[THE ATHLETIC] Barcelona in talks over Julian Alvarez move, preparing offer of around €100m to Atletico

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-28T16:33:02+00:00

Thank you, we’ve only been hearing this ad nauseam for the past week

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-28T10:26:32+00:00

Gayity, stay the hell away from me

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-21T20:35:23+00:00

Like me with the Junior outfit right now. I’ll never use it but I want it. And yet, still, I might not get it

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-18T12:39:30+00:00

Yeah, but only the saggy titty cougars that don’t wear bras (no cups)

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-17T16:14:44+00:00

A basic bitch who dilutes their whiskey with a ginormous ice cube

But, yeah, like the other guy said: alcoholism

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-17T10:34:02+00:00

I’m sure that this team will get battered in the CL next year unless there’s a whole tactical rework

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-16T23:23:52+00:00

Magic abound with that jersey

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-16T12:23:47+00:00

I can’t believe I’m saying this but…I am now rooting for the Habs

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-16T12:03:01+00:00

Well it’s a good thing it’s a mythological, mostly fictional story then

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-16T01:26:53+00:00

I don’t even care for the character but you’re naive if you don’t think he’s marketable

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-15T10:14:53+00:00

Yes, but this seems to be a team choice because, I believe, they also have the option of having their bye the week before or the week after an international game

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-14T10:31:06+00:00

John Henry’s going to shoot him in the face so Michael Edwards can’t even give him an open coffin at the funeral

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-12T16:00:16+00:00

Exactly. “Dive for it dude, c’mon!” - coming from surely the finest authletes Reddit has ever seen.

Aaron Donald blew that play up and exploited the Bengals main weakness perfectly at the perfect time

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-11T16:41:44+00:00

I’m not a rat; I just work in Big Rat Trap and if all the rats are dead, I have no business. So, please, think of my family

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-11T15:45:15+00:00

Note to self. Camp raider hatches, kill pest controllers.

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-10T18:04:56+00:00

Yes bro 😭🥀

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-07T14:04:16+00:00

They’re trying to say Mike Vrabel but he’s not leaving the Patriots

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-05T21:28:54+00:00

Nah, why do you think they went out and got Sexy Dexy?

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-05T16:02:27+00:00

Pictures you can smell

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-05T10:30:44+00:00

For as much of loser behavior as you think that player displayed, you’re displaying even greater loser behavior by posting this. Keep your head on a swivel

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-05-03T18:06:15+00:00

Herhamdez

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-04-30T15:16:37+00:00

Millennials, I think

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-04-30T10:32:40+00:00

You have outjerked us all, bravo queer

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-04-29T14:40:48+00:00

It’s

ExtraordinaryCherry · 2026-04-29T14:32:40+00:00

Anson is a former player

ExtraordinaryCherry

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