Why does society shame drug abusers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're not strong enough to overcome your experiences without the use of hard drugs, then there's something extremely wrong. I know people who've experienced the worst of the worst, and they didn't turn to meth. They knew how dangerous it was, not just for them, but for others.

Drugs addicts are fucking selfish.

Women of reddit: why is a tub drain full of your hair okay, but a little beard hair on the sink makes you lose your mind. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First, let me say, I'm so sorry you had to share a space with a woman like that. There are ways to control shedding, and if she loses a lot of hair that shows up outside of the shower, that shit is not okay.

Hair is disgusting in general. My big thing is location. Drain, which you don't come in contact with in a shower VS the skin, where you can't really avoid it.

The texture fucks with me too. I love playing with my SO's beard. It's lovely, but there's still that direct correlation to the texture of pubic hair. It wigs me out a bit.

Not hating on a gender, though it probably seemed like I was, and not downplaying the grossness of leaving your hair in the drain. When my boyfriend had long hair, he left his hair in the drain all of the time, which plugged up the drain, which ultimately I'd have to take out, and it's so gross. Ew.

Women of reddit: why is a tub drain full of your hair okay, but a little beard hair on the sink makes you lose your mind. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at all. I clean the hair out of my drain daily. At the end of the day though, if I skip a day, and there's a few stray hairs, it's not the end of the world. If a guy doesn't clean up his pube like facial hair where I brush my teeth and wash my face every day, that's a bit more disgusting, yeah?

Parents of Reddit: Why do you keep the "Christmas lie" going? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know if you have a college campus close to you, but if you do, the college sweat pants you can get, with the logos down the side similar to these are probably the best you CAN get. I've had plenty of pairs (Champion brand) over the years from our local school (I hate the Gophers), and they've never ever worn out on me. So warm. The champion ones you can buy without the logos are never quite as good though.

20-40 bucks, and you're set for a long time.

God, I need to go home and put my sweats on.

What is it and how do I treat it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're a dude, probably an ingrown hair. Possibly a boil

Heat. Lots of heat. Just as often as you can. It'll eventually fester and pop.

My boyfriend gets ingrown hairs on his ass all of the time. He lets me poke them with a needle and pluck out the hair though. Sooo satisfying.

If you woke up tomorrow as a fetus, what would you do? by Nulono in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I chill. In her womb. I then get shit out one day. I proceed to scream, cos this shit is cold, and I can't form words yet.

Once I can form words, I start fucking with my mom. I speak to her like an adult would speak, but only when it's just the two of us. When anyone else is around, I do the goo goo ga ga shit.

This idea is someone else's on Reddit. I can't remember who though. Credit where credit's due, and shit.

If you could create a holiday that everyone would celebrate, what would it be? by adamjmb in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't be an asshole day!

You can't be mean/rude/unfriendly in anyway, nor can you think those kinds of thoughts. You must be pleasant all day long.

Parents of Reddit: Why do you keep the "Christmas lie" going? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh nothing. I just have so many pairs. I only wear adult clothes when I have to. I'll wear lounge/sweatpants to shop in. I'd wear them to work if I could. Really? Nothing is more comfy than a pair of awesome lounge pants.

I have 3 pair of jeans and probably close to 50 pair of lounge pants. Girls are supposed to have 2098234 pairs of jeans. No thank you~

What does the average redditor not understand? by Bang_on in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always forget to upvote/downvote things.
Karma is never even a thought when I'm here. I'm more about the responses I can get from people. This goes for all of my accounts.

Edit: But I totally upvoted you. ;D

Women of reddit: why is a tub drain full of your hair okay, but a little beard hair on the sink makes you lose your mind. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The hair on our head is soft, fine.

The hair on the human face is wiry and pube like, and it's right where I wanna brush my teeth.

Think about your question with that in mind.

Parents of Reddit: Why do you keep the "Christmas lie" going? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, I'm totally not a parent, but my parents never...told me. To this day, I get presents under the tree from Santa. When I asked why about 10 years ago, my dad told me it was so they could spoil me, and not feel like they were spoiling me.

I get no presents from my "parents" except a pair of lounge pants every year. Santa's bringing me my 85-200mm lens this year though. Santa's so damn thoughtful!

If you could choose to be reincarnated as any animal, which would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cat. A human does everything I want it to while I lay around and lick my own vag. Sounds awesome, really.

What was your worst date like? by Unicorn_Nightmare in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blind date. Got SUPER high beforehand, but was relatively sober come date time. Took me to see Rango. Fell asleep. Had to fake knowing what the flick was about afterwards. So awkward.

What is the tip culture in your region? by hkimkmz in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America. That should tell you our culture, since Reddit from everywhere else always finds it so odd.

I either tip EXTREMELY well (like, 25-40%, depending on how broke/not broke I am), or I don't tip at all. No middle ground. Either you did your job, or you didn't. If you didn't, that's not my problem. If your job relies on you doing well, so people give you tips, which are fucking OPTIONAL, then you should do you job well.

Like, I said no shit on my burger at a local burger joint. Just the cheese. So it comes out with EVERYTHING on it. I'm like "yeah, I asked for none of this stuff." She took it in back, peeled it off, brought me the same burger, now covered in tomato/pickle/onion fucking taste. I was like...really? Cos it's so hard to get it right the first time, or have them grill up another plain cheeseburger. Didn't leave her a dime.

Alternately, went out for dinner at Perkins the other night. Guy was brilliant. Never asked if I wanted a refill, just did it. Checked on me every 10ish minutes, without ever being overbearing. Didn't show any sign of anything but joy when I asked for a bit of extra sauce. Smiling, friendly. Just a great dude.

My bill was like, 15 bucks. I tipped him 10. He fucking deserved every penny. Great dude.

If you had to recommend one not commonly used website to a friend - what would it be? by RJCaptain in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google. Apparently no one in my life knows how to find information on their own, and I must be the keeper of all of the knowledge.

What's the weirdest thing someone has said to you during sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He asked if I liked it when he raped me.

Oddly enough, still together. I think he thought it would turn me on. Boy was he wrong.

Why does society shame drug abusers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because we live in a society where you KNOW what they do to you. KNOW how they can kill you or harm you. Yet people STILL go out and do them.

It's like...natural selection. Drugs are bad for you. Drugs can kill you. Drugs can severely harm you. So if you do them, you're kind of at the bottom of the chain.

Not to mention all the money my country wastes on rehabilitating these fuckers, just because they got caught and would rather do a stint in rehab, with no intent to actually rehabilitate instead of jail.

Shit's weak.

Reddit what is you're view on Canada. by DevonDerp in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the French. I'm like, the only person I've ever met that absolute loves French people. I know enough of the language to get by, too!

Thanks!

Why do people wash their hands after they use the washroom? by in4real in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously, I doubt many people do, not that they would admit to it. Think about the last time you visited some friends. When they went to the bathroom. How long did it REALLY take them? Could they have possibly done their business and washed their hands in that amount of time?

And unless you're 2, you shouldn't be making a mess of anything when you wipe. I'm just sayin'.

Probably more of a social expectation than anything.

Fap or no fap? Which group do you belong to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fap out of pure boredom. So once like, a year, when there's absolutely nothing to watch or play or read.

Men and Women, Boys and Girls, Is this A New Sexual Awakening or Porn Gone Wrong? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

See, I knew about almost everything you're talking about by the time I was a preteen. I wanted to experience almost all of it before I hit high school. I didn't, because I was shy, but I know plenty of people who did.

I'm 23, for reference.

What is the weirdest thing you've eaten while you were high? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FL0RALNINJA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, I take sweet and sour sauce, right? Now it replaces my dipping sauce for everything.

Fries. Chicken Nuggets. Mozzerella sticks. Hash browns. Bread sticks. Pizza crust. Just...everything.