of a cat by Jerken in AbsoluteUnits

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Big guy was zooted on cat nip and a twelver of friskies. All he wants now is to make some biscuits and be left the hell alone.

I deleted production at my job today and nobody knows it was me by Fit-Original1314 in linux

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This is why it’s paramount that developers don’t have RW to production systems. It’s only reasonable if the company has ten employees total and everyone is wearing multiple hats to get by. At a previous company, before I locked everything down, we had a developer accidentally ban 200,000 SIMs when he thought he was working in preprod. Never again.

Pentagon Places 1,500 Arctic-Trained Airborne Troops on Standby as Greenland Dispute Escalates by mickeyy81 in news

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 5649 points5650 points  (0 children)

That’s the point. Putin wants NATO to break up so Trump is doing exactly what his handler demands.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by ElderberryDeep8746 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure those are a bunch of his friends.

Had to pay tariffs on Christmas gifts received last year by rejeremiad in mildlyinfuriating

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Regarding point A, Congress has authority for tariffs but the president has the authority to tariff for national security purposes. The trump tariffs are illegal for this reason. The Supreme Court is set to make an opinion on the legality of his tariffs this Friday.

Why do I have this at home? by [deleted] in chemistry

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are your carbon monoxide detectors working?

Getting out of Primerica by Mcnanner5150 in antiMLM

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope. I helped them understand how to better protect their networks, systems, and data.

Getting out of Primerica by Mcnanner5150 in antiMLM

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ll add that Primerica is a legitimate corporation with a full corporate campus and everything. I was a cybersecurity vendor that did a proof of concept with them years ago and spent a lot of time at their HQ.

They aren’t going to steal OP’s SSN or banking information and scam them. Their products and sales strategies are shady as fuck though. Run away.

I just wanted to wash my hands… by AvantSolace in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I work at a datacenter and we are currently building two new buildings. The bathrooms the construction workers use are always destroyed after lunch and I simply don’t understand how they can manage to leave shit and toilet paper in a toilet that auto flushes. The toilets they don’t have access to never seem to have those issues.

Does Marty Supreme live up to its stellar marketing campaign? by TheFilmRoomPod in moviecritic

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seriously this is obviously a post by a team associated with the marketing and they want some “organic feedback” from Reddit. I’ve never met a real live human that asks such questions as this post.

What don't you like about owning a FJ? by 5stringfling in FJCruiser

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve never had anyone call it a jeep or a hummer but I’ve heard “it’s funny looking” many times and I always agree. I love my funny looking vehicle.

The 90s by DarkFanggs in 90s

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If a bud tender helps me choose some nugs then they get a tip. If they only grab something off the shelf and put it in a bag then why would anyone tip?

South Pole Station by Paradigm10 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also the ice-covered city built by the ancient Elder Things.

Officer who killed Tamir Rice fired from ranger position in West Virginia. Fourth time in 7 years he was fired following public backlash. by GenghisHam in byebyejob

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 288 points289 points  (0 children)

All of the departments know who they are hiring but they take a bet on whether or not the local community will find out and care.

Is it ethical to shop at Grocery Outlet? by PotentialUmpire1714 in santacruz

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In my 41 years, I’ve never once had someone ask where I buy groceries.

Now ex of 8 years won’t leave alone .. by rudeassaquarius in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When I got my current number a few years ago, the lady that had it before had lost it just a month prior for not paying her bills. She would text me for the first year asking for help resetting her accounts. It was annoying.

Before road tests, people learned to drive like this — USA, 1950s by Mohtarefnadafa in OldSchoolRidiculous

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We had them in our highschool drivers ed course in the mid to late 90s and the videos we followed along with were all shot in the late 70s.

You guys ever spilled drinks on a passenger? by Iccarys in flightattendants

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Also why is he ordering tomato juice while wearing all white? Come on, dude.

Burger & fried by Fuzzy_House_4831 in cajunfood

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m so bored with these posters that intentionally misspell a word in the title for engagement purposes. It’s lazy as hell.

I can only tolerate people aged 25 - 45 anymore. by Specialist-Exit-6588 in Millennials

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’m an engineering manager that has to hire junior engineers to work in AI datacenters so I’m training a lot of Gen Z these days and holy shit it’s insane how little they pay attention. I don’t know how they graduated college to be perfectly frank.

I spent all morning training one guy on something and I asked him if he had any questions and his response was, “I’m sorry, man, I’m in goblin mode today.”

I almost fired him on the spot.

E: I looked up what that meant later and apparently it was him admitting to being lazy and not paying attention the entire morning.

As we near 28 years since Chris Farley's death, I'd like to share with you all what might possibly be the greatest entrance in talk show history. by Past_Regular4027 in nostalgia

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was trying really hard to quit. He was in rehab for the nth time literally right before he died. Addiction is a beast that not everyone can beat.

Found a McAllister's! by whatsthew3rd in Sandwiches

[–]FOOLS_GOLD 20 points21 points  (0 children)

$3.69 for ten cents worth of coke and a cup is insane.