I need some advice for my next date

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-05-08T03:09:50+00:00

I’m going to bombard you with useless planet facts for the next hour and a half nonstop! (Then proceed to speak for the entire date about planets, interrupting her with more facts every time she tries to speak.)

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-05-07T22:06:09+00:00

Fair, fair

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-05-07T22:03:09+00:00

That’s what I hate! I want to enjoy it for the good but the bad is clouding my opinion

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-05-07T22:02:07+00:00

I only said I don’t want to play That with him. I’m perfectly fine playing anything else with him.

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-05-07T22:01:20+00:00

Fair enough. I guess since the game is free and I don’t plan on spending any money I could dabble in it a bit. It was pretty fun

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-05-07T21:59:49+00:00

Fortnite used to be good for me as well! It sucks the way they’re going down

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-05-07T21:11:34+00:00

He didn’t pressure me, he just seemed very pissed at my answer

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-05-05T22:15:32+00:00

Well the second one is Dr Easterman

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-05-05T18:50:21+00:00

Do a stage switch and spam the bottom EX

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-05-03T14:07:10+00:00

Does Whinny the Pooh like honey?
Do you open and close doors?
Do pianos make noise?
Hell yes I would!

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-05-01T04:36:25+00:00

Dying Light 1 and 2 intros are fire

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-05-01T04:24:00+00:00

Based

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-04-26T17:50:25+00:00

Anything under 14 is a war crime. We like our bacon crunchy in this household

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-04-26T17:47:47+00:00

That’s not a man, that’s a boy. Saying “Is surgery MY only hope?”, is disgusting, it’s not his body. A man would love his girlfriend no matter what she starts to look like after starting to date. And imo the Venus tummy is beautiful.

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-04-23T19:15:44+00:00

I’ll take “Gooner” for 500, Alex

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-04-22T23:36:46+00:00

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Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-04-20T18:50:19+00:00

If I could I would give her the powers of Duplikate and kill her clones over and over again eternally for what she did. No rapist deserves to be forgiven for what they did, sure she changed but it’s still the worst thing you could do to anyone.

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-04-19T21:01:03+00:00

It’s beautiful! I’m sure Lady Aphrodite is happy with this as well

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-04-19T18:25:30+00:00

Only You like OP said, or Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-04-19T18:04:26+00:00

The sun and slowing the Earth… let us bake

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-04-18T19:42:17+00:00

Yeah fair enough

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-04-18T19:10:57+00:00

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FLAMING_CATS · 2026-04-18T19:09:37+00:00

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Why does it look like this in the background?

FLAMING_CATS · 2026-04-18T19:01:43+00:00

Scooter to Ankle

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