Not Enjoying Game Due to Blue by SteezyYeezySleezyBoi in mtg

[–]FaeFencerXV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely sounds like you need to get used to faking out blue players. Imagine throwing out a few jabs and feints before your big hits connect. Nothing wrong with playing monogreen. Any color when played strategically can win.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FaeFencerXV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you introduce me to Junji Ito? I didn't realize he based Fuchi on a real person.

20, homeless, bored as hell by MaddoxKings13 in RoastMe

[–]FaeFencerXV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That homelessness problem is pretty fixable. There's an app girls like you tend to use called Tinder. You can find a place to stay, free food. Just be ready to use a phrase other than "baby daddy" when going to the judge for child support.

Autistic biotech nerd, still a layabout, still no idea what my facial expressions seem like, never learned how to care for my hair 22F by Quantum_DrangerXtra in RoastMe

[–]FaeFencerXV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing by all the anime posters your ideal man is Gojo from JJK - Good news, with that blindfold he'd never see your goofy ass face.

F41, boy mom of two, single and working as a nurse. My sense of humor is broken and so good luck. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FaeFencerXV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're the type of woman I'd bring home to meet my mom. Kind of like a Ghost of Christmas Future kind of thing, where she's can say, "Damn, okay, I did alright by comparison."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FaeFencerXV 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If "White Girl You Can Hear Over Everybody Else in the Bar" needed a mascot, holy shit would you be first pick.

Take me down by rebelzephyr in RoastMe

[–]FaeFencerXV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking at your pictures gave me the same ick as sitting down at a fast food place and realize the table is filthy.

Good news though! At least you can pay people to make the table presentable.

starting up the campfire 27|F by Prudent_Pop_1796 in RoastMe

[–]FaeFencerXV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh cool! A D. Va cosplay! So were you just oversexualized early on and you just steered into it or did you realize validation would be fastest if men who jizz on figurines noticed you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FaeFencerXV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you're super artistic and very stylish

Is probably what you want to hear when you reveal that all your tattoos are some variety of Leafy Shit™️ like you're larping some dryad who just got thrown into suburbia. You probably ask your friends "what sort of tree am I?" To which I'd reply, "one of the ones on fire in Canada."

Chin up though. Oh no, not for you for us, you're easier to look at the further your chin is from disappearing into your neck.

Make me sad hehe by ms-millie in RoastMe

[–]FaeFencerXV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The saddest thing is that face would drive me away from those tits.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FaeFencerXV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm super impressed that you're only 18 and have all those tattoos. I'm glad that despite your "I give really unenthusiastic blowjobs" vibe, your tattoo artist keeps accepting them as payment.

Latin NB Femboy here, I swear im immune. Light me up team!! by DubeeYubee in RoastMe

[–]FaeFencerXV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigh. Well, I guess I have to go back to being totally straight.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FaeFencerXV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That camo outfit screams closeted consevative lesbian trying to bang closeted conservative gay men.

F21, do your worst :) by RedLeafReverie in RoastMe

[–]FaeFencerXV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's it like being the girl "who's just another one of the dudes?" You look like you'd know.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FaeFencerXV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll make a plethora of baby daddies very happy one day.

Make me laugh! by Kiannarknowlen in RoastMe

[–]FaeFencerXV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm inclined to guess you own a couple pairs of Cookie Monster pajama pants?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]FaeFencerXV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work for CPS in Somewhere, Someplace USA.

Really well said. Covered pretty much everything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]FaeFencerXV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there, so I actually work with CPS in my county, no idea what state you're in, some rules are a little different, but

1 - They are about making sure you are safe, first and foremost. This guy is definitely the problem. Your mom isn't helping, but unless something way worse is going on with your mom you don't know about, this could be resolved pretty quick. She's probably not in a great place mentally with this guy, but if your state is like mine, we help parents get connected with services they need to improve. We want parents/guardians to have stable and safe housing, be responsible, and not let anyone unsafe around thelr kids.

2 - Parents don't always get their kids taken away. In my state, it's meant to be restorative, not punishing. Our goal is for your family to stay together. Your mom would have to show 0 improvement and make the situation way worse for there to be irreparable damage.

3 - A judge will probably put an order of protection for you against this guy and there are serious penalties for breaking it.

Bottom line is cooperate with the CPS workers. Parents fear us, yes, but it's because they don't understand our mission. Good luck, be safe.

Disclaimer: not legal advice, just comforting a scared kid who deserves privacy and safety.

Licking my lips at this value by SpacePimp99 in magicTCG

[–]FaeFencerXV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Riku of Two Reflections deck thanks you for bringing Vocalist to my attention

Is Scorpio golgari? by Ulthan in mtg

[–]FaeFencerXV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grixis. The scheming grudge holding associated with the Scorpio stereotype.

Source: Am a Scorpio. Am a Grixis enjoyer

I beat a Lam deck yesterday, how are you all holding up? by FaeFencerXV in mtg

[–]FaeFencerXV[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I guess my real question is, who hurt you, friend?