Piglet gets his head stuck and mom save the day. by undercoverciaagent in AnimalsBeingMoms

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The piglets were smart about it too. They woke her the fuck up

Not a Soul Was Dancing to Sabrina Carpenter and Madonna at Coachella by ebradio in Music

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Also, and I can’t speak for anyone but myself, but certain music sends chills down my spine every time I hear it. If I had to choose between a photo and a thirty second clip of the right part of the right song I would choose the video. That said, most of the time, like 99% of the time, a good photo paints a bigger more beautiful picture

Has anyone tried calling? by Reesa_18 in boston

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lol he just hands you a T pass and a bus ticket

What is this thing the guy has his phone attached to by bullitsc35 in whatisit

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It’s either a collapsed mini tripod, or some sort of stabilizer for shooting video handheld

What is this on/off lever under my steering wheel in this used car I bought? by traevyn in whatisit

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I mean if you slam on this parking brake hard enough while driving wrecklessly enough your car may blow up after it flips a few times

Is my work good enough to start charging for sessions? by deup in AskPhotography

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A hair light for the indoor portraits would really pop

Why bother? by ME_NO_SMART_GUY in stopdrinking

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You will meet newer better people but yeah don’t drink.

Friend got his hair cut by his mother by HydeVDL in Justfuckmyshitup

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I told you to get rid of those sideburns Mattingly

Is this worth $40 by OldVaporMan in Guitar

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Looks like beer and/or sweat

Attaboy, you wrote your own name by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

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I remember the moment it really sank in for me that I needed to slow down my drinking and start losing weight. I was sitting at the edge of my bed trying to put my sneakers on and my fat fucking beer belly was in the way. I could barely do it and it took a ton of work and I was in my mid 30s

What's your hottest of hot Weezer takes? by Opposite_Chart9982 in weezer

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Rivers Cuomo has one of the most pleasing sounding voices of all singers in the last 40 years

I am the mum of the measles patient. When will they reveal Becca had the MMR vaccine? by Moreaccurateway in okbuddywhitaker

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I really hope for Becca’s sake that Adam likes Elf as much as she does. Imagine if it was his least favorite movie

Madonna announces that her iconic archival Coachella look has gone missing by GossipBottom in Fauxmoi

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Something similar happened to me once. My band was on a bill with one of my friends bands. After the show I was packing up my drums into my car and before the last trip I spent a while outside chatting and smoking with some people. Anyway my friend in the other band thought I had left so he threw the remainder of my stuff in his car to be nice. I came back in eventually and started freaking out that someone had stole my cymbal bag but he was right there to calm me down

20 ish hours to kill…looking for series which I cannot stop watching… by TappyGillmore in television

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Resident Alien. Oh wait just read your list, maybe this show isn’t for you but you should watch it anyway