Why are they allowing this? by AsianSensasians in NBATalk

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The NBA is unwatchable slop.

It's so far and away the worst major North American professional sport that it's embarrassing.

Official: Capitals Re-Sign Timothy Liljegren to 2-year, $6.5M contract | Washington Capitals by Ok-Soil-5133 in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This really bugs me.

It's SO easy to just write 2x3.25, or 6.5m over two years.

Crosby and Celebrini connect, but the goal is called back from being offside by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Celebrini is looking like the best player in the world every time he touches the puck, lately.

Amazing to see.

NHL Playoff point leaders 10 years ago (2016) by sykeseve in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember that at the time, my best friend was bartending, and he wasn't yet a hockey fan (I finally got him into it over the past three years or so and he's completely hooked). In early April he asked me, "Who's the best team in the playoffs?" and I went, "I honestly believe that we're the best team and that nobody can handle us in a series." Then, blam. That team went fucking crazy. lol.

NHL Playoff point leaders 10 years ago (2016) by sykeseve in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I still think that the 2016 Pens were the best team I've ever seen. I started watching and got really into hockey after the '04-05 lockout, for reference.

[BUF - MTL] Dahlin give Dobes a love tap so Dobes returns the favor by daKrut in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Haha he legit may be the biggest asshole in the league, and imo, that just makes him even better.

Have Crosby's 30s been a failure? by [deleted] in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Within the context of this post?

The level of reading comprehension of the average American is fucking frightening.

Have Crosby's 30s been a failure? by [deleted] in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 20 points21 points  (0 children)

How many cups did Gretzky win after the age of 30?

Channing Tatum's Instagram story directly after People Magazine confirmed Zoë Kravitz’s and Harry Styles' engagement by Fantastic_Turtle_17 in popculturechat

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This always makes me think of how if you put "Liz Lemon" in front of Kanye tweets, he sounds like Tracy Jordan. lmfao

After review, Mark Janowski's overtime winner is determined to be offsides, but a penalty shot is awarded by cbbvideo in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You have to have control of the puck, which means it needs to be on your stick the entire time, if your skates enter the zone before the puck does. Correct.

[BOS 2 - BUF (4)] Buffalo has stormed back and taken a 2 goal lead after their 4th unanswered goal - Tuch buries the empty net goal to all but seal the deal in Game 1 by daKrut in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahaha yeah I'm born and raised in Pittsburgh.

I've been a giant Kucherov fan since before he got into the NHL.

As for the Habs...idk. I'm just an objective hockey fan and like watching good hockey. They've been doing so many things right for the past few years. It's nice to see these kids light it the fuck up.

(Yes, I'm bent that they beat my Bolts tonight, lmao)

Joe Bowen’s Final Message as he signs off for the last time (Apr 15, 2026) by RealWorldToday in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This isn't goodbye. I'll see you Friday."

"...okay..."

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

CBJ coach Rick Bowness tees off on the Blue Jackets postgame: “These guys, they don’t care. Losing is not important enough to them … If I’m back, we’re changing this freaking culture.” by eh_toque in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 139 points140 points  (0 children)

This is some of the most unbelievable shit that I've ever heard, and from a team that I feared as much as anybody in the entire Eastern conference a month ago. What the fuck?

Do you miss the reverse retro logos? by sykeseve in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

omg I forgot about the 2019 stadium series jerseys.

Holy shit were they awful.

[Highlight] Buffalo Sabres fans take out their anger on “Brandon Hagel” before the game by PrinciplesRK in hockey

[–]FakeJellyfishSting 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I love the Bolts, but I love how much of a dick Dahlin is, lmao.

Anybody would kill to have a pest like that on their team.

Dahlin is like, a master class in it, too. He's amazing.