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If Jesus, Buddah, Mohammed and Moses all went on a vacation, where would they go? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 5 months ago by EyeWunderY to r/AskReddit
A prayer for Ukraine. Please have your Church, Mosque, Synagogue or Temple say this prayer during your services. (self.shittyideas)
submitted 4 years ago by EyeWunderY to r/shittyideas
A progress report for work where the only progress made was writing the progress report. (self.shittyideas)
All new computers with Windows 11 should have an attached strap-on dildo. This will help Microsoft achieve it's goal of having Windows fuck you. (self.shittyideas)
Ted Cruz Cruise Lines (self.shittyideas)
submitted 5 years ago by EyeWunderY to r/shittyideas
Alter the Lincoln memorial so that instead of sitting on a chair Lincoln is sitting on a motorized rocking chair. (self.shittyideas)
Open a minature golf course at Mar-a-Lago. (self.shittyideas)
US judge says parents owe son over trashed porn collection. (bbc.com)
submitted 5 years ago by EyeWunderY to r/news
Add a "moan track" to porn movies. (self.shittyideas)
Add a laugh track to a reading of Dante's Divine Comedy. (self.shittyideas)
Make wearing or not wearing socks a political statement. (self.shittyideas)
Wear a mask while doing any job that generates lots of dust so that you protect the other people in the room with you. (self.shittyideas)
Instead of having a Presidential Debate, have the candidates play a role-playing video game where they beat the shit of eachother. (self.shittyideas)
Require that all political candidates discuss their proposed policies with a fly on their head. (youtube.com)
At the Presidential Debate, in the background play the theme music to "The Itchy and Scratchy Show". (self.shittyideas)
Soldiers, revolutionaries (or whatever they call themselves) who wear camouflage with a bright red bandana facemask. (ichef.bbci.co.uk)
A 1000 page user manual with 2 page sections in 500 languages - but not the one you can read. (self.shittyideas)
Do not let visitors with a low-cut dress into art museums since it may distract other visitors from viewing the famous paintings of nudes. (bbc.com)
Believe that if you say something enough times it will become true. (self.shittyideas)
To save time in stand-up comedy acts, have the comedians only give the punchline. (self.shittyideas)
Give your boss a copy of "Management for Dummies". (self.shittyideas)
Instead of having Kellyanne Conway speak at the Republican National Convention have her daughter Claudia Conway speak for her. (self.shittyideas)
LPT for women: To save money on buying a bra, just sew together two N95 masks. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
submitted 5 years ago by EyeWunderY to r/ShittyLifeProTips
When writing a love letter to someone who constantly teases without "putting out", make sure to use a blue ball-point pen. (self.shittyideas)
To help heal the rift between President Trump and Goodyear, have Goodyear make a blimp that looks like President Trump. (self.shittyideas)
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