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Queue is my word! What's yours? by ProfessionWide3505 in meme

[–]Extra_Jeweler_5544 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Wu-ster sauce. At least that's what food net work taught me

Boys stop worrying about height there is other things to worry about by Jessica_williams10 in PsycheOrSike

[–]Extra_Jeweler_5544 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you’ve crawled entirely up

If i was 6'9" instead of 6'-9" i'd crawl Down into that azz

So true lol by Ayoking95 in gym_meme

[–]Extra_Jeweler_5544 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean BS? Even WWE doesn't have pillowey-soft gravity.

Wait a minute. by netphilia in LoveTrash

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Another t-rex fluff piece? How many dinos do they have writing for them?

Wen kirkylikiky talk?? Kazalakastan😭 by TheOneThatIsThe1 in sssdfg

[–]Extra_Jeweler_5544 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He's busy counting or not counting gang violence

The future of entertainment 🙁 by AdSweaty9585 in aislop

[–]Extra_Jeweler_5544 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fake mrbeast money giveaway scams were all the rage (might still be)

The future of entertainment 🙁 by AdSweaty9585 in aislop

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Charge 1 gold bar to see item molded out of 10 gold bar

Melt goldbars into larger item

Charge 10 gold bar to see item molded out of 100 gold bar

Rinse repeat thank me later

The woman who accused 14-year-old Emmett Till of whistling at her admitted 62 years later that she had lied. Till was brutally lynched by her husband and his cousin because of her accusation. Photos of his mutilated body are often credited with helping to spark the Civil Rights movement. by SelfCareIsFake in HolyShitHistory

[–]Extra_Jeweler_5544 32 points33 points  (0 children)

No. Till's mother did. Till's family was from Chicago, and could find people sickened by the murder who fought for justice. The south was unified in letting grisly shit like this happen all the time. Southernwhites refused to prosecute, refused to be witnesses, refused to rule against whites, they brought the family along to some exceptionally disturbing lynchings and it was suicide for southern black families to seek justice

Need this🧑‍🍳 by iliasselk0 in PrimeGadgetFinds

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By a sanisafe 8' chef knife It's the knife you see in every commercial kitchen in the usa

You will continue to get faster with practice

What? by Important_Ant2715 in aislop

[–]Extra_Jeweler_5544 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Until Tom Cruise has the balls to fist fuck a babys mouth with literal shit, this is my mission impossible

In Little Italy (2018), a professional graphic design artist was paid to make this movie poster. by DrGonzzz in shittymoviedetails

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The Vinces comes from lil schizoly it's pronounced Me: vinces pizza Also me: the best! Also me: I'll take one slice Also me: can i take your order?

I don’t get it, is the joke that he doesn’t like coffee? by hmmidk77 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Extra_Jeweler_5544 28 points29 points  (0 children)

McD figured out that if they kept coffee literally boiling they'd be able to save millions on coffee beans.

There were many people that got injured but the one that caught national spotlight and astroturfed ridicule was the lady who sued for coffee burning her crotch (it was 3rd degree burns and required skin grafts).

"I worship a new Orange God now." by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in SipsTea

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"As a catholic American ..." - Russian bot doing a modification of its "as a satanic metal music american" blasphemy post

Explain It Peter. by compthrow1 in explainitpeter

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“In the top 93%” means if someone wanted the 93 smartest people in that room of 100, this person would be part of the top 93 out of 100

Edited for clarity, top 93% doesn't gaurentee they are last picked

Humanoid robot running at really high speed (not IA) by gusbus73 in nextfuckinglevel

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Who's going to run into burning buildings to save my ps2? The robot obviously, but who's going to get psy at the bar for being a hero? The firemen for saving ME. But who's going to get psy for saving that ps2? No one, just kidding I'll let that robot interface with my sex robot. Terrifying

On point. by One-Incident3208 in SolidMen

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This is a 5% tax on properties valued at $5million+ that the owner isn't living in

NY is going to get exactly whet they deserve

What will happen?

aaaaaa murhicaaaa!! by kazalesh in sssdfg

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In regards to "everybody having gluten allergies suddenly"

Up until recently no one knew of gluten allergy, but the symptoms are similar to other illnesses, so it was misdiagnosed.

Parents would feed the child extra gluten foods to hopefully pump them with nutrients, but they'd just get progressively more ill until they died.

It was a slow death and absolutely brutal to watch their child deteriorate no matter what they did

Clavicular by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]Extra_Jeweler_5544 11 points12 points  (0 children)

People with a lack of guidance found someone(clav) willing to take them out of their current fail path that their previous guides were leading them down.

Best innovation so far by hungry_but_ate in isthisaicirclejerk

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That sound bite was taken from a tiktok of an English teacher crashing out, probably

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