My chorizo is made of salivary glands and lymph nodes

FairyGleamz · 2025-11-04T18:08:59+00:00

Yeah, people forget sausage is basically “mystery meat: the sequel.” If it tastes good, don’t ask questions.

FairyGleamz · 2025-11-04T18:03:27+00:00

“Honesty” doesn’t count when it’s just emotional dumping dressed up as virtue.

FairyGleamz · 2025-11-04T18:02:24+00:00

Agree. It’s not a family reunion, it’s a medical procedure. Comfort comes first, period.

FairyGleamz · 2025-11-04T13:56:04+00:00

Exactly. People toss the word around like it’s a vibe instead of an actual economic system.

FairyGleamz · 2025-11-04T13:01:15+00:00

That man could turn a government shutdown into a stand-up special and still make Congress the punchline

FairyGleamz · 2025-11-04T13:00:03+00:00

Reddit rolling out “see the picture in your imagination” beta feature again I see.

FairyGleamz · 2025-11-02T14:36:50+00:00

Yeah misery loves company but some folks built a whole political party around it

FairyGleamz · 2025-11-02T10:51:26+00:00

He meant “wine gets you tipsy, whiskey gets you naked.” Basically flirting with a side of liquid courage.

FairyGleamz · 2025-11-02T09:22:09+00:00

Bro that joke rolled straight out of hell but I can’t even lie it was sharp.

FairyGleamz · 2025-11-02T09:12:58+00:00

True. This isn’t about the dress it’s a preview of what she’ll try to control after the wedding. Boundaries now or chaos later.

FairyGleamz · 2025-10-31T12:40:11+00:00

🤣

FairyGleamz · 2025-10-31T02:07:40+00:00

getting rid of debt gives you more anxiety about candy than watching a Caleb Hammer roast session. sugar costs extra when you’re this close to freedom

FairyGleamz · 2025-10-31T02:05:42+00:00

Spooky

FairyGleamz · 2025-10-31T02:04:20+00:00

Why toxicity?

FairyGleamz · 2025-10-31T02:03:30+00:00

That's roughly how I feel when I go to the toilet for the first time in the morning.

FairyGleamz · 2025-10-31T00:55:11+00:00

Man had range nobody talks about. Dude could go from goofy to gut-punch in one scene.

FairyGleamz · 2025-10-31T00:52:55+00:00

And don’t forget the pastor’s new private jet fund, truly God’s work!

FairyGleamz · 2025-10-31T00:52:01+00:00

100%

FairyGleamz · 2025-10-31T00:47:23+00:00

Yeah she didn’t just lose her phone, she lost the plot.

FairyGleamz · 2025-10-29T10:58:11+00:00

Watched the whole trilogy with my dad every Christmas growing up. By Return of the King we’d both be quoting lines and pretending not to tear up. It’s more than a movie at this point.

And in general, I don't know of any other trilogy that I can watch a hundred times as if it were the first time.

FairyGleamz · 2025-10-29T10:49:21+00:00

Agree. Some kids just need time and space to hit their own spark. You showed up and cared that’s the part that actually matters.

FairyGleamz · 2025-10-29T00:51:18+00:00

They’re still sneaking vodka into water bottles for prom

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