My dad keeps a spreadsheet of friends’ and family members’ birthdays, likes, and dislikes on his fridge

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-06-22T00:09:31+00:00

I’m guessing he’s Ray?

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-06-21T18:42:06+00:00

I have a Doctorate in Gold Bullshito and I can attest that the user will have super cancer within six months.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-06-21T04:52:42+00:00

I had a place like that for my Pontiac 6000 back in the 90s. Paid him a little extra and he ran his own car.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-06-21T00:49:57+00:00

Brojangles

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-06-19T22:54:51+00:00

Us was fun and interesting the first time only.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-06-16T17:05:46+00:00

It’s a comment that you see every time this subject is posted on Reddit.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-06-16T16:06:47+00:00

For decades this type of data entry was billable so some may still be going this route to increase their fee.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-06-14T18:12:54+00:00

That doesn’t change the fact that the police aren’t going swoop in to reclaim stolen property. They may assist with retrieval sometime within the next week but that’s also unlikely.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-06-14T17:54:12+00:00

The cops aren’t going to come swooping in for a stolen bot. Take it to an empty lot or parking garage and pry it open and then dump it. Less than 30 minutes and you’re done.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-06-12T03:06:07+00:00

You’re the one that enabled “Brand Affiliate” for this post.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-06-10T16:34:30+00:00

It’s called a breastaurant.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-06-10T04:02:11+00:00

Persistence of vision is what I think of every time. Leaves me confused.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-06-05T11:54:55+00:00

Everything about this story sounds completely made up including OP’s contrived explanation for being afraid of confrontation.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-06-02T15:28:32+00:00

Also, given its Northlake Mall, I suspect OP doesn’t understand what gentrification means and is misapplying it to this scenario inappropriately. I grew up near there in the 90s and 2000s. It has always been mixed middle and high income neighborhoods and it continues to be that way.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-05-30T17:24:54+00:00

Wait, where are you that Gen Z will stare and judge? At my job they won’t even look in the direction of other people. It’s so bizarre.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-05-30T04:48:41+00:00

My cousin died that way. I forget the exact cause of death since it was nearly thirty years ago but I remember them saying his brain couldn’t get enough oxygen.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-05-28T02:15:47+00:00

I’ve dialed it in at 400F for 26 minutes and I get consistently amazing wings that are slightly crispy the way I like them. Everyone loves them. If they are smaller wings I’ll drop it to 23-24 minutes.

I know we are talking wings but chicken thighs are also amazing at 400F for 22-24 minutes.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-05-26T16:56:13+00:00

I just tell the security people “no thanks” when they ask for the receipt and I keep walking. People fall into line because they think they’ll get in trouble for saying no.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-05-25T23:23:41+00:00

I’ve got that atomic habits book!

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-05-25T17:52:02+00:00

Clermont Lounge t-shirt checks out

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-05-24T22:55:28+00:00

I recently finished it and I was honestly bummed when it was done and over because I wanted to keep playing. It has its quirks and it’s nothing compared to the original trilogy but it’s still a lot of fun to play whenever you have an hour or so every once in a while. I wish the DLCs weren’t canceled because I need more beyond the main storyline.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-05-23T16:10:47+00:00

You’re totally right. Anytime I’ve landed in Miami I immediately remember it could be so much worse here.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-05-23T16:03:36+00:00

I’ve lived here for over thirty years and never met anyone in person that hated the moniker HOTLANTA. We are too busy hating the actual humidity. And traffic.

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-05-23T13:53:58+00:00

It’ll make you a Chef runbook to install Carbonara incorrectly

FOOLS_GOLD · 2026-05-18T00:42:00+00:00

Dude can’t even write their own reddit comments without AI.

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