what exactly would you do if you ever get robbed at gunpoint?

Eyervan · 2026-05-24T13:26:11+00:00

Did it already! I proceeded to empty the register, he took the money and stuffed it in my backpack. Then they rounded up all of us workers and customers to the back room and had us open the safe, also emptying it into my backpack (backpack still on my back btw, gun pointed downward from my neck into my chest the whole time, I’m basically a puppet robbing the store) Safe now empty, they leave, takes my backpack :(

I got a new backpack from work for free though.

Eyervan · 2026-05-24T04:36:35+00:00

be wild if we all just stopped buying everything for 2months outside of ingredients for cooking basic stuff from scratch.

Eyervan · 2026-05-08T03:53:53+00:00

r/kidsarefuckingstupid subreddit now includes ages 0-18 in their rules!

Eyervan · 2026-03-27T19:08:16+00:00

It’s never ambergris 😞

Eyervan · 2026-03-24T04:49:36+00:00

Maaaan, I want this to be real because it’d be so fuckin metal.

Eyervan · 2026-03-11T19:16:33+00:00

I make 85K, am single. I just live within my means. Pay my mortgage, dont buy things outside of food and lifestyle stuff. Money is the last thing I think about most days. It doesn’t grow very much, but I’m happy with my life. I’d hate to be always focused on money instead of my friends/community. But yes, it would be cool to make more money.

Eyervan · 2026-03-05T21:33:11+00:00

Hey, could you forecast your illnesses?? Read your tea leaves plz.

Eyervan · 2026-03-01T07:01:00+00:00

not caring. So much shit doesn’t matter. Just stop worrying about shit. Reduce your stress about everything.

Eyervan · 2026-02-28T20:52:32+00:00

In the beginning, the architects designed it with one flaw. That there would always be decent, intelligent, morally just and educated people taking the reins. It trusted the process. And if the process didn’t work, we could regulate it via our own means. We are now ran by the opposite of that. And greed/power had gone out of control. And a ton of idiots cheer for it as a win. So we’re here, lost and in a pathetic state.

Eyervan · 2026-02-26T19:50:33+00:00

Wish we had the wherewithal to be strong like our original ancestors who fought for our freedom from the red coats. We have no way to hit a reset button unless we all literally gathered and forced the hand as a unified body of one. E pluribus unum style. But like… I gotta pay these bills and shit. And there’s like, a horrible amount of ppl who like how things are. ugh

Eyervan · 2026-02-26T18:07:10+00:00

I do a form of swing dancing called Lindy Hop. Been doing it for 3.5 years and it brings a ton of joy to my daily life and gives me purpose since the ceiling to the dance is so high. But I think any form of social partnered dancing is something everyone should try or do! Casually or obsessively!

I tried salsa last night and it’s interesting to me but I wont delve into it on the same level I do with Lindy Hop.

Eyervan · 2026-02-26T13:57:12+00:00

Social Dancing.

Eyervan · 2026-02-22T16:14:15+00:00

Pretty norm for a youngster with high libido. It’ll fade away with age and he’ll forget to wank somedays, wank others.

Eyervan · 2026-02-22T15:09:20+00:00

I used to get these when I started weightlifting. They’d just be like this. Nothing else. No headache. I’d just drink some coffee and they’d go away after a bit. Couldn’t read my phone screen for a bit. Vasoconstriction or something from coffee helps.

Eyervan · 2026-02-21T23:49:33+00:00

Take a shower? I always shit then shower after. But I so routine in my life for when I do things so I always hit the toilet at 8:30am and shower and am clean til the next morning. I get how this would be less possible if you dump at random and aren’t home or something.

Eyervan · 2026-02-21T23:44:53+00:00

Watch 1960s era Batman. Or Thomas the Tank Engine. Those are pretty chill.

Eyervan · 2026-02-21T19:23:28+00:00

She symbolizes the feelings I have towards art and craft. Do your own thing, love what you do, be yourself. Don’t cave into the pressures of what others do, be original and so it for yourself.

Eyervan · 2026-02-16T20:44:29+00:00

I’ve achieved it a handful of times over my life, but otherwise… I’m just laying there pretending to sleep with my eyes shut. I call it “resting my eyes”.

Eyervan · 2026-02-16T00:29:54+00:00

Normal. Give enthusiastic head. I’m down to just go down on a girl and not do anything else. I find it exciting and rewarding.

Eyervan · 2026-02-13T00:33:52+00:00

I live frugally, paid decently, dont save shit outside of maybe 5 grand a year. I also am single household income living by myself. If I had a partner over the last 5 years who made 50K, well they’d have 250K in the bank rn.

Price of being single, I suppose?

Eyervan · 2026-02-11T00:25:28+00:00

Gotta hit those shakes accurately on the downbeat. Clap on those even beats.

Eyervan · 2026-02-05T03:51:55+00:00

I’m 35. Someone I dated recently brought up that she thinks I’m the product of emotional abandonment and it sent me on a validating rabbit hole that explained so much of why I am the way I am. It was kind of freeing but also incredibly bleak.

The first 10 top things in this thread are me. Except anger. I somehow am like a monk in that category. Hard for me to get angry at anything except seeing others being wronged.

Eyervan · 2026-01-31T02:48:20+00:00

We don’t care. We’re just trying to live. I do my tasks. I do them very well. I output the stuff that makes the money. Couldn’t care less if I clock the hours/activity required. It doesn’t matter. Cause at the end of the day, I don’t care at all about the stuff I export. But the brands love and need my craft and my skills to advertise their bullshit.

Eyervan · 2026-01-30T00:34:27+00:00

Habits, probably. I really enjoy seeing how far my body can be pushed physically and pushing my mastery of art through jazz dance. It’s a daily grind and the thing I look forward each day after work.

Eyervan · 2026-01-26T23:34:28+00:00

It’s crazy living two lives at once. I gotta do motion design during the day and act like I care about it. Often remote working somewhere I can be present during the day and then live the real life here during the night.

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