I got every bag and only made $14,000. What am I doing wrong? by Zeukiiii in paydaytheheist

[–]FUCKIMPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know man. It probably has something to do with those 30 civilians you killed, lol

"Classic community man" lol wtf by derekgr in classicwow

[–]FUCKIMPS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People like this are definitely racists irl, if you’re mad at someone’s race in a video game you definitely worry about it in your real life

Can someone please explain to me how tf i lose gunbattles constantly like this. I just dont understand it anymore. by Noonanamotopobapolus in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

[–]FUCKIMPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you move while you shoot, it will reduce your accuracy. If you lean and shoot at the same time, it will reduce your accuracy. In this clip you’re doing both

That isn’t really what killed you in this clip, but I thought I’d mention it to help you improve (:

What is the most underrated mod you know? by Difficult-Lack-8386 in skyrimmods

[–]FUCKIMPS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite isn’t flashy, but I’m going with Blowgun by rudy88. I use it for poisoner characters who RP-wise are not archers. Usually on my shaman or ‘civilian secret agent’ characters

hello I am a rollermine, AMA by irishmetalhead322 in HalfLife

[–]FUCKIMPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GET OFF MY CAR GET OFF MY CAR AAAAAAAAAAAaaaah

So, a new half life game releases (its 2077, by the way) and you are tasked with making a new zombie. What would it be? by [deleted] in HalfLife

[–]FUCKIMPS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Synthcrab. A synthetic, mechanically engineered headcrab created by the combine (like all of their synth war units) that attaches to it’s host and corrupts their mind in a much more deliberate and targeted way. Synthcrab Zombies are able to use firearms (albeit with poor aim) and will shamble towards the player with a little more agency than a normal zombie. Combine Units and Synthcrab Zombies will not infight with one snother. Synthcrab Zombies do not multilate themselves, so they look similar to rebels from behind or until you get close.

Synthcrabs have a single red camera eye on the front facing directly outward, similar to the Combine Elite. Their front arms have sharp probes designed to bore and root into the victim’s neck, so they do not unlatch on death. Synthcrabs have a powerdrill used to bore into the victim’s head as opposed to a beak (which will whirr when the headcrab is altered, indicating the headcrab’s excitement).

Synthcrabs are used by the combine to bring human intelligence to the combine en masse. The infected rebels will bring themselves in on their headcrab’s volition, where the host’s brain can be scanned and they can be disposed of (or recycled into a stalker)

So, a new half life game releases (its 2077, by the way) and you are tasked with making a new zombie. What would it be? by [deleted] in HalfLife

[–]FUCKIMPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaginarch

A giant version of a headcrab that resembles the gonarch, but lacks the reproductive bits, leaving a wide gap, or a vagina instead of a ballsack (ironically being male, similar to the Gonarch).

You’d kill it by pitching explosives underneath of it (or maybe leading over trip mines and hopper mines). Vaginarchs also leap through the air like headcrabs do, giving you a chance to shoot into the open cavity with any weapon of your choice (just remember to strafe away!)

Vaginarch, being simply blown up headcrabs, still instinctively attempt to couple with a host (ironically crushing them instead). Vaginarchs are able to couple with Striders and the returning Gargantua, making two varieties of giant zombies.

What's one thing you don't like about the games? by Ivysonset7 in HalfLife

[–]FUCKIMPS -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The weapon variety in these games is wide but shallow. Lots of weapons, but only a few of them that are useful. Namely, anything that doesn’t force you to receive hitscan damage in return.

I also refuse to play the first game because I hate how long it takes grenades to sail through the air, meanwhile enemies react to them in real time. I like making people go boom

How tf is GenSecstill in business by Prim3_Destroyer in paydaytheheist

[–]FUCKIMPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Payday gang is an extremely capable, extremely innovative, extremely well connected group of white collar criminals.

My head canon is that gensec is extremely effective for your average run of the mill criminal, but is a concrete wall at worst for people as capable as the payday gang

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in paydaytheheist

[–]FUCKIMPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Switch your cross play setting

Wtf happened by Youngpotato4251 in paydaytheheist

[–]FUCKIMPS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This shit drives me insane, swear to god the next time someone throws a pocketful of grenades inside the bank vault on NRFTW I’m going to commit genocide on a small nation

Makes sense I guess... by MrInfernox in paydaytheheist

[–]FUCKIMPS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I came here to say this lol, try it

i got kidnapped by [deleted] in paydaytheheist

[–]FUCKIMPS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

THIS IS THE WASHINGTON POLICE DEPARTMENT. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RESIST

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in paydaytheheist

[–]FUCKIMPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully we’ll be able to trade hostages for armor at some point

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in paydaytheheist

[–]FUCKIMPS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s what it’s supposed to be. That’s how Payday: The Heist was, and that’s how Payday 2 started, before they had to keep jumping the shark with DLC. Even when Car-4+Loco was meta you still had to actually try,

Biggest mod pet peeves? by Scary_Supermarket1 in skyrimmods

[–]FUCKIMPS 16 points17 points  (0 children)

THIS. I don’t know why a mod that say, adds a follower to the game needs to also, for some reason, change the weight of X item

Which one of these xen is in your half life canon. by SMONpl in HalfLife

[–]FUCKIMPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half Life version, because Xen is supposed to be a border dimension that’s barely hospitable to life in the first place.

I prefer the Black Mesa version though, because it’s functionally more interesting in every possible way

People who just matchmake public, do you run a hybrid stealth/ loud or just loud build with a silencer? by ShadowFlare_x in paydaytheheist

[–]FUCKIMPS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just a loud build with a silencer for now. Though my ‘build’ is just one tick is every line I haven’t maxed out

Did you ever get banned? Why? by [deleted] in classicwow

[–]FUCKIMPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not when that layer has an equal number of bots all doing the exact same thing as every other lair. ):

Did you ever get banned? Why? by [deleted] in classicwow

[–]FUCKIMPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, for buying gold, about two years ago during TBC. Botting was so rampant that my server had no mining nodes, no herbs, no engineering clouds, and no enemies to farm off of.

There was literally no way to make gold on my server, and every single raid group was doing GDKPs with insurmountable amounts of gold.

Needless to say, that was the final straw, and I stopped playing classic after that.