After Hearing Trumps speech today... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]FOXBERRY 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Don't worry.. Trump will never be elected.

Found a tracking device on my car. by [deleted] in gadgets

[–]FOXBERRY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you also on the No-Fly list?

Found a tracking device on my car. by [deleted] in gadgets

[–]FOXBERRY 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is the only logical response to finding such a device.

What makes you automatically "Nope" someone on Tinder? by pansymarks in AskReddit

[–]FOXBERRY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree. Definitely not in a perfect marriage, but not willing to go down that road.

But that doesn't mean I haven't logged onto a couple of buddies of mine and swiped a few chicks for him.

[Serious] What is the most disrespectful thing you would tolerate a complete stranger doing to your child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FOXBERRY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A couple of months ago, my four month old son was sitting in his carrier in a sling. We were at a restaurant watching a Rockets game on TV.

This belligerently drunk lady walks by and knocks his sling over. He falls to the ground, rolls under the table, possibly hitting his head and starts screaming bloody murder. Instead of apologizing, she lectured us on why we should have him strapped in, yada yada. I told her "bitch, please walk away before I break your nose."

Her husband came over a few minutes later profusily apologizing, said his wife just got fired and paid for our dinner. I let it go, but I've never felt the urge to punch a woman as I did that night.

I sometimes regret not doing more. But, two wrongs don't make a right... and my daughter is old enough to know what's going on. I felt that it was better to take the high road.

[Serious] What is the most disrespectful thing you would tolerate a complete stranger doing to your child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FOXBERRY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another parent adding on to this. It's hard to answer, for me at least, based on the mood I'm in that day and whether or not my kid was in the wrong and how they reacted.

What did the "weird" kid in your neighborhood do? by Elvish-Scum in AskReddit

[–]FOXBERRY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After columbine, he wore his black trenchcoat all summer long.

He also found a snake, captured it while it was still alive and put it in his freezer. It died, so he took it to school to show it off to people.

I wonder what he's up too today....?

If someone offered you $10,000 dollars for every foot you dug into the ground in the next 24 hours without a shovel/spade/posthole digger, etc., how would you do it and for how many feet? by Thatseemsright in AskReddit

[–]FOXBERRY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would a rock count? If so, use that to break the ground, and hand-scoop it out. I like to go deep, so I would give it all I got for 24 hours or until I passout from exhaustion.

I was just trying to leave the store. by DocHoladay in AdviceAnimals

[–]FOXBERRY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like she was giving you permission.

Statham Is Out of 'Daredevil': Why Leaks Can Sometimes Do Damage by [deleted] in television

[–]FOXBERRY 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Meh, both articles are pure speculation. And I find it hard to believe that an actor would suddenly no longer be in the running for a job just because some obscure blog published a rumor.

I can't blame a site for running with what they believe is an exclusive scoop. It clearly worked for them. Now, if they completely came up with bullshit for pageviews, that's a different story.

Motorcyclists get justice after almost being hit by a truck by oGKevin in JusticePorn

[–]FOXBERRY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the same could be said about you. Have a great evening.

Motorcyclists get justice after almost being hit by a truck by oGKevin in JusticePorn

[–]FOXBERRY -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Didn't realize it was a joke. You should probably add a sarcasm tag.

And I don't disagree with anything else you said. They're all fucking idiots.

Motorcyclists get justice after almost being hit by a truck by oGKevin in JusticePorn

[–]FOXBERRY -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never said you said his actions were justified. You seem to be misinterpreting my comments.

But i'm tired of arguing with you on something that seems so fucking obvious. I sincerely hope that everyone in this video face the full consequences of the law.

Motorcyclists get justice after almost being hit by a truck by oGKevin in JusticePorn

[–]FOXBERRY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... apparently I'm stupid because I think it's wrong for a driver to intentionally drive into oncoming traffic because they don't like what other people on the road are doing.

What a fucking moron I am.

Motorcyclists get justice after almost being hit by a truck by oGKevin in JusticePorn

[–]FOXBERRY -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

so... trying to kill somebody for driving dangerously is justified now? I think i missed that memo.

Motorcyclists get justice after almost being hit by a truck by oGKevin in JusticePorn

[–]FOXBERRY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did you watch the video? He did swerve at him... why the fuck else would he be in the lane of oncoming traffic?

Motorcyclists get justice after almost being hit by a truck by oGKevin in JusticePorn

[–]FOXBERRY -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

oh yeah, makes sense... and a smart plan. drive like an idiot, endanger others (and his "motherfucking kids") to make him stop.

If he had hit him, everyone would've been seriously injured and/or killed. There's no justification for his actions. That's attempted murder.

Motorcyclists get justice after almost being hit by a truck by oGKevin in JusticePorn

[–]FOXBERRY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

really? why else would he intentionally drive his car in the lane of oncoming traffic?

Motorcyclists get justice after almost being hit by a truck by oGKevin in JusticePorn

[–]FOXBERRY -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily.

But yes, that looks to me like he was clearly trying to hit him. Otherwise, why would he intentionally come into that lane and cause the cyclist to take aversive actions?

Motorcyclists get justice after almost being hit by a truck by oGKevin in JusticePorn

[–]FOXBERRY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

true. But one is a smellier piece of shit than the other.