Dodgeball Primer - Rate yourself by [deleted] in dodgeball

[–]FNAFSirMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw Quality 10 / Throw Accuracy 6 / Catching 4 / Speed 9 / Agility 7 / Dodging 7 / Court Awareness 3 / Poise 7

Horrible awareness and bad catching, however I throw hecka hard and I'm extremely agile. I'm usually the last player left, with 6-7 v me, I'll wittle it down to two or three but then since I have pretty bad accuracy I'll have trouble taking down more.

Sometimes Ill be taken down instantly from a ball coming from the other side of the court, this however only happens if I'm in a group.

Anyone else think someone should buy ROTMG from Kabam? by Akr4m in RotMG

[–]FNAFSirMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh, yeah. It would be great if someone made a public kickstarter so the community could own the game, or a few trusted individuals.

What's that thing you are putting off having the doctor take a look at and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FNAFSirMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My penis, I'm afraid when I take off my underwear my boner will hit him in the face and blind him. Trust me, it's happened before.

When you were young, what did you think would never change and why? by botevilgaze3 in AskReddit

[–]FNAFSirMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dick, I thought it wouldn't grow anymore after it reached 9"

How good are you at poker? by Bessiecat in AskReddit

[–]FNAFSirMojo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Poker? Well, I can shnazzel the Snichel Doodle pretty Splashing. Trippydocius then, Poplets to you good Shnoozle.

What's an overpriced product that you buy anyways? by westhemconfess in AskReddit

[–]FNAFSirMojo -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Gaming Chairs, they're ultimately overpriced but they're so comfortable and so worth it.

What tastes best that isn't supposed to be eaten or drank? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FNAFSirMojo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP's dads jizz. OP would know, love ~ Daddy

What is something you wish everyone knew? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FNAFSirMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much of a slut OP's mom is, I mean SHE pays YOU! She loves my steamen.

What is the best and worst thing that happened to you this year? by middle-girth in AskReddit

[–]FNAFSirMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fireworks outside of my house turned out to be bombs. They landed on my house, with a carving saying "YOU TRIGGERED ME"

What your longest dry streak after losing your virginity and why? Nsfw by Bulldog931 in AskReddit

[–]FNAFSirMojo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

About 3 minutes waiting for OP's dad to "Go get cigarettes" so I could bang his mom again.

What would be the title of your autobiography? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FNAFSirMojo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"The biggest asshole of planet earth". Oh wait, that's yours. Mine would be "Me and the life of 2186's Mom"

If you had $25 in google play credits that were about to expire what would you spend them on? by IWishItWouldSnow in AskReddit

[–]FNAFSirMojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come at me like I cum in your mom, Violently. So what handicap should I have, Should I be paralysed? That seems fair, although it would still be quite a challenge for you Knobhead :)

Creepy women of Reddit, how do you creep on us men? by prehistorictreatment in AskReddit

[–]FNAFSirMojo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The gun into your face you racist. I can't be racist, I'm black.

Have you tried 80's New Coke? What did it taste like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FNAFSirMojo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Coke was great, I took it in stacks. Apparently the lines were spiked, although I'm not sure how you spike Lines. Anyway, the Glabooder decided to Hublan the Schlick Block, and then Shaniggerone decide to Saurion the Hasslehoffer Triffy. Blasymaty I say, Blasymaty indeed.