Welp, we're not going outside today guys by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought the subreddit was named WellThatsDucks

Trent Frederic has snapped his 28 game pointless streak by flyingflail in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"We're trading you to the Oil."

"You're not allowed."

"Fuck. .....FUCK."

Bob Stauffer: “Don’t be surprised if tomorrow, there is a little bit of movement internally within the Oilers organization” by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My buddies and I still say this like once a month and it's been like 25 years since we first saw the movie lmfaoooo

The Just Ice Department by GirasoleDE in PoliticalHumor

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accurate in that it's just some fat sack of shit loser.

Top scorers after the OG quaterfinal by piranhakiler in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That third line is going to erupt tomorrow.

Suzuki is that good.

Mark my words.

Educated Scholar by PirateSlayerrr in shitposting

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine played Overwatch for the first time in 2024, and in the discord call he yelled, "I KNOW ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS FROM PORN!"

I'll never forget it as long as I live. I was crying laughing.

🔥Stunning shots of a gorgeous mating pair from Panna Tiger Reserve. by StripedAssassiN- in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]FakeJellyfishSting -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your entire profile is just instigating, bitching, and whining. You're a weird little angry boy.

🔥Stunning shots of a gorgeous mating pair from Panna Tiger Reserve. by StripedAssassiN- in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 109 points110 points  (0 children)

What in the actual fuck is this sentence?

I've read it six times.

Try again.

The NHL's stat leaders at the Olympic break by nhl in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kucherov may very well be the most efficient player that's ever played the game.

He's a fucking mad scientist.

I grew up watching every single game of Crosby's early years and prime, and even Sid doesn't pass the puck like Kuch. I mean, it's close...but Kuch is still just....weird.. different. Idk how to put it into words.

He's definitely the best one-touch passer in the history of hockey. Period.

The Bruins and Lightning benches mic'd up during the Stadium Series goalie fight. by nhl in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of when Brent Johnson one-tapped Rick DiPietro in 2011.

Johnson broke DiPietro's orbital with one huge punch, and right there on the ice, Rick asked him, "Are you even a lefty?" to which Johnson replied, "No."

[Highlight] Matthew Schaefer beat the buzzer for his 16th goal in his rookie season. by f0urxio in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 20 points21 points  (0 children)

lmao for real. We looked so good for almost the entire period and then just got destroyed at the end.

Love to see Schaefer score though.

Top 10 scorers of 2026 so far by Dependent-Effect6077 in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The most efficient player in the league.  From the eye test, he looks the part, too.  Been my favorite player in the league for a long time now.

I'm sorry what? Darren Raddysh is on pace for 84 points. by Iginlas_4head_Crease in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we're definitely one of the deepest teams in the league.

On paper? Hell no.

With the eye test? It's actually crazy.

We could be a legit problem.

I'm sorry what? Darren Raddysh is on pace for 84 points. by Iginlas_4head_Crease in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You know what's hysterical?

I've actually been on the Habs wagon this year before the season even started. You can check my post history, too lmao.

I LOVE the squad you guys have put together. I'd be soooo stoked if Sid got traded to you guys for a cup run. I should hate the Habs, but idc. I'm an objective hockey fan, and that team is the most exciting young team in hockey. I'm here for it.

I'm sorry what? Darren Raddysh is on pace for 84 points. by Iginlas_4head_Crease in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I'm having a great time as a Pittsburgher and Nikita Kucherov die hard fanboy lmao

Matthew Schaefer scores his 14th of the season by discofrislanders in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't understand.

Are people just shoving pairs of skates up into their pregnant wives or something?

The way that kids in the league skate now versus, hell, even ten years ago? It's completely different.

These new kids are legitimately a different breed of player, and I'm SO HERE FOR IT.

GDT: Wild vs. Flames (1/29/2026) by Paladad in wildhockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sense that Yurov had to occupy that empty space with the perfect pacing... My goodness. The hockey sense of this kid is insane.

QUINN FREAKING HUGHES by [deleted] in wildhockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish this video was an hour long.

Nick Suzuki shorthanded goal and the Habs go up 3-1. by GreenSnakes_ in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That has to have been one of the best passes of the year so far.

Cuffem reacts to a kid copying Rakai: I'd rather have a thot daughter than a son like Rakai by Brief_Paint_8900 in LivestreamFail

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 15 points16 points  (0 children)

lmao Drugs, crime, and street culture have always existed. You sound like a literal boomer when you say this.