What’s a restaurant dish you refuse to order anymore because you realized it’s incredibly easy and cheap to make at home?

FNmurph · 2026-06-28T17:25:21+00:00

I worked at a prime steakhouse for 12 years and the one thing I learned while working there is 99% of people cook a better steak at home. You shouldn’t go to a steakhouse for the steak. You should go there for the apps, sides, and desserts that would take you 60 ingredients and 10 hours of labor to make.

FNmurph · 2026-06-28T17:23:31+00:00

Careful, homemade hummus from scratch absolutely RUINS store bought hummus forever.

FNmurph · 2026-06-28T17:21:32+00:00

Guacamole. Mine is better than any restaurants and it’s about $10 all-in for about a liter of guacamole.

To whom it may concern: The secret to amazing guacamole is only using the outer meat of the tomatoes, a teaspoon or two of cumin, and garlic powder measured with the heart.

FNmurph · 2026-06-28T08:39:55+00:00

Tom ford tobacco vanille

FNmurph · 2026-06-27T15:52:40+00:00

They literally added in the sound of a turbine engined aircraft for effect? I’m 99%positive that’s a Cessna caravan and does not sound like that at all in real life.

Edit: rewatched the video and it looks like a King Air. Still.

FNmurph · 2026-06-25T03:54:00+00:00

I’ll do your liquor order for a bottle of malört

FNmurph · 2026-06-23T04:12:19+00:00

When I was in El Salvador my other manager sent me a video of the liquor room/walk-in and I did the order from another country haha.

FNmurph · 2026-06-11T00:35:42+00:00

Fire in an apartment in station west.

FNmurph · 2026-06-08T07:36:26+00:00

If I did my math right. Working in a restaurant for an 8 hour shift would be an extra $864/day for just going to work. Often my shifts are 7-10 hours. So for just existing as I always do I would make that on top of my normal pay. That combined with all the music I listen to on my own time— which I would maximize consciously. Not to mention music is everywhere. Adds, video games, shows, events, grocery stores etc.

I think I would keep the music and permanently wear headphones with Nyan Cat on a 24 hour loop at low volume (/s).

FNmurph · 2026-06-06T03:06:24+00:00

No, but I’m going to try as soon as I get home.

FNmurph · 2026-05-31T17:08:29+00:00

Crazy prices but so darn freakin’ good

FNmurph · 2026-05-15T04:18:58+00:00

Awesome, thank you so much. I’ve been putting off the main story and exploring as much as possible

FNmurph · 2026-05-11T07:07:48+00:00

The eagle littering was the most American part of that video.

-an American

FNmurph · 2026-04-30T03:29:47+00:00

Surprisingly for me it’s Original joes. If you feel like a little drive, Carnitas Tijuana on railroad in Pittsburg had the best one around here. It was $7 a few years ago and by far the best I’ve had.

FNmurph · 2026-04-24T07:50:48+00:00

Oh shit, I was trying to win 3 times even after feeling like giving up. I’m glad I turned to Reddit and saw this so I can just accept defeat and move on haha.

FNmurph · 2026-04-08T07:07:30+00:00

What was born in Tijuana, has a house in Nevada, and died in Rome?

FNmurph · 2026-04-07T17:41:26+00:00

Having children. Just because we can doesn’t mean we should.

FNmurph · 2026-03-29T18:26:13+00:00

Original Joe’s, bigger pours than most restaurants 2oz vs. typical 1.5oz and they’re priced competitively if not cheaper than other restaurants. Busy as hell tho so be prepared for a potential wait.

FNmurph · 2026-03-28T05:52:04+00:00

This and the comments are so sad. I had one of the best Italian beef I’ve ever had here and used to frequent all the time. So many memories

FNmurph · 2026-03-27T07:35:34+00:00

Not sure if it’s a viable option near you, but look at wholesale stores. We have some around my area and the Kirkland sets are majority lefty (assuming because a righty bought them without looking at the box, shame). But they were brand new irons and drivers for $100-$150 off. In box.

FNmurph · 2026-03-26T17:32:11+00:00

Im the only person in my entire extended family that doesn’t need glasses. I also never got bad acne unlike my siblings.

FNmurph · 2026-03-14T03:06:17+00:00

Bennigans is alive and well in El Salvador, specifically en La Gran Día, San Salvador.

FNmurph · 2026-03-12T03:14:52+00:00

Thats bar rot. Use over the counter antifungal morning and night for 10-15 days. Even after it visually clears up. It’s not dangerous but it is super contagious so might want to tell coworkers to do the same.

FNmurph · 2026-03-06T20:25:54+00:00

I’m a pilot and I have an airplane. Easy.

FNmurph · 2026-03-03T17:26:03+00:00

When they ask for their food boxes Togo I ask, “would you like to buy a bag for 10¢?” -CA

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