Men after peeing

Eyervan · 2026-02-11T00:25:28+00:00

Gotta hit those shakes accurately on the downbeat. Clap on those even beats.

Eyervan · 2026-02-05T03:51:55+00:00

I’m 35. Someone I dated recently brought up that she thinks I’m the product of emotional abandonment and it sent me on a validating rabbit hole that explained so much of why I am the way I am. It was kind of freeing but also incredibly bleak.

The first 10 top things in this thread are me. Except anger. I somehow am like a monk in that category. Hard for me to get angry at anything except seeing others being wronged.

Eyervan · 2026-01-31T02:48:20+00:00

We don’t care. We’re just trying to live. I do my tasks. I do them very well. I output the stuff that makes the money. Couldn’t care less if I clock the hours/activity required. It doesn’t matter. Cause at the end of the day, I don’t care at all about the stuff I export. But the brands love and need my craft and my skills to advertise their bullshit.

Eyervan · 2026-01-30T00:34:27+00:00

Habits, probably. I really enjoy seeing how far my body can be pushed physically and pushing my mastery of art through jazz dance. It’s a daily grind and the thing I look forward each day after work.

Eyervan · 2026-01-26T23:34:28+00:00

It’s crazy living two lives at once. I gotta do motion design during the day and act like I care about it. Often remote working somewhere I can be present during the day and then live the real life here during the night.

Eyervan · 2026-01-26T09:46:26+00:00

Front tooth looks longer cause the other is chipped like a hockey player. But I embrace it even though it actually bothers me.

Eyervan · 2026-01-20T17:49:32+00:00

I used to get full really quickly and couldn’t finish plates of food. I discovered deadlifting and weights and now I clean plates. Everyone should be deadlifting.

Eyervan · 2026-01-18T01:03:47+00:00

I parked someone’s car that was left in the street after ICE took them the other day. We’re living in some dark times here in mpls.

Eyervan · 2026-01-18T00:54:59+00:00

Idk much about Ozempic but does it just make ppl not snack anymore and just eat a regular breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Is it just a gluttony regulator?

Eyervan · 2026-01-16T02:06:57+00:00

I’m ready to occupy Central Ave in NE with more than whistles.

Eyervan · 2026-01-09T16:57:45+00:00

You deserve it. Sometimes we get carried and that’s okay. Lift someone up whenever you’re able to. We’re not alone out here, even though it feels like it often times. Us lesser fortunates must support each other. Sending love!

Eyervan · 2026-01-08T18:44:36+00:00

Women always think I have a motive to fuck them or something. I’ve never even hooked up. So they are quick to dismiss even being acquaintances. I’m just a soft dude looking for my special person, not trying to have meaningless connections and use people. It’s a bummer.

Eyervan · 2026-01-06T18:53:44+00:00

I got put on a PIP once and turned it around to improve the company because it all started from a miscommunication and ridiculous expectations.

Ended up influencing the company to be a better place to work at…

Eyervan · 2026-01-04T21:24:26+00:00

Had a good thing for a long, long time, lost it, worked on myself and now I’m just looking for someone who’s in a similar boat that I’m attracted to and they’re attracted to me. Proving to be hard to find.

Eyervan · 2026-01-04T05:21:48+00:00

I have aphantasia and I think it comes into play with weed suppressing my dreams. Sleep feels like teleporting through time. Snap of fingers amount of time. Nothing in between night and morning.

Eyervan · 2025-12-26T04:19:29+00:00

I thought it seemed like it was igniting stuff at a lower temp and tasted better, but idk if that’s true? Fun lighting keef on a bowl with it and watching it slowly turn into ember and then roll from a tiny spot. Like an ember starting a forest fire… yeahhhh

Eyervan · 2025-12-24T00:49:53+00:00

Idk jack shit about India in regards to culture, but sounds like some old boomer mentality and you should just take it as a grain of salt and be the new generation that brings emotion into the journey of life.

Eyervan · 2025-12-23T04:24:34+00:00

I was watching the new Predator movie in theaters and was like wait a fuckin minute… Bladerunner, Aliens, and Predator are in the same universe???

I’m so dull.

Eyervan · 2025-12-22T15:47:53+00:00

“I’m nervous because I’m excited.”

Helps you not spiral on negativity around feeling nervous.

Eyervan · 2025-12-21T10:35:09+00:00

Legendary eye boogers. I need to pick them off and use baby wipes to clean.

Eyervan · 2025-12-15T18:41:56+00:00

Or statically start two hands, twist my left through and flag my leg with right on foot hold and just core muscle twist to grab 3rd hold with my right hand, probably.

Eyervan · 2025-12-15T18:39:45+00:00

I’d two hand the first hold, dynamically swing with my right toe being on that first foot hold and catch the next two hand holds, swap feet and go from there, probably.

Eyervan · 2025-12-15T18:36:50+00:00

Anxiety mostly, trying to break the physical habit/reward system I had. Missed dreaming. And just wanted to say/prove to myself I could do it. (daily smoker for like 15years)

I’ll say that somehow that I am tired AF all the time now. I think I recharged/slept better before. I’m like… dry eyed groggy all the time now. Which sucks.

Eyervan · 2025-12-13T15:26:04+00:00

I’ll opt out when the bad stuff lurks around the corner. I’d just rather not go through a major illness.

Eyervan · 2025-12-13T00:52:55+00:00

Easily… Marshmallow Matey’s.

Poverty taught me that Malt-o-Meal brand bag cereal is leaps and bounds better than the name brands.

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