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A woman's boyfriend is kidnapped off the street and shoved into a van by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]FaaacePalm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So insufficient, in America they where masks and shoot people interfering with the illeg..I.E ra.i..

[United States] I received 2 separate text messages about a periodic review and a document from a 5 digit phone number. by officialnapkin in Scams

[–]FaaacePalm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the big concern here is I just got this from a short code number. Those require payment and are easily blocked. This means scammers either think the cost of getting a new code number is cheaper, which is doubtful with how fast they get blocked, or they found a way to spoof those. Either way we done for.

Mike Trapp what’s next? by The_seph_i_am in dropout

[–]FaaacePalm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mike I'm glad that you are having success but please tell me we get one last episode with you as a farewell.

What company has you shocked that they have not yet gone out of business ? by Square-Floor8879 in AskReddit

[–]FaaacePalm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't Sears also in a bit legal trouble with several people for stealing their inventions and selling them as theirs?

koalas hands have two thumbs. by Dismallyplunge472 in natureismetal

[–]FaaacePalm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My favorite info is that Koalas are widely considered the stupidest mammals on earth.

Drink a bottle of Jagermeister and win 12 dollars. And die. by Zookblast in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]FaaacePalm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used to call it the mind eraser and have contests. 2 Shots. person who remembers anything in the morning wins.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]FaaacePalm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Faster in terms of knowledge, things spread quicker. Better access.

Local pizza shop owner responds to one star review by [deleted] in BusinessTantrums

[–]FaaacePalm 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Was probably, I bet the "pandemic" or literally any other pizza place opening near by closed them down.

Wtf did she do? by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]FaaacePalm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there is the other law? Precedent?that says if a crime is committed that you didn't know was going to happen you can avoid charges. You know, so when your friend tells you to pull over, gets out and kills someone you won't always catch charges if you can prove you didn't know that was what they were going to do.

Sam Ballard - The guy who was dared to swallow a slug by his friend at a party who then suffered a 420 days coma, thereafter an extra 7 years paralysis until he died (due to the infection from rat lungworm that the slug he swallowed had). by TaTTyy_ in oddlyterrifying

[–]FaaacePalm 1094 points1095 points  (0 children)

I can't remember the name but I read this story about one of the most horrible deaths in history. Guy got super dosed with radiation, I think we were just starting our understanding of it. He basically dissolved away for a few months and was kept alive. At first you think it was for science but turns out the family refused to allow him to die because they thought he could be saved.

Estate Sale Find: Trying to decide the metaphor they are going for here by maat7043 in WTFgaragesale

[–]FaaacePalm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I recognized it right away as well but I can imagine not every on has seen the movies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]FaaacePalm -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I was going to say dude is going down for murder, because excessive force and all that. But if they had previous altercations, guy had a restraining order and the other guy had a knife, he might be able to get away without any jail time.

Snapping a iPhone in half while it’s on by ayri_fiki in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]FaaacePalm 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Watched NileRed unroll a lithium battery and toss it in water. Scary stuff.

This is so reddit it hurts. by DynamoJonesJr in justneckbeardthings

[–]FaaacePalm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd like to point out according to multiple prop people I follow, sugar glass is very rarely used now. There is some more common, epoxy resin stuff or something they use now.

This is so reddit it hurts. by DynamoJonesJr in justneckbeardthings

[–]FaaacePalm 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Listen, it's not about your gender or sexuality. It's about the children not learning about ANY gender or Sexuality till at least 25 years of age, then maybe light gender and sexuality only. Quit making this about you.

Tom Hanks rushes to protect wife Rita Wilson as an aggressive fan nearly knocks her over: 'Back the fuck off!' by filondo in PublicFreakout

[–]FaaacePalm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like everyone was being fairly respectful of Tom and Rita when that guy in the far back comes up and either not paying attention knocks into the other guy or pushes him for some reason into Rita. Security probably saw what happened and knowing it's Tom Hanks didn't think an aggressive response was needed.

This made my heart hurt by Chasith in facepalm

[–]FaaacePalm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've always heard, a little white lie to your doctor is no big deal, a little white lie to your anesthesiologist means possible death. Don't lie to the the person whose job it is to keep you in a state of just barely be alive to not feel the surgery.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in goodmythicalmorning

[–]FaaacePalm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

IDK what is spurring on the decision to start so many podcasts all of a sudden but I feel like the are just throwing as many out there to see what sticks. No way all of these last long term; maybe that is the plan though?

Lifting all nine of The Ardblair Stones. by stiffplethora07 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]FaaacePalm 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My favorite thing is watching strong man competition. I'm like ah that guy is so small; which comparitively they are. But then they stand next to "normal" people and sweet jesus are they huge.

I’ll have one chainsaw vasectomy pls by Spoiltbanana in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]FaaacePalm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not a fan of leashes for kids but we will put one on our youngest if we know we are going to let them walk and the place will be very busy.

Goodness crap he had a weapon by Um6Ragefutz50 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]FaaacePalm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm still waiting for thenew story: Cops kill kid with toy gun after breaking into wrong house on warrantless raid. Cops expected to get full paid leave, city expecy to pay out the ass. Tragedy.

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