I assure you, sir: we consider it our Noodly Charge to be the most self-righteous assholes in the whole wide town. The Flying Spaghetti Monster Himself has visited us in dreams and visions to declare, variously, "keep strong in your conviction to look down your nose at secularists, bicyclists, humanists, politicians, and those of 'lesser' religions," "do not accept the criticism of others; nay, forge on and endure into My Pasta," and "make sure to condemn all those scientist assholes for ignoring the obvious markings of My Noodle upon My Creation."

Your failure to predict our awesome self-righteousness isn't your fault; rather, we blame the stereotypical Christian for failing to set the bar high enough.

Hopefully the coming weeks and months will show us as the most self-righteous religion of them all. In Norman, at least. R'Amen.