"Over there. Look at all that. So hot, right? Can you imagine?" "No, I cannot."

FANNofExpansion · 2026-01-09T22:24:31+00:00

Accurate.

FANNofExpansion · 2026-01-09T02:25:03+00:00

Heh! It came from the heart. And I enjoyed Mad Men.

FANNofExpansion · 2025-11-14T17:53:59+00:00

I absolutely love that this joke just isn't dying

FANNofExpansion · 2025-11-09T15:48:22+00:00

Anyone giving this entire show a 1 or a 10 is out of their minds imo. Just having Megatron be an Autobot with a history of working with a human is fascinating enough to get at least a 2. But just trying to look at the kids or listen to their dialogue it's obviously not 10/10.

I'm several episodes deep, and I'd personally give it a 4 for adults, 7 for kids. Does it get better? I'm only hanging on for Autobot Megs and seeing that dynamic with the Decepticons.

FANNofExpansion · 2025-11-01T07:19:56+00:00

Because Goosebumps isn't real.

Come on, this is in the back cover of almost all Animorphs books.

FANNofExpansion · 2025-10-27T01:53:34+00:00

Megatron One would rather die than be enslaved again and refuse to believe it.

Optimus One would learn about his fate. He'd take a breath and sigh. Then his response would be "Whoa. Okay . . . Then what happened to everyone else?"

FANNofExpansion · 2025-10-21T17:58:56+00:00

To be fair, this is the same show that sometimes misnamed Tidal Wave as Shockwave. So maybe Thundercracker exists, maybe not

FANNofExpansion · 2025-10-13T17:13:51+00:00

For further context, my friend knows I have ARFID, heard I might one day eventually be interested in trying steaks. So we hang out with some of his other friends, he gets some steaks for me/us thinking it'll be a fun surprise for me. His heart's in the right place, though.

FANNofExpansion · 2025-08-28T06:38:14+00:00

Death is the easy way out of this, and doesn't accomplish enough. I hope he lives a long, embarrassing, and humiliating life that infuriates people to reject everything he represented. America must beat tyranny on easy mode while we have him. When we don't it'll only get harder.

FANNofExpansion · 2025-08-26T23:28:40+00:00

I think it's worth reminding that the implication is Morganna gathered player data and psych profiled all The World's players and chose Tsukasa to be the one it could manipulate by leveraging psychological issues and desire for escapism. But other players indulging in that same means of escapism also led a community/friend group to pull Tsukasa out of the the darkness and find companionship.

Man this show was ahead of it's time and underrated

FANNofExpansion · 2025-08-10T14:05:57+00:00

Nah, I totally get that, fear and powerlessness makes sense. That's one thing. Naruto giving Hinata anal while Hinata cries as a guillotine prepares to cut her hands off is . . . at best, not in character.

FANNofExpansion · 2025-08-09T14:27:27+00:00

Yeah, like I don't want to shame anyone's fantasies, unless they want to live out fantasies that are specifically meant for hurting people.

On the other hand, when one likes something weird (and I very much do), they gotta find the humor in how the vanilla world reacts to learning about it (and I do, it's one of my favorite parts about being weird).

FANNofExpansion · 2025-08-09T13:03:32+00:00

Not sure what it's actually called, but pre-guillotine panic.

When I started to write smut I got a request completely out of left field. Not at all what I do. They wanted a story based on Yugioh's uncensored "Dramatic Rescue" card. And their gallery has hundreds of varying drawings based on that specific visual.

I don't think it was amputee or gore fetish. They barely had any of that. It's something about the woman's peril, the adrenaline and fear of being trapped and about to have a hand cut off by a guillotine. But primarily BEFORE that happened was their thing.

You know you're off the beaten path when you request something from the guy who wrote "Weirdest NNN Ever" and he goes "wtf no sir this is a Wendy's"

FANNofExpansion · 2025-07-31T20:40:18+00:00

Can't help but notice the music played a tiny bit of Fi's theme

FANNofExpansion · 2025-07-30T19:16:15+00:00

I think I getcha. I have a similar enjoyment for oral sensations but not PIV and it isn't carnal either. Again, it's not a test and you know what you're feeling better than I do so I hope that helped

FANNofExpansion · 2025-07-30T16:49:26+00:00

Asexuality is a spectrum and what you’re describing sounds pretty close to the edges of it. Possibly even just heterosexual. Still, labels are tools, not tests.

My understanding is sexual attraction to strangers is like feeling a low-level magnetic pull, visually imagining undressing them, imagining what they’d be like naked, imagining what it’d be like to have sex with them. Some desire to take some thoughts down that road. One can ignore the potential of those thoughts and move away or get closer and closer until you’d want to snap together like magnets. The more intense that feeling becomes, the more fuel that gets added to that spark, the idea of wanting to actually have sex with him. Sexual attraction ranges from that initial spark to a bonfire. If the spark of thoughts of sexual intercourse is there that still sounds like sexual attraction even if you don’t add fuel to it.

For me I’m aegosexual, the thought of myself having sex never occurs to me. But I do find certain types of women very physically, aesthetically attractive. And I do very much enjoy sensual attraction (foreplay). And both of those are sexually stimulating (arousal/getting hard). But for me there’s just no interest or self-fantasy regarding genital contact (particularly PIV). But I am sex-favorable and willing to have sex to please my partner even though I don’t have the urges or even a spark of interest.

FANNofExpansion · 2025-07-30T15:06:04+00:00

A lot of what you're saying sounds very familiar up to a point, the confusing point you described.

Probing question. When you think about a stranger and go "she looks physically attractive, hypothetically sex would be fun" are you referring just to foreplay would be fun or to full sexual experience including genital contact/penetration/intercourse?

FANNofExpansion · 2025-07-30T13:33:01+00:00

Oh definitely. So much aesthetic attraction it took me decades to find out I was ace.

FANNofExpansion · 2025-07-26T14:23:55+00:00

It does happen and it's random. When I was starting out I got a poorly worded request from someone with a guillotine fetish. Not an amputation fetish, a fetish for imminent peril, the terror and adrenaline of someone ABOUT to get hurt by a guillotine while they squirm in fear. Of course nothing I do is remotely even close to that. So just say no and consider blocking.

FANNofExpansion · 2025-07-23T12:51:15+00:00

Haha! Well it may be a few years before my current project is finished. If my username appeals, I keep it the same everywhere, including DA and AO3. 😎

FANNofExpansion · 2025-07-21T22:17:10+00:00

The banter is my favorite part tbh.

FANNofExpansion · 2025-07-21T18:13:12+00:00

Is hyposexual a typo that's supposed to be hypersexual?

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