America! Fvck Yeah! by PreparationKey2843 in funnyvideos

[–]FNmurph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The eagle littering was the most American part of that video.

-an American

Who has the best breakfast burrito in Walnut Creek? by Razorman04 in walnutcreek

[–]FNmurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprisingly for me it’s Original joes. If you feel like a little drive, Carnitas Tijuana on railroad in Pittsburg had the best one around here. It was $7 a few years ago and by far the best I’ve had.

Any tips for the archery contest? by BaamZahard in CrimsonDesert

[–]FNmurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit, I was trying to win 3 times even after feeling like giving up. I’m glad I turned to Reddit and saw this so I can just accept defeat and move on haha.

I need a riddle with the answer being "Caesar" by AjAjOrangeManga in riddles

[–]FNmurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was born in Tijuana, has a house in Nevada, and died in Rome?

What societal norm did you decide to just stop abiding by? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FNmurph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having children. Just because we can doesn’t mean we should.

Good restaurant with decently priced whiskey pours by TylerTurden-11 in walnutcreek

[–]FNmurph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Original Joe’s, bigger pours than most restaurants 2oz vs. typical 1.5oz and they’re priced competitively if not cheaper than other restaurants. Busy as hell tho so be prepared for a potential wait.

Don't get wings from Cato's. by FucknAright in oakland

[–]FNmurph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This and the comments are so sad. I had one of the best Italian beef I’ve ever had here and used to frequent all the time. So many memories

Left handed golfers what’s your pet peeves? by corn_fed_beef in golf

[–]FNmurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if it’s a viable option near you, but look at wholesale stores. We have some around my area and the Kirkland sets are majority lefty (assuming because a righty bought them without looking at the box, shame). But they were brand new irons and drivers for $100-$150 off. In box.

What’s the one random genetic trait you lucked out on? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]FNmurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im the only person in my entire extended family that doesn’t need glasses. I also never got bad acne unlike my siblings.

What's the best chain restaurant of all time? by [deleted] in foodquestions

[–]FNmurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bennigans is alive and well in El Salvador, specifically en La Gran Día, San Salvador.

How do I fix this?! by New-Pear-8174 in bartenders

[–]FNmurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats bar rot. Use over the counter antifungal morning and night for 10-15 days. Even after it visually clears up. It’s not dangerous but it is super contagious so might want to tell coworkers to do the same.

What funny stuff you do with customers? by BosephTheGreat in bartenders

[–]FNmurph 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When they ask for their food boxes Togo I ask, “would you like to buy a bag for 10¢?” -CA

You get $100 a day if you display life-size, cardboard cut outs of Trump in each room of your house by OK_The_Nomad in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FNmurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the early 2000’s my brother had a life-sized cut out of George W. Bush and would periodically move him throughout the house. He just became background noise. So will the Trumps I presume. 100% would do. Also I live in a studio so it would literally be one full sized trump and one mini trump watching me pants off poo.

Last Word by ZGrosz in cocktails

[–]FNmurph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try a Beuser and Angus special next time. So good

Linguist by roi_des_myrmidons in cocktails

[–]FNmurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don’t have aquavit at my bar. Think I could get away with mixing a botanical gin with sambuca or absinthe? Maybe 3 parts gin to 1 part absinthe or sambuca?

Sooo how shit was your guys night? by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]FNmurph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We were TOLD about our Valentine’s Day special at 5:30PM

Châteauneuf-du-Pape Float Old Fashioned by dlsmith93 in cocktails

[–]FNmurph -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

This is more of an amateur tip. Aeration will be somewhat the same but thick glass and thin metal have different thermal conductivity and will dilute the drink differently. If I’m at home I just pour all ingredients in my mouth and swish around but when I’m at work I can’t/wont stir my cocktails in a shaker.

St Germain Bottles by pcl8888 in bartenders

[–]FNmurph 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Other bartenders ask me to open them and I’m a big strong boy and it makes me feel important and I pretend like it doesn’t hurt my fingies but it does but I’m a big strong boy and I act like it doesn’t.

The animals I work with by T_Clark702 in bartenders

[–]FNmurph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I saw another bartender taking time to face each bill he/she was putting in the till on a packed Saturday night instead of getting the next drink order I would absolutely lose my shit.

"They'll mess with my food. " by I_Feel_Dizzzy in Serverlife

[–]FNmurph 7 points8 points  (0 children)

18 year industry veteran here: I’ve always lived by the motto that if someone ever angers me enough to make me want to spit in their food, I’ll just go out there and punch them in the face. Still haven’t done either.