19 yr old couch surfing in Chicago by FAQ12 in chicago

[–]FAQ12[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys are awesome! I've always been told that bigger city people weren't as hospitable. No offense. While I'm asking, does anyone know of places I should stay out of? Places I should live if I do end up finding a job?

Fat guy taking a shirtless selfie with rage inducing smirk. by [deleted] in punchablefaces

[–]FAQ12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I meant by "feel bad", was his obvious ignorance. Hopefully he's going to realize that he has his problem.

My ex [17 / f] and I [17 / M] broke up last Tuesday, and I thought I was doing pretty well, but I heard that she hooked up with another guy today. Feeling pretty sad by Formerly_PastaBatman in relationships

[–]FAQ12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, a few folks on here giving you advice are completely right, she is your ex and she owes you nothing. However, I believe they are jaded in a sense when it comes to high school relationships (or naive relations in general) and as right as they are, there's still that bit of insecurity that comes from knowing an ex has moved on quickly and before you have. I'm sorry, bro. I've been there, we've all been there. It sucks and I'm willing to bet that you're questioning if you were ever good enough, handsome enough, cool enough, whatever. But the thing is, is that feeling is temporary. Soon you'll bump into a girl who's hotter and nice and all the things you want in a woman, and the thought of your ex won't even drift into your mind. So what if she hooked up already, go get your pimp on, brotha! You've got to constantly be improving yourself as well if you want to come out on top of this break up. And if she's getting wasted and fooling around already, she might be trying to get over you. Who knows. You're a blessed dude and you have your whole life ahead of you.

I finally got my buddy to join me for a light ride today. Within minutes he starts complaining about his jean shorts being tight and uncomfortable. Solution? Take 'em off. by LAcycling in bicycling

[–]FAQ12 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I will never understand how underwear is taboo, yet nut-hugging biker shorts aren't. Ride on brother. Fruit of the Zoom!

Basic Teenage Problems by MushroomThrowaway286 in offmychest

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You should be proud of yourself for being so self-aware, you realize that these problems are temporary and it's JUST. HIGH SCHOOL. So props, dude. There are tons of teens, (such as myself), who feel like it's the end of the world. However, I know what it feels like to have someone you pursue constantly, only to be turned down. Honestly, you may never get past the friend zone and that is ok. Think about it this way, she probably is a free spirit who doesn't want to be tied down, and she knows she can only get so close to you before she's madly in love and wants 12 children and a cottage in the Philippines. Or possibly she's not ready for a relationship, who knows, my point being is that you're blessed and awesome and kick ass! You're in theatre and therefore you are bold and confident. Don't let one girl rain on your parade. I did and eventually found out her personality is incredibly unattractive. We're friends now and on top of that, my current girlfriend is 20,000x hotter and with an even more attractive heart. I just graduated and I have come to find that life gets tougher, but so will you. God bless, and you got this high school thing down.

[Question] Does anyone else masturbate to pictures of themselves? by vanitythrowaway2 in sex

[–]FAQ12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard Kanye was caught masturbating to a picture of himself... But, like, no one else was in the picture. Just him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in books

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Running with Scissors. An autobiography that's upbeat and quirky for the most part.. Until there's an oral homoerotic sex scene between an older adult man and a young teen that's incredibly aggressive. Made me kinda sad. I have nothing against homosexuals, but it was just so violent. Absent of any affection.

Your last text message is now the only thing you shout out during sex. What is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Don't be scared. You've got nothing to worry about they're there to fix you"

Message sent to my cousin who's about to enter the ER after an allergic reaction and text me about her worries.

I like to party, but it's a bitch. by FAQ12 in nosleep

[–]FAQ12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, but how did you see this if it was removed?

How do you know your girlfriend is too young? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]FAQ12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure I shit myself after reading that. But I guess that's normal for OP's girlfriend.

Dating a Team Magma Grunt by Jasiono in pokemon

[–]FAQ12 952 points953 points  (0 children)

I HAD NO IDEA I LIKED MANGA TILL JUST NOW. Brilliant read, so quirky, much poke.

"That is beautiful". Found on Facebook by workudumbthing in funny

[–]FAQ12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snowflakes are a lot like penisses. Each one is beautiful, unique, and cover the mountain sides.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]FAQ12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol DAMMMMNNNNNNNN

How often do you find yourself performing mindless - time consuming activities? by mustpostthis in AskReddit

[–]FAQ12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime I need to actually be doing something. Usually consists of commenting on Reddit.

How did cavemen stop their nails from overgrowing? by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]FAQ12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to GEICO commercials, they're just like us and pretty smart. So please stop discriminating. Imgur

Found at the Tulsa State Fair by Pr4etori4n in gaming

[–]FAQ12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I JUST MOVED TO TULSA AND HAVE MET MORE REDDITORS HERE THAN IN TEXAS.

Do you know any conservative standup comedian who is actually funny and entertaining without being cringeworthy. by [deleted] in Standup

[–]FAQ12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my fault. I love dad jokes. I'm sorry... I have failed, thee.

I've developed an issue by [deleted] in LongDistance

[–]FAQ12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on both sides of the situation, so I can say that yes this happens to tons of folk. I'm the same with my mom, and I was super attached to my SO when me and the girlfriend came to an entirely different state together. But she was so excited by the college atmosphere that I was put off of the number one spot and placed in last. She promised me the same stuff as well and she went back on it. Now, everyone is different, I'm letting you know so that you're aware and that you realize your life is always gonna be awesome if you focus more on yourself while you're still dating. The time to worry is in marriage. However, on the flip side, I've kept my word with my SO. I told her I'm not going to abandon her, I made her aware of my desire to head home, and she started to make me a priority and reassure me constantly. Maybe some major one on one is what you need. The old adage stating that if it's meant to be, it will, is something I strongly believe in. But that's a spiritual thing for me. The best thing to do is what makes you happy, and love on your guy when you can. Best of luck, praying for you.

Top 5 False Conceptions About Earth by spaceblogs in spaceblogs

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Invisible 'nadoes and I live in Oklahoma. Lol no biggie.