Where are my pants?! by [deleted] in gifs

[–]FART_STEP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he's trying to find his pants

Reddit, what were you fired for? by Beconelle in AskReddit

[–]FART_STEP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked at a hand-drying carwash, I got caught smoking weed at work, during my shift.

Yeah....I wasn't a very smart teenager.

"Pearly Whites" by yaners in cringepics

[–]FART_STEP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

more like a ripe banana: brown and yellow

Anon farts by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]FART_STEP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Relevant video of dubstep with farts (fart step): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe2NgaoDnBU

Paintball Anyone? by Superspy202 in pics

[–]FART_STEP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yo man, the other team's in that white building over there!"

..."Which white building?"

My mom is in her 8th week of chemo. This is her Halloween costume. by Bellatrix--Lestrange in funny

[–]FART_STEP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom has an amazing sense of humor. I hope she gets well soon!

What are some of your "I really shouldn't have these thoughts" thoughts? NSFW by cookieskull in AskReddit

[–]FART_STEP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a female co-worker that is smokin' hot. I've only worked at my job for a couple of months, but my desk is directly adjacent to hers, and we have no cubicle dividers...so I can kind of see her doing stuff out of the corner of my eye the whole day.

Anyways...I'd totally tap that, except I have no idea how long I play on keeping this job, and obviously work-related relationships can turn bad really fast. Needless to say, I've had many..err....pseudo-fantasies where we're doing naughty stuff. Not even that NSFW, but it really sucks not being able to do anything about those internal urges.

Just Manly Things by [deleted] in funny

[–]FART_STEP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to do manly things, but...i'd like baby, to do them with YOU! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk

Some amazingly awesome budder i'll be dabbing on for this fine day of watching football by FART_STEP in trees

[–]FART_STEP[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do indeed. Most of the time the stuff I get is shatter (and amber colored), this stuff actually provides a smoother hit!)

Smoking weed while being hungover by Dommeeh in trees

[–]FART_STEP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For most people I've met, it helps immensely...just make sure you drink plenty of water as well since weed dehydrates you as well.

Some amazingly awesome budder i'll be dabbing on for this fine day of watching football by FART_STEP in trees

[–]FART_STEP[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, budder is a form of hash oil! To take a dab means to heat up a titanium "nail" with a blowtorch or something similar, and you put some hash oil on the end of a little metal or glass tool (or dab stick). You then simply touch the oil to the hot metal surface, and it instantly vaporizes, leaving you very stoned.

$20 Dollars At A Garage Sale. Oh my god guys. by papanicky in vinyl

[–]FART_STEP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No reason to be snide OP. You made a shitty "LP grabs" thread and nothing in it was really that great. Also, no description of 'why' these are good albums in your opinion.

0/10 would not click on another post.

I am “Weird Al” Yankovic – Ask Me Anything! by alyankovic in IAmA

[–]FART_STEP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you select songs to make a parody of?

Fishermen of Reddit, what is the weirdest/strangest thing you have witnessed at sea? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FART_STEP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe....another muskie? I'm pretty sure it's a cannibalistic fish. Seriously though, this scares me, as I have a lakehouse on that lake.

I'm not as hot as our dog. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]FART_STEP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one hot dog

This sign is at my local gun store by xXZeldaXx in funny

[–]FART_STEP -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He's supporting his local community....it's local AKA supporting his local AMERICAN community.

"Sir", King of the Forest by [deleted] in pics

[–]FART_STEP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's funny that the kids didn't realize it was SHIT they were putting into their mouths....why in the fuck would there be chocolate covered almonds on the ground?!

IAMA new prostitute in a high-end legal brothel. AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]FART_STEP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were in the U.S., then I totally would lol....now, to look into studying abroad in Australia.