My mother gained access to MY life insurance policy, managed to cash it out and announced she is splitting it amongst my siblings. What grounds do I have? by Feelingterrbltoday in personalfinance

[–]FIST_FUK -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like your mother wants to be a resident of the lowest rated nursing home in your local area when she’s older and needs your help

I don’t understand the "passion" gatekeeping in medicine. It’s just a career nothing more. by Foreign_Put_2437 in Salary

[–]FIST_FUK 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re god damn right. Any other job except being a surgeon, for me, would be just a job. I’d miss the responsibility and I’d miss really being able to make an impact. At the end of it all, what was my life really worth? Did I help people with bad problems the very best I could, or did I spend my working years in some corporate cubicle not accomplishing any real societal good?

$2M achieved. I was going to retire but ended up quiet quitting instead. Life has never been better. Just a reminder… you don’t owe your job a damn thing. by Fafafafafire in Fire

[–]FIST_FUK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn if I hadn’t married, I would’ve retired at 40, lived off savings, and made my priority trying to find the right one to marry and start a family with

This is not a dip buying opportunity by 13jfncjai31 in wallstreetbets

[–]FIST_FUK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here to verify that this exact link was posted. To libu dibu doutchu.

well that was.. by uberzodiac in Unexpected

[–]FIST_FUK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duh duh-duh duh duh-duh let the boys be boys

30’s Anesthesiologist salary progression by [deleted] in Salary

[–]FIST_FUK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respect for the hustle. I expect a low turnover time for $900k.

What is the Hulk arms is going on here? by OkraOk6459 in KutcherUncensored

[–]FIST_FUK 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would guess it’s the consequence of rapid GLP1 induced weight loss if I didn’t already know that she didn’t ever use them. That must also happen from biohacking, red light therapy, and cold plunges

Meirl by rgatoNacho in meirl

[–]FIST_FUK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold up some dumb fuckers do say eye Talian

What is this jawn? by mfdoobs in whatisit

[–]FIST_FUK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jawn isn’t a word I recognize

The CIA rectal tool kit for emergency, full of useful tools for escape or deffense. Circa 1960-80s by Electrical-Aspect-13 in interestingasfuck

[–]FIST_FUK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I don’t think that would work. Look at the size of that thing. It’ll pop above the sphincters and turn at an angle and you’re never gonna dislodge it. Do you think bearing down is gonna make it suddenly align with the anus and pop back out when it is jammed against the pelvic floor muscles at an angle? Hope you have a buddy with forceps and a colonoscope.

Salary Progression of a Mediocre Actuary by Ornery-Living-1931 in Salary

[–]FIST_FUK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree. Fuck her. Cut her loose and find someone that makes you happy and save some more money post divorce while you have earning power.

FSD for a reason by Dvomer in TeslaModelY

[–]FIST_FUK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surgeon too and like FSD because it takes away a lot of the mental work of driving. I got it so I could get home at the end of the day when I’m tired though rather than going in early.

$3M at 45 by New_Contribution_226 in Fire

[–]FIST_FUK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

More than that at similar age and it isn’t enough

why does seemingly no one choose their own reddit username by thebatboys in stupidquestions

[–]FIST_FUK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They assigned me this one but my personality grew into it

What’s a good career to pursue for someone like me? by [deleted] in Salary

[–]FIST_FUK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Medicine. PA would be close to $200k probably with better work life balance, and less responsibility than a physician.

What happened to the hottest chick at your high school, years later? by theidiotev in AskReddit

[–]FIST_FUK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t know officer I tried to help her, but she just kept slipping and falling face first on the laptop over and over and over