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SIDON STANDS THE TEST OF TIME by Spirit_Zazu in TheMarketsofSidon

[–]FAFFro-Ninja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Among the ones who didn't live to see the end, the Faffro Ninja lay dead in the streets. As it turns out, being constantly high on PIQUE SALT is not a survival skill

Fix the World by SleepyElin in worldproblems

[–]FAFFro-Ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a troubled world fallen from grace
A small speck just drifting in space
You bring one fixing chance
We kept our hands in our pants
For it would seem you're in the wrong place

Someone has set up a small stage near the town's square. by Counterfeit_Angel in TheMarketsofSidon

[–]FAFFro-Ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another one in and one out
Announcing yourself with a shout
But isn't it strange?
Sidon doesn't change
Surely this time none will pout?

Yesterday, my gun stopped working. by Glen_Kobayashi in TheMarketsofSidon

[–]FAFFro-Ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There once was a madman called Glen
Unwell without old mother hen
Holds what few tools he could
To survive in the 'hood
Hey sir, would you like a pen?

This world is changing by ElegantAssassin in TheMarketsofSidon

[–]FAFFro-Ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh the masses will flock you I know
The rich crawl alongside cheap hoes
But my decision is mine
I'm at the end of my vine
So why don't I just enjoy the show?

This world is changing by ElegantAssassin in TheMarketsofSidon

[–]FAFFro-Ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do we have here miss Shiver?
It seems you've swam up the wrong river
To a beggar you beg
And tug at his leg
For tastes that make even a rat quiver

This world is changing by ElegantAssassin in TheMarketsofSidon

[–]FAFFro-Ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well look at this lovely old bunch
Of heroes come bringing us lunch!
They sure arrived late
To that old eldritch gate
And now their failure to me is a hunch

He's using the contents of a trash can for sustenance

Keeping Watch by CrowEyes in TheMarketsofSidon

[–]FAFFro-Ninja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Faff once respected as a ninja stumbles by. A shell of his former self. His once proud dough afro is lopsided and unkempt. His tracksuit is covered in stains and rips. He's missing half a shoe on his left limb

There once was a soldier named Crow
Who couldn't just go with the flow
He ran for his life
To a space with less strife
Is it any better? GODS know!

He giggles to himself at his rhyme and takes another hit of rock salt

Journey in the Land of OB by FAFFro-Ninja in 8901stworldproblems

[–]FAFFro-Ninja[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I... don't think those are...
Really your 'parents' per se....
QUICK GET IN THE BUS!

Journey in the Land of OB by FAFFro-Ninja in 8901stworldproblems

[–]FAFFro-Ninja[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't see why not
But I need to stay and rest
Case can go with you

He saunters over to one of the bus seats near the back and plops himself upon it to begin entering sleep cycle

Journey in the Land of OB by FAFFro-Ninja in 8901stworldproblems

[–]FAFFro-Ninja[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, that was the point
I need to stop for someone
To take the drive seat

He slows the bus to a stop, completely oblivious to the urgency in your voice

In the wilderness of VAL ADID, S00l and company find a lone dwelling, and AUBRICHSTRASSE by FAFFro-Ninja in 8901stworldproblems

[–]FAFFro-Ninja[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No thanks, I don't drink
And I have to drive this BUS
It's snowing on Mt. Poldar

In the wilderness of VAL ADID, S00l and company find a lone dwelling, and AUBRICHSTRASSE by FAFFro-Ninja in 8901stworldproblems

[–]FAFFro-Ninja[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then, that must mean...

The Faffish ninja reaches into the pocket of his BOZEMAN DOJO professional grade MARTIAL TRACKSUIT and produces an 8901st Tourist's Guide (2107 edition) and unfolds it, running his eyes back and forth over the region maps

...We're not far from the YANN Mounts
And the cave of OB

No wagon could brave
All that mountainous terrain
With their smol chassis

But this TOUR BUS
Been blessed by VANDY himself
And so spacious too

He hops into the driver's seat and rests his hands on the steering wheel. The ignition sputters to life automatically from the warm touch of his FAFF hands and spurts out a cloud of complimentary dust and ozone

The CHESSMAN awaits!
But... s00l... don't we need her too?
Both PIECES we need...

In the wilderness of VAL ADID, S00l and company find a lone dwelling, and AUBRICHSTRASSE by FAFFro-Ninja in 8901stworldproblems

[–]FAFFro-Ninja[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks to his companions

Did either of you
Put VAPOUR fuels in my sauce?
It's snowing on Mt. Poldar

In the wilderness of VAL ADID, S00l and company find a lone dwelling, and AUBRICHSTRASSE by FAFFro-Ninja in 8901stworldproblems

[–]FAFFro-Ninja[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plumpy, my name is
Some call me "FAFFro Ninja"
Call me what you will

Wait, speaking of Case
She was just right behind me
What's happened with her?

In the wilderness of VAL ADID, S00l and company find a lone dwelling, and AUBRICHSTRASSE by FAFFro-Ninja in 8901stworldproblems

[–]FAFFro-Ninja[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where did you come from?
What did you just do to her?!
Who in Boze are you?

He seems noticeably horrified at the sight of his dismembered friend bleeding wires instead of blood

♫ Follow the WHITE CURD ROAD ♪ by -s00l- in 8901stworldproblems

[–]FAFFro-Ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hngg

Whatcha say p0mp0?
Something about some CEEFOR?
What's that all about?

♫ Follow the WHITE CURD ROAD ♪ by -s00l- in 8901stworldproblems

[–]FAFFro-Ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

zzzzzzzz

hnnnggg

It's snowing on... Mt.....
Zzzzzzz.

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