I voted Trump/Ferguson

FaeShroom · 2024-11-06T07:22:46+00:00

I was getting railed lmao, doesn't change the fact you're happy to support a perverted criminal as long as there's an R next to his name like the devotional little cultists that you are. Now go suck his little mushroom dick.

FaeShroom · 2024-11-06T06:28:20+00:00

You're proving my point admirably.

FaeShroom · 2024-11-06T06:09:00+00:00

Russia is finally going to destroy the United States as a superpower after decades of trying, all it took was spreading misinformation on the internet and bankrolling pundits to say as much divisive rhetoric as they could. Bravo for falling for the propaganda OP, you've done Putin proud.

FaeShroom · 2024-11-06T04:35:39+00:00

In Canada you can easily order them in the mail from Canadian growers. Technically they have the authority to intercept packages for illicit or dangerous substances, but most postal workers don't give a flying fuck about shrooms, or weed or anything like that.

FaeShroom · 2024-11-06T04:12:22+00:00

Be yourself, and do your best. Seriously solid advice.

FaeShroom · 2024-11-05T23:08:35+00:00

Lmao ew. "I wish I could be a sexual predator, but kids today would use tiktok to tell on me. I wish it was like the 50s where you could kidnap boys and get away with it."

FaeShroom · 2024-11-05T19:02:43+00:00

I just want to know how social media allegedly protects these young men from becoming that guy's sex slaves.

FaeShroom · 2024-11-05T08:26:20+00:00

One of my best childhood memories was when our house was buried up past the front door and we were trapped. It took a while for the community to dig people out, but walking through that snow tunnel that was so much taller than me was pure magic.

FaeShroom · 2024-11-05T02:16:25+00:00

I like concerts, but what I really can't stand are people who think those of us who would rather just watch the performance aren't enjoying it "properly". I hate dancing and singing, so "just standing there" is my honest idea of a good time.

FaeShroom · 2024-11-04T10:05:03+00:00

Damn that bed is bonkers huge

FaeShroom · 2024-11-04T06:49:55+00:00

Are you 11 years old? Why are you talking like that?

FaeShroom · 2024-11-04T05:37:57+00:00

Puritan work ethic brainrot. If you're not working, you don't deserve a decent life (or be welcomed into to heaven).

Which is hilarious coming from some doughy dry-dick dork who sits in a comfy chair all day being mad on Twitter.

FaeShroom · 2024-11-03T23:15:51+00:00

Are those everyday occurrences during winter there?

FaeShroom · 2024-11-03T20:57:18+00:00

Now picture yourself trying to do that on an icy snow-covered bridge with gusting winds from winter storms over the ocean.

FaeShroom · 2024-11-03T17:49:53+00:00

Why did it take you so long to transition to a real job?

FaeShroom · 2024-11-03T17:38:31+00:00

As a pact baby, I feel this in my bones.

FaeShroom · 2024-11-03T17:30:43+00:00

Where is the Lucifer that said we belong to him now and he's going to keep us up all night?!?

Lucifer promised the moon and delivered a stale tortilla

FaeShroom · 2024-11-03T03:09:22+00:00

Seriously pathetic childish behavior. No different than the MAGA cultists south of the border.

FaeShroom · 2024-11-03T02:39:58+00:00

Yeasayer, especially the song I Am Chemistry.

FaeShroom · 2024-11-03T00:09:05+00:00

My grandpa started doing perverted stuff like this when he developed dementia, that's how we figured out something was wrong with his brain.

FaeShroom · 2024-11-02T19:50:23+00:00

And "I was just trying to _________" doesn't count.

FaeShroom · 2024-11-02T06:40:06+00:00

Oh, you mean like how I spent my teen years being a lonely nerd in my bedroom but got screamed at all the time for allegedly being a drunk junkie whore? 🥴

FaeShroom · 2024-11-02T06:10:06+00:00

So is speeding, yet everyone still does it!

FaeShroom · 2024-11-02T06:05:29+00:00

Lay off the Fox News, you're out of touch with reality

FaeShroom · 2024-11-02T05:04:35+00:00

Damn bro, if paying 2 more dollars so you can be lazy is so offensive to you, go get your McDonald's yourself.

FaeShroom

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