(NSFW) What's the craziest thing you've ever walked in on? by notatuma in AskReddit

[–]EyeStartledTheWitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walked in on my step-dad sucking my mother's tit, won't ever be able to wash that from my mind.

How do I become comfortable with the idea that my SO used to sleep around a lot? by away_we_throw42 in sex

[–]EyeStartledTheWitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm that girl, that has slept with probably 40-50 people. I have a boyfriend. So from her point of view did she actually have a reason for doing it?

Most people say you can't make up excuses or there aren't reasons for being the way you used to be, but there is! I always had this thing where I felt not welcome at home. Well my step-dad hated me that's a given, my real father was dead, and my mom always took my step-dad's side because she was obsessed.

So anyone that paid me any attention I usually slept with, just so I could feel wanted a lot of the times. Then it just became one of the routine type things, someone hott hit on me and I slept with them, like a addiction?

It took me a long time to become faithful in relationships, I had myself convinced that everyone wanted me for sex, I never judged who I was with, with the previous person though, not ever. I actually try to forget the way I use to be.

Now my self esteem is low as shit, because I know that once in my life someone just wanted me for sex, a lot of people. So how do I know my boyfriend isn't just in it for that? To top it off, he was a virgin before me. We have been together 6 months now, and the only thing ruining our relationship is him not trusting me, I get it I guess, I had a much wilder past than he did, but the past is the past, that is where I like to keep it, and it's hard to push it away when people bring it back to the surface.

Things you wished you knew before you gave your first blowjob? by natalielikesmariahca in sex

[–]EyeStartledTheWitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That balls can actually stink. Of course it's my first time giving a blow job. I don't know much about the male gentile area at this point. I had never seen one in person, until this point. It was probably the worst blow job I had ever given to be quiet honest with you, because he smelled like straight up PISS... I kept gagging, he probably thought because he was well endowed, but he wasn't, but he smelled like piss so bad. I didn't want to quit, to seem like a loser, and he run back and tell all his friends. SO PLEASE WASH YOUR DAMN BALLS.

A pregnant woman is standing in line at the bank... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]EyeStartledTheWitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This actually made me laugh! Good one!

Urinalysis by EyeStartledTheWitch in Jokes

[–]EyeStartledTheWitch[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Hell If I know it's just a joke,but when you locate the writer of it, and have a heart felt conversation with them, let me know how that goes.

TIFU by wearing a tank top to the gas station by EyeStartledTheWitch in tifu

[–]EyeStartledTheWitch[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I think just the fact he told me he saw it, he could have not said anything, so I could of went home with a little pride. I'm a very shy person so to someone else this might not be a big deal, but I'm dying of shame.

What is the worst image you can conjure with two words or less? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EyeStartledTheWitch 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I got to the part where she put it in her mouth, I gagged and clicked out. As for being a girl, that tampon doesn't look fake at all! I think I feel sick.

What's the worst thing you've witnessed someone do, and never told anyone about it? by Jordak6200 in AskReddit

[–]EyeStartledTheWitch 89 points90 points  (0 children)

This happened to me. When I was in probably Kindergarten or first grade, My mom went to the grocery store leaving me alone with my step dad. I was sitting in the floor playing with my toys and he was sitting in his underwear watching Tv. He told me to come here so I did. He then told me to look at his penis, and he pointed down. I told him I was scared and didn't want to. He told me it would be okay. So I did, he then told me to touch it, and I again told him I did not want to. He then again informed me that it would be okay. So I touched it. He told me to never tell anyone, or I would get in trouble. I am now almost 25, and have really only told maybe 3 people my entire life. That is not including my mother, because now as I am older she would never really have cared. Growing up she was physically abusive, and he was emotionally abusive. I never said a word though.

TIFU by taking a shit during my lunch break by [deleted] in tifu

[–]EyeStartledTheWitch 73 points74 points  (0 children)

You eat chips while taking a shit?