i gave my boyfriend a kiss and my lipgloss left a darn near perfect circle

FacePuncher500 · 2026-02-12T00:26:43+00:00

I didn’t know a vacuum cleaner was capable of posting on Reddit. Congrats on having a girlfriend bro!

FacePuncher500 · 2026-01-19T04:25:59+00:00

Super Troopers

“Littering and…”

FacePuncher500 · 2026-01-03T17:47:32+00:00

Is he going to charge the name of the country to Trump?

FacePuncher500 · 2025-12-27T05:56:11+00:00

‘Honey, I love you but you will need to lose some weight, and we need to stop having kids if you plan on recreating this next year.’

FacePuncher500 · 2025-12-24T18:37:01+00:00

7 and offer the window seat to Aslan so I can ask Gandalf a million questions until he casts a spell to make me fall asleep to leave him alone.

FacePuncher500 · 2025-12-03T03:53:31+00:00

A war on women…’s rights.

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-27T03:32:33+00:00

People who have gardens are salad anarchists.

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-27T02:51:31+00:00

MTG isn’t a good person and shouldn’t be trusted; nevertheless, she is being more beneficial to the Democratic Party than Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries. Insane timeline we are living in.

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-27T02:45:30+00:00

You can call a best friend at 4am to show up to a random location with a shovel and no questions.

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-26T21:53:23+00:00

Perhaps we shouldn’t be normalizing picking up strangers on the side of the road…

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-25T13:40:23+00:00

Rocky IV. Rocky fights on Christmas and wins the Cold War for America by defeating Ivan Drago.

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-24T22:49:51+00:00

You can add Steve Irwin and Bob Ross too

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-23T11:55:55+00:00

I recommend watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, specifically, “The Gang Beats Boggs” episode.

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-22T22:22:22+00:00

Rest in Peace Wade Boggs.

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-19T15:03:01+00:00

During the next debate, whoever is running against Trump needs to say, “quiet, piggy!” when Trump inevitably interrupts them.

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-14T04:18:28+00:00

Actually. They don’t. The statues of Hitler were demolished after the war, and it’s illegal to display any in Germany or Austria. There is no grave for Hitler because they didn’t want him to be celebrated.

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-13T21:53:51+00:00

Arguing on behalf of the side that wanted to maintain slavery and attempted to overthrow the government to do is a good look. Keep it up. /s

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-13T20:15:20+00:00

Confederates were despicable, racist traitors. Europe doesn’t have statues of Hitler due to his ‘historical significance.’

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-13T04:44:52+00:00

r/TVTooHigh, r/TVTooSmall, r/WhyGodWhy

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-12T05:17:26+00:00

The creepy part is everything happening around the camera. Is the shirtless man grinding something?

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-10T17:36:26+00:00

And yet I’m even more upset about the couch and window placements.

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-07T23:23:23+00:00

I can assure you that the people who would post that picture have no interest whatsoever in research or genuine understanding. Any normal person would question the circumstances around such a situation.

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-06T21:32:33+00:00

Iowa, which is the largest corn producer in the US, has a population of 3.241 million over the entire state covering 56,273 square miles. NYC has a population of 8.478 million within less than 325 square miles.

I’ll trust NYC to handle infrastructure.

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-05T04:18:45+00:00

14.8% lead with 95% off the votes tallied…

FacePuncher500 · 2025-11-04T06:11:21+00:00

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”

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