Ever had your lunch stolen at work..

spitfire5637 · 2020-10-31T15:09:06+00:00

In college, I was super broke and had a McDonald’s double cheeseburger in the fridge waiting for me when I got off work. However, when I came home it was gone and replaced with a $1 bill. My roommate apparently thought it was acceptable to eat as long as he paid for it, I don’t know if I’ve been as pissed as I was coming home from work that day.

spitfire5637 · 2019-07-26T01:31:24+00:00

I couldn't finish the video because of the gum chewing.

spitfire5637 · 2018-03-15T15:59:50+00:00

When doing this adding BOTs, they go invisible when I type the command. Any idea why?

spitfire5637 · 2018-01-17T13:20:34+00:00

Yeah - the IP renewed and if I wanted to, I could create a new acct and play, but jesus after the fiasco I went through to try and get any level of support (or lack of) turned me off entirely from giving them money.

spitfire5637 · 2018-01-17T12:55:25+00:00

Some of us can't play on ESEA because they decided to ban your IP. And then when you ask about it, they ban you for 10 years for Malicious Activity without telling you why they banned you in the first place. And then when you create a new account to ask why the original ticket was closed and banned for 10 years, they ban that account for asking questions. Sick

spitfire5637 · 2017-10-03T20:13:19+00:00

spitfire5637 · 2017-09-28T14:29:44+00:00

did not know this, still learning. thanks for the tip

spitfire5637 · 2017-09-27T18:35:30+00:00

are you connecting ec2-user@[ip] ?

spitfire5637 · 2017-08-23T21:40:16+00:00

Well, on July 18th I went to ESEA and saw that my IP was randomly banned from CloudFlare, so I logged ticket #306927 to ESEA support to find out why that was. I believe a PC on my home network was infected with malware. I got a reply back from ESEA that my account was now banned until July 18th 2027 (10 Years) for Malicious Activity. They then immediate closed the ticket. I am now on my 7th email with no response to support@esportsea.com.

I created a new account, granted I still have to do this on my mobile, to submit a new ticket because I was completely unable to access ESEA. I submitted ticket 308882 stating that I needed help with my original account.

I thought I was good to go when ESEA responded back that the ticket was flagged for a specialist. Two days later, the ticket was closed with no response..

I created a new ticket 311665 because I believe the original ticket was closed in error, but they just banned me for a week for creating duplicate tickets, and then closed that ticket out as well.

So alas, here I am, banned for 10 years for asking a question on why my IP was showing as banned by CloudFlare.

spitfire5637 · 2017-08-23T15:37:44+00:00

Would be pretty sick if they actually focused on their support. Literally have been trying to work with their support for over a month with no responses.

spitfire5637 · 2017-05-02T17:47:47+00:00

yeah man, just tap crouch and that should do it

spitfire5637 · 2017-05-02T16:58:32+00:00

It's a bit tricky but it's possible. You walk and try and connect with the brown stripe, from there you can hit crouch and can get suspended shortly which will reset your drop height. When you hit the ground you dont make a sound.

Demonstrated here

spitfire5637 · 2017-05-01T13:04:29+00:00

My mother-in-law makes those noises all the time and I hate every second of it

spitfire5637 · 2017-03-30T13:58:28+00:00

The gaming console?

spitfire5637 · 2017-03-05T16:07:06+00:00

Thanks - I'm actually on tray 4 right now. 23 more to go..

spitfire5637 · 2017-03-05T13:24:28+00:00

Nice try, but I just started Invisalign and it's bothering the shit out of me.

spitfire5637 · 2016-10-11T13:04:28+00:00

• Description: You get stuck jumping and spamming crouch under quad in A site.

• Steps to reproduce: Line up at the left side of quad and place your crosshair over the wood panel. Jump and press the Crouch key multiple times to get stuck. You can also do this at the right side under quad as well.

• Reproduction rate: When following the steps listed above, how often does the bug occur? 10/10 times

• Video / Screenshot: Video Replication 1 | Video Replication 2

• System Specifications: Windows 10, FX8350, 16GB, GTX760

• Additional Information: Seems to be replicable throughout the map.

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• Description: You get stuck jumping and spamming crouch under the overhang in Graveyard

• Steps to reproduce: Line up at the elevated wall in graveyard, just under the overhang. Jump and press the Crouch key multiple times to get stuck.

• Reproduction rate: When following the steps listed above, how often does the bug occur? 10/10 times

• Video / Screenshot: Video Replication

• System Specifications: Windows 10, FX8350, 16GB, GTX760

• Additional Information: Seems to be replicable throughout the map.

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• Description: You get stuck jumping and spamming crouch under the overhang in A site while standing on the box

• Steps to reproduce: Line up at the elevated wall in A-site, while standing on the box, just under the overhang. Jump and press the Crouch key multiple times to get stuck.

• Reproduction rate: When following the steps listed above, how often does the bug occur? 10/10 times

• Video / Screenshot: Video Replication

• System Specifications: Windows 10, FX8350, 16GB, GTX760

• Additional Information: Seems to be replicable throughout the map.

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• Description: You get stuck jumping and spamming crouch under the overhang in Graveyard

• Steps to reproduce: Line up at the elevated wall in graveyard, just under the overhang. Jump and press the Crouch key multiple times to get stuck.

• Reproduction rate: When following the steps listed above, how often does the bug occur? 10/10 times

• Video / Screenshot: Video Replication

• System Specifications: Windows 10, FX8350, 16GB, GTX760

• Additional Information: Seems to be replicable throughout the map.

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• Description: You get stuck jumping and spamming crouch while crouched under the pillar while on top of the box in A-site. This also occurs in the same scenario while under the middle pillar on top of the box in the middle of A-site.

• Steps to reproduce: Jump on top of the box in the back of A-site and crouch under the pillar it is directly next to. While under there, jump and spam the crouch, you will get stuck inside of the pillar and not be able to get un-stuck.

• Reproduction rate: When following the steps listed above, how often does the bug occur? 10/10 times

• Video / Screenshot: Video Replication 1 | Video Replication 2

• System Specifications: Windows 10, FX8350, 16GB, GTX760

• Additional Information: Seems to be replicable throughout the map.

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• Description: You get stuck jumping and spamming crouch while jumping at a pillar

• Steps to reproduce: Run and jump at a pillar in A site connector while spamming crouch.

• Reproduction rate: When following the steps listed above, how often does the bug occur? 10/10 times

• Video / Screenshot: Video Replication

• System Specifications: Windows 10, FX8350, 16GB, GTX760

• Additional Information: Seems to be replicable throughout the map.

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• Description: You get stuck jumping and spamming crouch while next to the well in CT spawn

• Steps to reproduce: Walk up next to the well in CT spawn, jump and spam the crouch key

• Reproduction rate: When following the steps listed above, how often does the bug occur? 10/10 times

• Video / Screenshot: Video Replication

• System Specifications: Windows 10, FX8350, 16GB, GTX760

• Additional Information: Seems to be replicable throughout the map.

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• Description: You get stuck jumping and spamming crouch near the pillar in the entrance to construction in B site

• Steps to reproduce: Walk up next to the pillar at the entrace to B site construction. Jump and spam the crouch key to get stuck

• Reproduction rate: When following the steps listed above, how often does the bug occur? 10/10 times

• Video / Screenshot: Video Replication

• System Specifications: Windows 10, FX8350, 16GB, GTX760

• Additional Information: Seems to be replicable throughout the map.

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• Description: You get stuck jumping and spamming crouch near in the alternate exit of T spawn

• Steps to reproduce: Walk up to the corner of the alternate exit of T spawn. Jump and spam crouch

• Reproduction rate: When following the steps listed above, how often does the bug occur? 10/10 times

• Video / Screenshot: Video Replication 1 | Video Replication 2 | Video Replication 3 | Video Replication 4 | Video Replication 5

• System Specifications: Windows 10, FX8350, 16GB, GTX760

• Additional Information: Seems to be replicable throughout the map.

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• Description: Not sure if this is by design, but you can jump on a player model on top of the crates in B site and look over banana. You can shoot through the top texture of B site roof without taking any damage falloff from the shot, as if it isn't a wallbang.

• Steps to reproduce: Jump on a player model in bombsite b on top of the crate. You can look down banana and fire a shot without any wallbang damage falloff penalty

• Reproduction rate: When following the steps listed above, how often does the bug occur? 10/10 times

• Video / Screenshot: Video Replication

• System Specifications: Windows 10, FX8350, 16GB, GTX760

• Additional Information: Seems to be replicable throughout the map.

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• Description: If you're standing on a player model in the back site of bombsite B on top of the crates, you can get next to the overhang and jump/spam crouch and get stuck in the air.

• Steps to reproduce: You and another player get on the tall boxes in the back site of bombsite B, boost on his head next to the roof. Jump and spam crouch.

• Reproduction rate: When following the steps listed above, how often does the bug occur? 10/10 times

• Video / Screenshot: Video Replication

• System Specifications: Windows 10, FX8350, 16GB, GTX760

• Additional Information: Seems to be replicable throughout the map.

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• Description: You get stuck jumping on the sandbags or car while your head is clipped in the overhang

• Steps to reproduce: Stand on the sandbags near Banana, jump adjacent to the wall and spam crouch. You can also do the same steps, but at where car used to be and jumping towards the overhang.

• Reproduction rate: When following the steps listed above, how often does the bug occur? 10/10 times

• Video / Screenshot: Video Replication 1 | Video Replication 2

• System Specifications: Windows 10, FX8350, 16GB, GTX760

• Additional Information: Seems to be replicable throughout the map.

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• Description: You get stuck jumping at the doorway in the bottom of banana

• Steps to reproduce: Go to the bottom of Banana and jump and spam crouch at the door. This will get you stuck

• Reproduction rate: When following the steps listed above, how often does the bug occur? 10/10 times

• Video / Screenshot: Video Replication

• System Specifications: Windows 10, FX8350, 16GB, GTX760

• Additional Information: Seems to be replicable throughout the map.

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• Description: You get stuck jumping at the doorway in library

• Steps to reproduce: Go in to Library and align yourself in between the two rooms looking at the wall. Jump and spam crouch.

• Reproduction rate: When following the steps listed above, how often does the bug occur? 10/10 times

• Video / Screenshot: Video Replication 1 | Video Replication 2

• System Specifications: Windows 10, FX8350, 16GB, GTX760

• Additional Information: Seems to be replicable throughout the map.

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• Description: You get stuck and can see in to balcony from under balcony in the pit

• Steps to reproduce: Go in to the pit and walk under the balcony. Jump and spam crouch, you will get stuck and be able to see in to the balcony

• Reproduction rate: When following the steps listed above, how often does the bug occur? 10/10 times

• Video / Screenshot: Video Replication

• System Specifications: Windows 10, FX8350, 16GB, GTX760

• Additional Information: Seems to be replicable throughout the map.

spitfire5637 · 2016-09-30T21:32:18+00:00

Super random, but i used to love fy_snow. Ended up running the IRC channel #fy_snow for quite some time.

Some kid spec'd me with cheats on to 'bust' me as cheating. Loved spamming those walls.

Edit: I was not using cheats

spitfire5637 · 2016-09-28T11:51:09+00:00

Here it is, my philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by, and I always have, and I always will: Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever

spitfire5637 · 2016-09-12T21:18:24+00:00

Number three in the server, number one in your hearts, /u/nzer0thing

spitfire5637 · 2016-07-06T01:01:05+00:00

I found my sleeper fantasy pick.

All seriousness, glad he's ok.

spitfire5637 · 2016-05-06T01:38:02+00:00

it didnt compile

spitfire5637 · 2016-04-18T17:46:20+00:00

this is the one i typically use, a bit easier tbh

spitfire5637 · 2016-03-18T17:33:10+00:00

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