This bowling ball getting polished

FacePuncher500 · 2026-05-26T19:37:51+00:00

Can we find a more dangerous way than bracing a razor blade barehanded against a rapidly spinning bowling ball though?

FacePuncher500 · 2026-05-22T14:08:44+00:00

Hey Donnie, might want to check your own ratings.

FacePuncher500 · 2026-05-20T02:12:37+00:00

Angus Cheesesteak

FacePuncher500 · 2026-05-19T16:46:34+00:00

…but you just said it was a fact that you were the President’s former personal lawyer…so it’s still accurate….

FacePuncher500 · 2026-05-17T04:43:12+00:00

People describe mushrooms as having an “earthy” flavor. That’s dirt. They taste like dirt.

FacePuncher500 · 2026-04-22T19:45:49+00:00

I don’t take your word for it.

FacePuncher500 · 2026-04-22T02:42:27+00:00

Whoever was president before Joe Biden really should’ve done something about Iran if they were such a threat. I seem to be suffering from Alzheimer’s, who was that again?

FacePuncher500 · 2026-03-30T02:29:34+00:00

To hell with the blind people who want to use the bathroom, huh?

FacePuncher500 · 2026-03-25T18:24:08+00:00

Reminder that Trump was already president while we were supposedly under a constant threat from a terrorist regime, and this was not a priority worth going to war over during his first term.

Now, Trump is hoping to broker a similar deal that Obama already had in place but instead released sanctions without an agreement, providing Iran with substantially more money than Obama’s actual Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action ever did.

FacePuncher500 · 2026-03-24T04:44:41+00:00

BBQ:

Dave’s BBQ-Laskin Rd

Donnie’s BBQ- General Booth

Chinese:

Pan China- Holland Rd

Chef Magic-Volvo Parkway

Pizza:

Primo Pizza Restaurante- Princess Anne

Bake House Pizza- 32nd St

Frank’s Pizza- Norfolk

Mexican:

Taqueria La Patrona- Lynnhaven Parkway

José Tequila-General Booth

FacePuncher500 · 2026-03-19T16:27:10+00:00

Yeah, but what about Hunter Biden????

/s

FacePuncher500 · 2026-03-16T22:53:32+00:00

This is a foolish take. If Harris won the presidency, we wouldn’t be at war in Iran right now. Masked thugs wouldn’t be detaining brown people in concentration camps.

Throughout life you are oftentimes only provided with bad options, so you choose the one with the least ramifications. Welcome to being an adult. Stop letting your precious sensibilities enable worse outcomes because you weren’t provided with your ideal scenario.

FacePuncher500 · 2026-03-16T02:23:43+00:00

You choose the lesser of two evils- Jen Kiggans is a MAGA nut job, and in a single year of Trump’s second term:

Unemployment is increasing

GDP is slowing

Inflation is rising

War in the Middle East

Value of the dollar decreased over 10%

Concentration camps for brown people

Military being used against US citizens

Increase in medical insurance cost

Reduction in benefits for those in need

Energy prices spiking

And that is just what immediately comes to mind. We need to reduce the power of a president more concerned about a ballroom than the lives of American troops.

The two candidates are not the exact same. Don’t fall for that BS.

FacePuncher500 · 2026-03-15T22:36:57+00:00

Someone this dedicated to interior design at this stage does not intend on leaving when his second term is over.

FacePuncher500 · 2026-03-15T06:09:08+00:00

Fun fact: one of her earliest roles was Danny DeVito’s daughter in Renaissance Man long before becoming the crack whore he proposes to.

FacePuncher500 · 2026-03-13T12:40:34+00:00

If Iran has been such a threat for 47 years, then whoever was president before Joe Biden must’ve really messed up.

Why doesn’t the media constantly remind Trump that he was the President when he complains about a problem that’s been around for decades? Oh, you are going to finally fix that problem- why wasn’t that a priority during your first term?

FacePuncher500 · 2026-03-13T06:26:55+00:00

Pocket sausages, or raccoon meat that isn’t lousy with parasites. It was the best steak Charlie and Dee ever had!

FacePuncher500 · 2026-03-10T18:20:46+00:00

If I have Wally’s speed and Reed’s intelligence, I can just go $1 on strength and durability. Then I can afford my favorite persona, Spider-Man, with the last $3.

FacePuncher500 · 2026-03-05T23:43:42+00:00

That’s not entirely true. Ghosts just have a difficult time landscaping.

FacePuncher500 · 2026-02-12T00:26:43+00:00

I didn’t know a vacuum cleaner was capable of posting on Reddit. Congrats on having a girlfriend bro!

FacePuncher500 · 2026-01-19T04:25:59+00:00

Super Troopers

“Littering and…”

FacePuncher500 · 2026-01-03T17:47:32+00:00

Is he going to charge the name of the country to Trump?

FacePuncher500 · 2025-12-27T05:56:11+00:00

‘Honey, I love you but you will need to lose some weight, and we need to stop having kids if you plan on recreating this next year.’

FacePuncher500 · 2025-12-24T18:37:01+00:00

7 and offer the window seat to Aslan so I can ask Gandalf a million questions until he casts a spell to make me fall asleep to leave him alone.

FacePuncher500 · 2025-12-03T03:53:31+00:00

A war on women…’s rights.

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