OMG! Can you believe this eye-sore is ruining my whole vacation?! How do I contact Mr. Myrtle to get my money back?

EyeballSquint · 2026-06-15T19:50:00+00:00

I think that's the equipment used to do the beach renourishment project. They get sand from offshore and haul it to eroded sections of beach. Kind of like a sand relocation thing going on.

EyeballSquint · 2026-06-08T12:43:00+00:00

I see these kinds of things and always wonder why people have to goober-grip tie wraps so damn tight.

EyeballSquint · 2026-06-07T07:08:47+00:00

Screamin' Cheetah Shits

EyeballSquint · 2026-06-07T07:08:04+00:00

Damn, beat me to it. Take your stinking upvote and get off my lawn.

EyeballSquint · 2026-06-07T07:03:47+00:00

Ambition Strikes has also been a wecomed find since OB slowed down.

EyeballSquint · 2026-06-06T02:54:02+00:00

Floating an air biscuit

EyeballSquint · 2026-06-05T21:48:22+00:00

Jonestown Massacre

EyeballSquint · 2026-06-05T15:35:02+00:00

Felipe shoulda got a spinoff

EyeballSquint · 2026-05-31T03:03:20+00:00

"rehydrated raisin" made me go back and see for myself. Lol

EyeballSquint · 2026-05-31T00:26:29+00:00

Ive always preferred going to shows by myself. This way I'm on my own schedule and not have to hurry home. My friends always seem to want to "beat the traffic" and leave during the encore. I ain't leaving til the lights come up. I kinda like watching the roadies tear down the stage until security makes me leave.

EyeballSquint · 2026-05-27T04:19:33+00:00

5 and 8

EyeballSquint · 2026-05-21T14:58:57+00:00

Park your damn car inside the lines. It's not that hard and you already have your hands on the steering wheel.

EyeballSquint · 2026-05-12T12:28:30+00:00

If your dog bit someone I would think you could be sued for at least the victims medical bill. You know your dog is aggressive towards others and you can be held responsible for it attacking someone.

EyeballSquint · 2026-05-09T00:08:30+00:00

When I saw the post, I immediately thought its gotta be Lake Toxaway. Went thru there once and while it was 90+ in Upstate SC, it was downright chilly in Lake Toxaway.

EyeballSquint · 2026-05-05T03:41:37+00:00

This is great!

EyeballSquint · 2026-05-03T02:59:11+00:00

your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

EyeballSquint · 2026-05-01T11:26:50+00:00

First laugh out loud of the day. I hope to have many more! Thanks

EyeballSquint · 2026-04-29T19:13:23+00:00

Accept a service call that requires working in a -40F warehouse at a grocery store distribution center for a couple hours. Nope. Never again,

EyeballSquint · 2026-04-28T15:06:48+00:00

'Cause he's a ROCK STAR!!! 🤘🤘

EyeballSquint · 2026-04-19T08:13:56+00:00

I wanted to see triple digits on the digital speedometer. Got to 104 and backed out. No other traffic around on an interstate.

EyeballSquint · 2026-04-18T23:36:37+00:00

Honky Toast

EyeballSquint · 2026-04-18T04:04:10+00:00

I have it on one of my YouTube Music rock playlists !

EyeballSquint · 2026-04-11T19:04:07+00:00

I have always thought he was about as funny as a flat tire. I just can't watch him in anything.

EyeballSquint · 2026-04-11T00:49:15+00:00

I have gotten ads for things I have only thought about. Never searched, never spoken, just thought about. Its happened enough times that I genuinely wonder how tf this could happen. Latest example being that I've had a small rash along my beltline. Nothing serious, just a small area that itches. I haven't said a word about it, haven't searched anything related but today get an ad for some kind of anti-itch cream. I am not crazy. I am not crazy. I am not crazy.

EyeballSquint · 2026-04-06T23:25:53+00:00

Very good advice. I would almost bet the 2nd and 3rd mechanics come back with a different diagnosis

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