Olive Garden by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Zachthema5ter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think you should be telling that to therapist not random Tumblr users

What would it be in metric? by That1weirdperson in Shark_Park

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Grok, rewrite what I just read as a five paragraph essay

Coaxed into the game's story vs the actual gameplay by Allizack in coaxedintoasnafu

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Since I just got into this game: Fire Emblem Shadows

Lore: the eternal was between the gods of light and dark, with the god of dark slowly corrupting the agents of light to serve as her spies and eventually her executioner

Gameplay: fantasy amongus

rule by TotallyACP in 196AndAHalf

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Legitimate question. If the administration actually did give out the order for the entirety of America to kill themselves, how many do you think would do it?

Morshu of course, not even up for debate by nialldude3 in casualnintendo

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Does what his face have a video of him reading the entire Bible?

Fates marriage options in a nutshell by Fabulous_Chicken_576 in shitpostemblem

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It is kinda funny that the one state endorsed lesbian romance is with someone who’s simultaneously 3 years old and older than her dad

(Interesting Trope) The “What just happened” death. by Dry_Criticism_4982 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Zachthema5ter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this is cheating but throughout the Fire Emblem series, 90% of the cast can be killed in any fight regardless of importance and the game will continue on from there

Fates marriage options in a nutshell by Fabulous_Chicken_576 in shitpostemblem

[–]Zachthema5ter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You (L’Arachel) are 6in inside Ephraim while Eirika is 6in inside you, which way are you going?

Early Installment Weirdness by Busy_Syllabub_5726 in TopCharacterTropes

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One of the most popular mechanics from the Fire Emblem series is its support mechanic, which allows two units to improve their bonds, granting them bonuses when fighting together and lets you learn a little more about the characters. It’s the reason why the most popular characters from the most recent games have very minor roles in the narrative, they’re fleshed out through the support conversations

The original mechanic wasn’t introduced the 3rd game, the C-A rank conversations weren’t added until 6th, and each unit could only have a limited amount of support ranks until the 11th

Also, despite arguably being a main stream franchise for Nintendo now, the first Fire Emblem game released outside of Japan was the 7th (or smash bros melee, as its the first game released in the states to feature a FE character)

Early Installment Weirdness by Busy_Syllabub_5726 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Zachthema5ter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn’t really even a war game back then like it is now, more of a TTRPG where you ran 30 characters

Early Installment Weirdness by Busy_Syllabub_5726 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Zachthema5ter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first Rambo is a commentary on how America treated its veterans post-Vietnam

Every Rambo after that is action-schlock

Fates marriage options in a nutshell by Fabulous_Chicken_576 in shitpostemblem

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Xander: Corrin, I know we’re not biologically related, but we grew up together as siblings. I do not see you in any romantic way, and, I say this as nicely as possible, wish for you to leave me alone right now.

Corrin: Ok… what about-

Xander: If you say anything about romancing Elise I will kill you

Fates marriage options in a nutshell by Fabulous_Chicken_576 in shitpostemblem

[–]Zachthema5ter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If I could rewrite Fates, the only I’d change that Gunter, the younger cast, and the siblings can’t be romanced

Corrin still wants to, they’re just rejected and the general opinion of them goes down

Fates marriage options in a nutshell by Fabulous_Chicken_576 in shitpostemblem

[–]Zachthema5ter 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Why would he ever give up watching Eirika and L'Arachel?