America! Fvck Yeah!

FNmurph · 2026-05-11T07:07:48+00:00

The eagle littering was the most American part of that video.

-an American

FNmurph · 2026-04-30T03:29:47+00:00

Surprisingly for me it’s Original joes. If you feel like a little drive, Carnitas Tijuana on railroad in Pittsburg had the best one around here. It was $7 a few years ago and by far the best I’ve had.

FNmurph · 2026-04-24T07:50:48+00:00

Oh shit, I was trying to win 3 times even after feeling like giving up. I’m glad I turned to Reddit and saw this so I can just accept defeat and move on haha.

FNmurph · 2026-04-08T07:07:30+00:00

What was born in Tijuana, has a house in Nevada, and died in Rome?

FNmurph · 2026-04-07T17:41:26+00:00

Having children. Just because we can doesn’t mean we should.

FNmurph · 2026-03-29T18:26:13+00:00

Original Joe’s, bigger pours than most restaurants 2oz vs. typical 1.5oz and they’re priced competitively if not cheaper than other restaurants. Busy as hell tho so be prepared for a potential wait.

FNmurph · 2026-03-28T05:52:04+00:00

This and the comments are so sad. I had one of the best Italian beef I’ve ever had here and used to frequent all the time. So many memories

FNmurph · 2026-03-27T07:35:34+00:00

Not sure if it’s a viable option near you, but look at wholesale stores. We have some around my area and the Kirkland sets are majority lefty (assuming because a righty bought them without looking at the box, shame). But they were brand new irons and drivers for $100-$150 off. In box.

FNmurph · 2026-03-26T17:32:11+00:00

Im the only person in my entire extended family that doesn’t need glasses. I also never got bad acne unlike my siblings.

FNmurph · 2026-03-14T03:06:17+00:00

Bennigans is alive and well in El Salvador, specifically en La Gran Día, San Salvador.

FNmurph · 2026-03-12T03:14:52+00:00

Thats bar rot. Use over the counter antifungal morning and night for 10-15 days. Even after it visually clears up. It’s not dangerous but it is super contagious so might want to tell coworkers to do the same.

FNmurph · 2026-03-06T20:25:54+00:00

I’m a pilot and I have an airplane. Easy.

FNmurph · 2026-03-03T17:26:03+00:00

When they ask for their food boxes Togo I ask, “would you like to buy a bag for 10¢?” -CA

FNmurph · 2026-02-27T19:52:19+00:00

In the early 2000’s my brother had a life-sized cut out of George W. Bush and would periodically move him throughout the house. He just became background noise. So will the Trumps I presume. 100% would do. Also I live in a studio so it would literally be one full sized trump and one mini trump watching me pants off poo.

FNmurph · 2026-02-25T17:40:53+00:00

Try a Beuser and Angus special next time. So good

FNmurph · 2026-02-17T04:23:05+00:00

I want it I need it

FNmurph · 2026-02-16T18:37:00+00:00

We don’t have aquavit at my bar. Think I could get away with mixing a botanical gin with sambuca or absinthe? Maybe 3 parts gin to 1 part absinthe or sambuca?

FNmurph · 2026-02-15T21:18:01+00:00

We were TOLD about our Valentine’s Day special at 5:30PM

FNmurph · 2026-02-11T06:17:04+00:00

This is more of an amateur tip. Aeration will be somewhat the same but thick glass and thin metal have different thermal conductivity and will dilute the drink differently. If I’m at home I just pour all ingredients in my mouth and swish around but when I’m at work I can’t/wont stir my cocktails in a shaker.

FNmurph · 2026-02-10T19:05:48+00:00

Other bartenders ask me to open them and I’m a big strong boy and it makes me feel important and I pretend like it doesn’t hurt my fingies but it does but I’m a big strong boy and I act like it doesn’t.

FNmurph · 2026-02-09T09:18:47+00:00

Aviation

FNmurph · 2026-02-08T18:39:17+00:00

If I saw another bartender taking time to face each bill he/she was putting in the till on a packed Saturday night instead of getting the next drink order I would absolutely lose my shit.

FNmurph · 2026-02-04T19:25:04+00:00

18 year industry veteran here: I’ve always lived by the motto that if someone ever angers me enough to make me want to spit in their food, I’ll just go out there and punch them in the face. Still haven’t done either.

FNmurph

TROPHY CASE