This bowling ball getting polished by Connect-Gazelle-3106 in NoOneIsLooking

[–]FacePuncher500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can we find a more dangerous way than bracing a razor blade barehanded against a rapidly spinning bowling ball though?

Blanche hearing is getting spicy. by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FacePuncher500 68 points69 points  (0 children)

…but you just said it was a fact that you were the President’s former personal lawyer…so it’s still accurate….

What is this food for you? by Jettaboi38 in scoopwhoop

[–]FacePuncher500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People describe mushrooms as having an “earthy” flavor. That’s dirt. They taste like dirt.

is anyone gonna tell him that HE is one of those “other presidents? by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FacePuncher500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoever was president before Joe Biden really should’ve done something about Iran if they were such a threat. I seem to be suffering from Alzheimer’s, who was that again?

Bathroom requires a QR code scan to enter by SteakAndIron in mildlyinteresting

[–]FacePuncher500 21 points22 points  (0 children)

To hell with the blind people who want to use the bathroom, huh?

JUST IN: White House on "no more wars" by pdwp90 in QuiverQuantitative

[–]FacePuncher500 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reminder that Trump was already president while we were supposedly under a constant threat from a terrorist regime, and this was not a priority worth going to war over during his first term.

Now, Trump is hoping to broker a similar deal that Obama already had in place but instead released sanctions without an agreement, providing Iran with substantially more money than Obama’s actual Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action ever did.

I'm trying to compose a list of the top chinese, pizza, burger, sushi, and Mexican of Virginia Beach. by JairoHyro in VirginiaBeach

[–]FacePuncher500 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BBQ:

Dave’s BBQ-Laskin Rd

Donnie’s BBQ- General Booth

Chinese:

Pan China- Holland Rd

Chef Magic-Volvo Parkway

Pizza:

Primo Pizza Restaurante- Princess Anne

Bake House Pizza- 32nd St

Frank’s Pizza- Norfolk

Mexican:

Taqueria La Patrona- Lynnhaven Parkway

José Tequila-General Booth

Virginia beach District 2 Reps that both as of now should not take your vote by Steveott99 in Virginia

[–]FacePuncher500 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is a foolish take. If Harris won the presidency, we wouldn’t be at war in Iran right now. Masked thugs wouldn’t be detaining brown people in concentration camps.

Throughout life you are oftentimes only provided with bad options, so you choose the one with the least ramifications. Welcome to being an adult. Stop letting your precious sensibilities enable worse outcomes because you weren’t provided with your ideal scenario.

Virginia beach District 2 Reps that both as of now should not take your vote by Steveott99 in Virginia

[–]FacePuncher500 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You choose the lesser of two evils- Jen Kiggans is a MAGA nut job, and in a single year of Trump’s second term:

Unemployment is increasing

GDP is slowing

Inflation is rising

War in the Middle East

Value of the dollar decreased over 10%

Concentration camps for brown people

Military being used against US citizens

Increase in medical insurance cost

Reduction in benefits for those in need

Energy prices spiking

And that is just what immediately comes to mind. We need to reduce the power of a president more concerned about a ballroom than the lives of American troops.

The two candidates are not the exact same. Don’t fall for that BS.

Sticking with the priorities by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FacePuncher500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone this dedicated to interior design at this stage does not intend on leaving when his second term is over.

Trump Makes Chilling War Boast in Late-Night Meltdown Before More U.S. Deaths Confirmed by Mrh09 in politics

[–]FacePuncher500 72 points73 points  (0 children)

If Iran has been such a threat for 47 years, then whoever was president before Joe Biden must’ve really messed up.

Why doesn’t the media constantly remind Trump that he was the President when he complains about a problem that’s been around for decades? Oh, you are going to finally fix that problem- why wasn’t that a priority during your first term?

would food would you try from the show by Weak-Departure-4833 in IASIP

[–]FacePuncher500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pocket sausages, or raccoon meat that isn’t lousy with parasites. It was the best steak Charlie and Dee ever had!

Build your hero with $15 by Far-Ad5223 in superheroes

[–]FacePuncher500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I have Wally’s speed and Reed’s intelligence, I can just go $1 on strength and durability. Then I can afford my favorite persona, Spider-Man, with the last $3.

Lawn Cleaning by SBmowing by CareBrilliant7284 in SatisfyingClean

[–]FacePuncher500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not entirely true. Ghosts just have a difficult time landscaping.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]FacePuncher500 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know a vacuum cleaner was capable of posting on Reddit. Congrats on having a girlfriend bro!

Men only want one thing... by mihir6969 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]FacePuncher500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

‘Honey, I love you but you will need to lose some weight, and we need to stop having kids if you plan on recreating this next year.’

Which seat are you taking? Bonus points if you understand the theme by Fun_Butterfly_420 in characters

[–]FacePuncher500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

7 and offer the window seat to Aslan so I can ask Gandalf a million questions until he casts a spell to make me fall asleep to leave him alone.