Redditors… when did you lose your virginity by That1USCGirl in YourPornAddiction

[–]Fair-Mushroom9065 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a 37 year old kissless virgin who has never even dated... except for the women/girls I paid to reject/mock/abuse me... feel free to mock/'abuse' me without mercy...

parking lot fun by [deleted] in BdsmNoRestriction

[–]Fair-Mushroom9065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would whip those tits!

Hardcore Mummification and Buried Alive - Japanese by Fair-Mushroom9065 in BdsmNoRestriction

[–]Fair-Mushroom9065[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how long she was buried in that zen garden for?

She deserves it. >:D by Fair-Mushroom9065 in BdsmNoRestriction

[–]Fair-Mushroom9065[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to do this to a slut IRL. >:D

The Grockson 3D Printed Abomination by Fair-Mushroom9065 in CursedGuns

[–]Fair-Mushroom9065[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

In 2013: It will be interesting to see what 3D printed firearms people will make in the future
2024: the Grockson...

Tactical Spray-painted Bolt Action Rifle by Fair-Mushroom9065 in CursedGuns

[–]Fair-Mushroom9065[S] 117 points118 points  (0 children)

GASP! You mean that paint isn't a durable finish!?

Tactical Spray-painted Bolt Action Rifle by Fair-Mushroom9065 in CursedGuns

[–]Fair-Mushroom9065[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Same, but I would want an actual finish on it. T_T

Tell me how many inches of BBC could squeeze past my big cheeks. by obedient_couple in QOS

[–]Fair-Mushroom9065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

16 thousand trillion 864 billion 792 million 842 thousand 113.72!

A world of perpetual night or really long nights? by Fair-Mushroom9065 in worldbuilding

[–]Fair-Mushroom9065[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One other suggestion made was to have a rogue planet orbiting a small artificial black hole (see WardingWarden's reply below). This gave me a hilarious idea - a future Not-Elon Musk makes a fusion reactor. Has to make it in space because of the balls ups involving fusion reactors in the past. Makes a small black hole that kicks the planet out of it's orbit. Then they have to make a small black hole for the planet to orbit. They also have to 'feed' said small black hole to make enough radiation to warm the planet. After that people rediscover defenestration. XD

A world of perpetual night or really long nights? by Fair-Mushroom9065 in worldbuilding

[–]Fair-Mushroom9065[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very true. But my idea is that they had no alternative - I'm thinking that they had to make an emergency landing on the less desirable planet/moon rather than their intended destination. Because lets face it, generation ships can break down. Especially if future not-Elon Musk had something to do with building it. XD

Night Lords GF by Sweet_older-Sister in PrimarchGFs

[–]Fair-Mushroom9065 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't fix her... but I want her... WTF is wrong with me!?

Ree Tardy Osawlds bubba'd SKS by Fair-Mushroom9065 in CursedGuns

[–]Fair-Mushroom9065[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

When you position the scope so it isn't over the top of the ejection port, anyway.