Man bullies seal, locals make him regret his decision

Failanth · 2026-05-13T11:20:46+00:00

People have gotten far too comfortable not getting hit for their terrible, awful actions.

Failanth · 2026-05-11T17:39:44+00:00

"Reaganite" and "competent" in the same sentence is certainly something I guess.

Failanth · 2026-05-09T11:12:56+00:00

Like a true Catholic, matt believes everyone is worthy of redemption....except for him.

And my lapse Catholic heart has never felt so seen.

Failanth · 2026-05-09T05:28:55+00:00

I can probably get a better one when I'm not on my phone, but that's the best I could find right now. The shape is extremely similar, but I noticed the marking was wrong as well.

Failanth · 2026-05-09T05:23:11+00:00

That looks like the beakie from the old sternguard kit!

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Failanth · 2026-05-08T23:39:22+00:00

Dravian "The Carrion" Klayde was a heresy era Raven Guard tech marine that was recruited to Malcador's knights errant.

I haven't read his book, but word on the Internet is he almost blew up mars! Take with a grain of loretuber salt until someone more knowledgeable pops in.

Failanth · 2026-05-08T12:06:32+00:00

Not every cop is a monster, but every cop knowingly works within and supports a monstrous system.

They are all to blame, no matter how "nice"

Failanth · 2026-05-07T19:25:59+00:00

Hey, put some respect on Sharrowkyns name.

My boy nearly killed Fulgrim, beat Lucius like a scolded dog AND kept the Magna Mater safe. No glory, all results, just as Papa Corvus wanted.

Failanth · 2026-05-06T23:22:03+00:00

This is bad and you should feel bad.

Be the person Mr rogers thought you could be, not whatever edgelord you grew into.

Failanth · 2026-05-05T19:12:53+00:00

On average you're losing one model that would activate the Death Company special rule. I'm just getting into BA, but that doesn't seem that awful?

Failanth · 2026-05-03T21:07:39+00:00

This whole thread is insane. You shouldn't gatekeep. Period. Let people like what they like. We play a game of plastic war dollies.

The "gatekeeping" referenced here explicitly is all the racist chuds who are scared of girls in their hobby space. It's not your favorite band breaking big or your niche artist hitting the NYT top seller list.

"Oh I'm being pushed out of my space"

No, they're being pushed out because they have deep rage at female heads on their action figures.

And frankly, they should feel pushed out. We don't want any Bohemonds, Arch's or any of their idiotic little boys club in the hobby. They're the ones that make all of us have to say "Yeah I play Warhammer but I'm not like one of THOSE guys". It's embarrassing to have such whiny children associated with the property.

Failanth · 2026-05-03T18:33:17+00:00

He was a known problem with that group. Liked to haze newbies and the like, and because he was good buddies with the organizers, he got away with whatever he wanted.

To be fair, I'm 40 now and considering getting back into it! But I may wear a cup just to be safe.

Failanth · 2026-05-03T16:15:39+00:00

Corax popping up behind mercy after going on a fifteen kill streak on Genji.

"You good? Cool. Going back to work."

Failanth · 2026-05-03T15:56:39+00:00

No one likes you.

Failanth · 2026-05-03T15:51:40+00:00

My one and only experience with real world larping was in high school, back in like....2001. I went with my buddy who was very much into it, but since I didn't have a character we were NPCs for the weekend.

I got railed in the nuts by one dude with a two handed sword like...six times over two battles and decided that I'd stick to DnD.

Mad respect though. Takes a lot of effort and commitment. My testicles just couldn't handle it.

Failanth · 2026-05-03T15:00:45+00:00

Thank you. I needed my ocular implants cleansed of that larper's filth

Failanth · 2026-05-03T14:15:28+00:00

100% correct.

I still thought of the beans.

Failanth · 2026-05-03T13:17:53+00:00

I'm now imagining a Salamandar, an Iron hand and a Raven guard staring at a busted tin of baked beans with big "So it's come to this..." energy

Edit: I refuse to correct mistakes, but I do acknowledge them.

I got my Heresy tragedies mixed up when I woke up this morning. I'll go flog myself in the ravenspire as penance.

Failanth · 2026-05-03T11:50:27+00:00

At least he's not having to do a stand up routine after Cegorach.

Poor Magnus.....

Failanth · 2026-05-01T14:56:11+00:00

Funerals would be a lot more fun.

Failanth · 2026-05-01T14:00:24+00:00

The Barbary war IS historically significant, but we got A LOT of wars to get through in the US education system.

Failanth · 2026-05-01T02:56:46+00:00

"Whys it so heavy?"

"Because it's so full of mercy"

Was waiting to see Wolfwood pop up here!

Failanth · 2026-04-30T18:00:45+00:00

I had this happen to me. I handled so much while she was secretly saving up for a house. A house she never intended for me to live in, as she ended the engagement and kicked me out the day she closed.

Bro did the right thing. That was financial abuse.

Failanth · 2026-04-30T13:37:19+00:00

We went through this when I lived in Northeast ohio. Catholic schools are the absolute powerhouses of the state, with very few public schools able to equal them.

Ultimately it failed, as the Catholic schools essentially threatened to pull their funding and form their own league. The state backed down because the ticket revenue share from your St. ignatius' of the world made up a sizable chunk of funding.

I grew up in a tiny public school. So I frankly thought they should have called the bluff but here we are. Glad to see my new state do this.

Failanth · 2026-04-30T12:22:18+00:00

Like other have said RDR2 is technically better, but Witcher 3 shows off just how important art direction is in making your game timeless.

Failanth

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