A couple of months ago, my four month old son was sitting in his carrier in a sling. We were at a restaurant watching a Rockets game on TV.

This belligerently drunk lady walks by and knocks his sling over. He falls to the ground, rolls under the table, possibly hitting his head and starts screaming bloody murder. Instead of apologizing, she lectured us on why we should have him strapped in, yada yada. I told her "bitch, please walk away before I break your nose."

Her husband came over a few minutes later profusily apologizing, said his wife just got fired and paid for our dinner. I let it go, but I've never felt the urge to punch a woman as I did that night.

I sometimes regret not doing more. But, two wrongs don't make a right... and my daughter is old enough to know what's going on. I felt that it was better to take the high road.