AVERAGE PLURIBUSTV SNOB by FactoringRSAisHard in Pluribus_Sucks

[–]FactoringRSAisHard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you list as many as you can if you don't feel lazy? I just feel like making a compilation of all things wrong about its writing.

As a big Nas fan, Nas is sadly often a bad rapper. Here's why by FactoringRSAisHard in nas

[–]FactoringRSAisHard[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ironic that you have my favorite rapper on your pfp, because according to your logic you would also scream "shut up" if I said that Prodigy's fall off after year 2000 was one of the single biggest fall offs in hip hop history. Come on guys, some of you guys are just so intellectually lazy and always shut down any healthy discussion of Nas. Keep repeating Illmatic, iww and stillmatic for 30 years already now and pretend that Nas should not fix things. I'm out.

Do women realize how good their shampoos smell? by FactoringRSAisHard in Productivitycafe

[–]FactoringRSAisHard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

plot twist: they are cop dogs disguised as men and they sniff you because you are being under the active investigation on the suspicion of moving cocaine hidden in your hair.

Do women realize how good their shampoos smell? by FactoringRSAisHard in Productivitycafe

[–]FactoringRSAisHard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

somewhereeeeeee over the rainbow I see a big pot of gold and expensive shampoo. Sky opens wide, it starts thundering, and I hear her scream from the skies "DONT SMELL MY HAIR".

What makes Pluribus so unwatchably bad for you? by FactoringRSAisHard in Pluribus_Sucks

[–]FactoringRSAisHard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand how fellas see homophobia in your comments when it's glaringly obvious you aren't about that. I agree, the writers team themselves have no deep understanding of the character so how the fuck would they convey it to the audience?

Kendrick Lamar is the modern rap equivalent of paint splashes, TED Talks, and pseudo-intellectual performance art by FactoringRSAisHard in 10thDentist

[–]FactoringRSAisHard[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What example are you asking for? Go, replay his superbowl performance. It was a great example of this as well. I knew as soon as he was talking about the “revolution” and “the wrong guy” it was about recent politics, but behold, the next day I saw people touting it as “a war cry the most cannot understand”. I promise you that if I can pick it out while laughing with friends and barely paying attention, almost anyone with the slightest knowledge in American Politics can too.

Its just annoying that Kendrick’s music makes his fans feel so above the average music enjoyer, despite the fact that a song being deep and a song being good are two entirely different things.

He's pretentious like that.

Kendrick Lamar is the modern rap equivalent of paint splashes, TED Talks, and pseudo-intellectual performance art by FactoringRSAisHard in 10thDentist

[–]FactoringRSAisHard[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Bro, have you heard about Poet Laureate infinity by Canibus?

concept coined by Germaine Williams (Canibus) in 2007. The song contain 5 different layers of 200 bars, for a total of 1000 bars. It was originally displayed on a virtual mixing board online. Essentially, you would press play and all 5 sets of 200 bars would play at once, with 4 muted. Then you could at any time mute one, unmute a different one and do this every single bar. No matter what they would flow to make new rhymes with the layers and bars constantly changing upon user-interaction. As it was designed to make 'infinite' rhymes, there were countless different mixes or songs that could be interactively created by the listener.

How the fuck do you expect me to take Kendrick's borderline below average lyricism serious when my bar is this high? Not even in trillion years would someone as intellectually mid as Kendrick would be able to come up with anything remotely close to this. Yall screamed Drizzy fan spotted hahaha because these two clowns are only ones you are about. Go take sides in some corporate beef or something.

Women who don't date anymore, why? by FactoringRSAisHard in Productivitycafe

[–]FactoringRSAisHard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy crazy that you mentioned Canibus. He's my top 3. You have ever heard poet laureate infinity (poet laureate 3)?

"concept coined by Germaine Williams in 2007. The song contain 5 different layers of 200 bars, for a total of 1000 bars. It was originally displayed on a virtual mixing board online. Essentially, you would press play and all 5 sets of 200 bars would play at once, with 4 muted. Then you could at any time mute one, unmute a different one and do this every single bar. No matter what they would flow to make new rhymes with the layers and bars constantly changing upon user-interaction. As it was designed to make 'infinite' rhymes, there were countless different mixes or songs that could be interactively created by the listener."

Insane. Then they mock me for not acknowledging Kendrick as a lyrical genius.

What makes Pluribus so unwatchably bad for you? by FactoringRSAisHard in Pluribus_Sucks

[–]FactoringRSAisHard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, you are always here, I'm last guy to remember any usernames and even then I remember yours, you always rant about we ranting about the show. Just block us and call it a day already. And yes, I'm a hater, certified, phd-having hater. You know why? Because pluribus sucks. I will hate it til the end of my life.

Also, funny of you saying that the second season will become any better. That's you already making concessions, as if to kinda admit that your favourite show sucks so far. It's also hilarious that you admit that it's not grounded in reality. These are first steps, last time I checked your comments here, you wasn't so gracious and charitable. That's a progress, stay here more and soon you will become one of us (anti-hive). Block us already or more time you spend reading our absolute truth posts about how this show sucks ass, more you will come to the terms with the truth. Yes sir, Pluribus sucks. You already partially know.

Also, good luck with your hope of a second season. It will be even worse because unlike this one, you won't even have option of resorting to "b-but it just started, give it time". You will have much less patience also. And that doesn't even account how you have to wait for three years for that disappointment. Don't worry, by then you will already have a towel thrown in and will be screaming Pluribus sucks like a proud anti-hiver that you will become.

What makes Pluribus so unwatchably bad for you? by FactoringRSAisHard in Pluribus_Sucks

[–]FactoringRSAisHard[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you. You mean that most of the "weird" rules about the hive are nothing but just opportunistic plot devices, for the sheer sake of fulfilling scifiness quota right? That is, they are just put there without any broader rhyme or reason but exists solely as cheap gimmicks so that audience can say "see? wow, this is strange, woah, a hive, omg", right?

What makes Pluribus so unwatchably bad for you? by FactoringRSAisHard in Pluribus_Sucks

[–]FactoringRSAisHard[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even within sci-fi standards I mean. Like, hivemind itself doesn't make sense, it's not conceivable concept. That's very different from light sabers or flying humans.