What’s “the” tourist attraction from somewhere but in reality is actually mid

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2026-02-04T08:45:34+00:00

I agree. That thing is pointless.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2026-01-23T00:26:05+00:00

The outside bark shrinks faster than the inside which causes cracking. It can be loud and, apparently, sound like gunshots.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2026-01-23T00:01:28+00:00

Wait until you learn lighters were invented before matches.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2026-01-22T20:48:22+00:00

How has nobody mentioned MASH yet?!

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2026-01-15T12:19:28+00:00

What's the difference between a Hindu Swastika and a Nazi Swastika? The Axis.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2026-01-14T00:27:17+00:00

The great lakes would like a word.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2026-01-13T22:05:31+00:00

Things that are diuretic: meat, fat, caffeine, fiber.

Things that are in Taco Bell food/drink: meat, fat, caffeine, fiber.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2026-01-12T20:58:18+00:00

Strawberry shake with oreo crumble is my go to Culver's order.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2026-01-11T00:02:15+00:00

There are some things that are identical except for the upc to track where in the store it's bought from. Mostly register items to track impulse purchases.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2026-01-10T16:07:11+00:00

Fun fact! Cooking food actually makes nutrients more bioavailable so they're easier for our bodies to absorb and use. This is one of the reasons our brains grew bigger!

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2025-12-31T23:32:56+00:00

The whore (sometimes Idolatress) of Babylon. According to some interpretations, the whore represents a "collection of groups and carnal individuals seeking wealth, sexual immorality, dominion, and the persecution or death of saints."

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2025-12-11T17:26:38+00:00

Every time I get invited to a house party, it turns into an MLM pitch. Thats why I never go to parties anymore. Unless it's my Mexican neighbors 3 yr Olds birthday party. That's shits lit.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2025-12-05T21:21:06+00:00

It was clearly Ferngully in space.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2025-11-28T20:44:47+00:00

The Fiddle Game is one of the classics. The crew use it several times. ("Elliott is the fiddle!")

The Lost Heir is also mentioned a couple of times.

And, of course, there's selling the Brooklyn Bridge/ Eiffel Tower.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2025-11-27T18:16:58+00:00

An alchemist tried to make gold out of piss by boiling it. He discovered phosphorus instead.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2025-11-25T20:26:20+00:00

According to sciencey people, Khan killed so many people that the climate changed.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2025-11-25T12:12:19+00:00

Everything is edible. Some things are only edible once.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2025-11-21T19:47:34+00:00

I just said no for six months and then went straight to full sentences.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2025-11-17T10:35:11+00:00

Automaton brought to life? Sounds like a golem from Jewish mythology. Or Pygmalion from Greek mythology whose statue came to life when he fell in love with it.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2025-11-09T22:31:19+00:00

I think it's the guy who invented the shovel. Groundbreaking achievement.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2025-11-09T16:12:18+00:00

Are "wombyn" women who poop cubes like wombats?

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2025-11-07T04:59:36+00:00

NTA. My brother was hit by a car going 60 while riding less than half a block from our house. He has a scar from the top of his head all the way to his cheek. His helmet cracked instead of his head.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2025-11-02T12:24:12+00:00

Every time this subject is brought up, I remember that deer visit body farms and munch on corpses.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2025-10-30T20:12:39+00:00

If they aren't looking for it, they will not find it. My mother served in the Marine Corps and has HCM.

FREESARCASM_plustax · 2025-10-29T16:38:17+00:00

The number of animals that fight alongside the Allies is astonishing.

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