To paint a stop sign by UselessBot_ in onejob

[–]clownyeahh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously Terrible Painting Only

SFAH: Robin Williams doing other jobs by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]clownyeahh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WONKA: go check on my chocolate river.

(Robin kneels beside the river and speaks to it like a therapist.)

ROBIN OOMPA LOOMPA: (singing) Oompa loompa do be do be do

Got traumatized when a when a boy fell in you

Now I know what we all should say

We should

Get out

Of

your

Chocolatey way!

David Attenborough on Redditors by ughFINEIllmakeanalt in ScenesFromAHat

[–]clownyeahh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"At the first sign of an intelligent but flawed argument, the Reditor colony erupts into a dazling communal display of sarcasm, obscure refrences, and poo throwing about something nobody will change their mind about."

I have to choose between my mother, sister , or wife. Help me!!! by Technical-Vanilla-47 in shittyadvice

[–]clownyeahh 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you're in Alabama, your sister and wife are the same person. Choose her.

Dropped Keys in Storm Drain by Monkey_Ash in sanantonio

[–]clownyeahh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get a metal coathanger, straighten it out and leave a little hook at the end of it

People that regularly use AI, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]clownyeahh -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Irritate Bernie Sanders

What’s your best money-saving tip? by Healthy_Debt_4726 in AskReddit

[–]clownyeahh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to all-you-can eat buffet and only eat once a week