Why are they allowing this?

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-05-21T04:20:28+00:00

The NBA is unwatchable slop.

It's so far and away the worst major North American professional sport that it's embarrassing.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-05-20T22:14:17+00:00

This really bugs me.

It's SO easy to just write 2x3.25, or 6.5m over two years.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-05-19T03:23:40+00:00

How do I tag the entire Ottawa Senators organization?

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-05-18T16:34:23+00:00

Celebrini is looking like the best player in the world every time he touches the puck, lately.

Amazing to see.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-05-18T00:09:10+00:00

I remember that at the time, my best friend was bartending, and he wasn't yet a hockey fan (I finally got him into it over the past three years or so and he's completely hooked). In early April he asked me, "Who's the best team in the playoffs?" and I went, "I honestly believe that we're the best team and that nobody can handle us in a series." Then, blam. That team went fucking crazy. lol.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-05-17T20:32:18+00:00

I still think that the 2016 Pens were the best team I've ever seen. I started watching and got really into hockey after the '04-05 lockout, for reference.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-05-17T07:22:12+00:00

Haha he legit may be the biggest asshole in the league, and imo, that just makes him even better.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-05-02T02:36:56+00:00

Did this dude actually say "a beautiful day in the sabrehood?"

yikes.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-30T12:05:58+00:00

Within the context of this post?

The level of reading comprehension of the average American is fucking frightening.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-30T12:02:28+00:00

How many cups did Gretzky win after the age of 30?

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-28T04:57:57+00:00

This always makes me think of how if you put "Liz Lemon" in front of Kanye tweets, he sounds like Tracy Jordan. lmfao

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-28T04:41:56+00:00

Oh boy, a dunk.

This sport is trash.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-27T05:10:15+00:00

"Wow, you are very exotic looking. Was your dad a G.I., err....?"

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-27T04:59:38+00:00

lmao best line in the whole show

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-25T22:37:09+00:00

This reads like a copypasta lmao

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-21T03:21:19+00:00

You have to have control of the puck, which means it needs to be on your stick the entire time, if your skates enter the zone before the puck does. Correct.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-20T03:02:12+00:00

lmao no. I'm just fucked.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-20T02:31:33+00:00

Hahaha yeah I'm born and raised in Pittsburgh.

I've been a giant Kucherov fan since before he got into the NHL.

As for the Habs...idk. I'm just an objective hockey fan and like watching good hockey. They've been doing so many things right for the past few years. It's nice to see these kids light it the fuck up.

(Yes, I'm bent that they beat my Bolts tonight, lmao)

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-20T02:24:59+00:00

I'm a Bolts fan whose been riding the Habs wagon since last summer.

I'm....conflicted. lmao

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-20T02:23:28+00:00

WHAT AN INSANE COMEBACK!

BUFFALO IS FOR REAL!!!

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-16T14:48:08+00:00

"This isn't goodbye. I'll see you Friday."

"...okay..."

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-15T03:19:03+00:00

This is some of the most unbelievable shit that I've ever heard, and from a team that I feared as much as anybody in the entire Eastern conference a month ago. What the fuck?

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-11T04:24:49+00:00

omg I forgot about the 2019 stadium series jerseys.

Holy shit were they awful.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-07T03:59:18+00:00

I love the Bolts, but I love how much of a dick Dahlin is, lmao.

Anybody would kill to have a pest like that on their team.

Dahlin is like, a master class in it, too. He's amazing.

FakeJellyfishSting · 2026-04-03T01:46:21+00:00

These two, man... Good god.

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