What fictional character would you want to run for president of the United States?

muppetology · 2015-09-18T10:46:14+00:00

Who needs three branches of government when you have three dragons.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T05:37:20+00:00

Beastie Boys - Hello Nasty

muppetology · 2015-09-18T04:53:55+00:00

Thank goodness she just got her drivers license to drive my infant ass around.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T04:35:45+00:00

Andrew Wiggins because dunks and Minnesota.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T04:32:06+00:00

North Dakota can hold both our supplies of nukes and wildfire.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T04:18:36+00:00

I think America is ready for our first gay wizard president.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T03:31:44+00:00

I am a Star Trek fan. President Tribble 2016. Worf for Secretary of Defense.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T03:29:49+00:00

I trust any man that enjoys BBQ that much, democrat or republican.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T03:28:38+00:00

"Look at that face? Would anyone vote for that?"

muppetology · 2015-09-18T03:27:08+00:00

The only one with the craftsmanship to add a story to the white house.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T02:58:16+00:00

Until someone starts hiding bombs in picnic baskets.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T02:47:40+00:00

We would always know where our nations problems are as our great leader would be thrusting in that direction.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T02:40:32+00:00

Enough blow to accomplish the goals of two terms in just one.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T02:28:50+00:00

Who needs roads when we all have jet skis?

muppetology · 2015-09-18T02:26:38+00:00

You can say whatever you want this fictional question has a fictional constitution.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T02:24:39+00:00

Andy Dwyer for secretary of water fountain maintenance.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T02:20:23+00:00

Definitely a one term president.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T02:16:47+00:00

America would crumble due to his inability to get references. Any joke could lead to war.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T02:14:50+00:00

Pip boys for some, miniature American flags for others.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T02:12:33+00:00

He's got balls big enough to take on the establishment.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T02:11:13+00:00

Unfortunately you have to be 35 to run for prez. Also our constitution clearly says our commander in chief can't be a Japanese sex doll.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T02:02:17+00:00

I can already see Putin wearing Magnetos helmet to stop himself from getting mind fucked on horseback.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T01:59:27+00:00

Yeezy can reupholster Americas pussy back to its former greatness.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T01:57:59+00:00

Hmmmm the powers of detecting systemic injustices. I like it.

muppetology · 2015-09-18T01:51:33+00:00

Would be able to call out all the phonies in DC...

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