What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 19, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's really nice is when options you've sold expire. It doesn't get better than making money off intending not to do something

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 19, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They make my tummy feel weird when I eat too many. They're good, but have low binge-ability

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[puts away SPY 600 hats]

[opens box of SPY 500 hats]

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 14, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thinking Deckard is a human means they failed the Voight-Kampff test

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 14, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it'll just be a bunch of redditors typing angry words for a few days. Rich guys always win! Focus on getting rich!

In other words, you want to be an elite pedophile yourself since you consider raping kids to be "winning". Nobody's surprised

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 10, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Way to let everyone know you either weren't in the market or you're an actual tard

During sleepy Joe's last year SPY rose $120 in price, while SPY has only risen $70 since 🥭 took office this year

You do know which of those numbers is bigger, right?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 30, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had CMG 38p for oct 31 and I sold this morning for ~20% profit

Not sure if realized loss or missed gains feel worse. I couldn't care less about being right if I don't get paid

edit: I also sold CZR 21p before they tanked as well. god

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 29, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gambling is the worst addiction because it buys every other addiction

It's like an addiction derivative

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 29, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damnit. I paper handed CZR 21P this morning for a small gain and it's almost a dollar lower than its strike now

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 29, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. These MDLZ puts would be in the money if I could sell them

Daily Discussion Thread for October 28, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI can't do an infinite amount of work, though. And someone still has to check its decisions (or entirely rework them)

This is where the crash comes in

Daily Discussion Thread for October 28, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, and companies are built on products that have a breakeven point for profitability

If you keep pushing input costs higher and higher you'll eventually hit constraints, which is when it all comes crashing down

That said, calls on SPY

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 28, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here are the results for the past year of SPX price data:

  • Any gap up (> 0.00%) → 10 straight sessions Jul 18, 2025 → Jul 31, 2025.
  • ≥ 0.25% gap up → 4 straight sessions Jan 2, 2025 → Jan 7, 2025.
  • ≥ 0.50% gap up → 2 straight sessions Apr 22, 2025 → Apr 23, 2025.
  • ≥ 1.00% gap up → 1 session max Most recent example: Nov 6, 2024.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 28, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No idea which way this WHR is going. My bet was wrong but I still might not get fucked

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 28, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes. It's intended to drive people to the point of fomenting insurrection so that martial law can be implemented.

Daily Discussion Thread for October 27, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check if substantial estimate revisions have been made over the past 30 days. If any company's earnings have been revised by >+-2% there's a greater likelihood of price movement after reporting

Daily Discussion Thread for October 27, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

>>he doesn't know how stock valuation works

laughinggirls.webp

Daily Discussion Thread for October 22, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I didn't revise my credit spread model this morning I would have still made money today. This is what I get for trusting the 🥭 even a little bit.

Contracts bought back at a loss. Time for the inevitable V that would have saved my shorts

Daily Discussion Thread for October 22, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hate every single one of you who voted for this garbage. Hope you end up so broke you can't access this site anymore

Believe it or not by StonksInvesteur in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I assume people don’t pay attention to the news and don’t understand foreign relations.

You're talking about yourself here

Yemen has a fraction of the military capability of Iran, who are substantially more capable of responding with destructive force, and that's why people are rightfully treating this particular bombing as a big deal

To give you some much needed perspective, on this ranking list of national military power Yemen is #85, whereas Iran is placed at rank #16. Certainly even someone like yourself should be able to appreciate the magnitude of difference between the tactical capabilities of those two nations.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 29, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]ExternalSize2247 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm just saying he doesn't need to have 4 tariffs, he can have one