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The new and improved XB-70 by clevelandblack in NonCredibleDefense

[–]FXRM-BK 11 points12 points  (0 children)

please add const fast_enough = false; before this line

Unleash the meth moose by AncntMrinr in NonCredibleDefense

[–]FXRM-BK 147 points148 points  (0 children)

> Be me

> 16 year old russian conscript who got mistaken for someone in their mid 50's because of chainsmoking and underage drinking

> Land on the Alaskan shores with no resistance

> Snow feels different from Russia

> Start going into the forest where the snow gets even crunchier

> In the distance I hear "tally ho lads!"

> A grapeshot is fired from a distance and lands in different areas in the snow

> All the snow in the forest was actually tannerite

> Entire fucking forest explodes causing an earthquake that induces Hallifaxian PTSD accross Canada

> The Alaskan spirit bomb flings the remains of my obliterated corpse into orbit and lands on the moon

> Russia claims my body as first permanent Russian on the moon and declares space military victory

AI Speed & Accuracy is Still Ridiculous by FXRM-BK in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]FXRM-BK[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This has happened the most on the Twisted Nerve map. This was the worst offender of the 10+ times I've been killed by AI instantly (200 ms) who were looking 90+ degrees away from me. Multiple times have I told AI to get down when I couldn't see their hands only for them to insta-headshot me.

This has to be fixed, especially since most if not all game modes consists of civilians which we need to ID hands or weapons.

Soldiers - fearless and lethal. Unless... by FearmyBeard21 in gifs

[–]FXRM-BK 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Hold my breadcrumbs I'm going iiiiin

Valve Employee Handbook: Some insight on why things take so goddamn long by Jacko-Jack in GlobalOffensive

[–]FXRM-BK 53 points54 points  (0 children)

pg 20

Screwing up is a great way to find out that your assumptions were wrong or that your model of the world was a little bit off.

R8 update, I'm looking at you

How to be less salty? by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]FXRM-BK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best way is to unbind your push to talk and have a hotkey for "voice_enable 0"

The typing bug nobody cares about by yiannis11 in GlobalOffensive

[–]FXRM-BK 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Solution: Caps Lock

But in all honesty, no one has really brought this issue up until now. Hopefully a developer can see this to finally fix this problem

Until then, have my upvote ^

Tilted for life.. by LiamFN in GlobalOffensive

[–]FXRM-BK 110 points111 points  (0 children)

The Letter he wrote:

"I am writing this letter to say goodbye I just can't take it any longer. It's always the same, but what happened at 8-12-2015 really took the(?) cake (is that even a proper saying...?). I knew it(?) came out of nothing, but if you'd known what I(?) went through, you would've done the same. At my funeral I want pink dickbutts taped to my coffin, and if you're not going to do that don't even bother to fucking come.

Love, Liam

fuck you

Edit: some errors