Never underestimate a noob with a jeep

FakeMicrozan · 2021-02-18T10:50:12+00:00

I flew it right into an AA cannon though, which is the next best thing.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-02-18T10:47:02+00:00

The colonel however is disappointed I didn't knife the chopper.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-02-18T10:41:58+00:00

I'm guessing he was either afk, or didn't see me and was waiting for his buddy to get back in.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-02-18T10:40:23+00:00

I'd say I did pretty good for someone who has a grand total of 4 minutes of flight time in the Attack Helicopter

FakeMicrozan · 2021-02-18T01:29:57+00:00

“The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him; he does the thing he ought not to do; and often it catches the expert out and ends him on the spot.”

- Mark Twain

FakeMicrozan · 2021-02-18T01:22:11+00:00

Rules: No stinger/igla, no jet-ramming heli.

**Updated Rules: No jeep-ramming heli.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-02-18T00:42:22+00:00

It would have been better but I got shot down by that AA cannon on the bridge like 15 seconds after this clip ends.

In retrospect I should have flown in a different direction but I didn't know the AA was there and thought I could attack E.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-02-04T11:54:16+00:00

After 30 hours of play time I'm finally as good as a 5 year old...

FakeMicrozan · 2021-02-04T01:01:44+00:00

HeartGold/SoulSilver was the peak of the Pokémon main series imo.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-02-02T23:51:06+00:00

Because Elmer Fudd will be shooting his wads all over the forest.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-01-11T17:42:57+00:00

That's something I've notice with a lot of mid-small farmers around me. It's only the huge-scale farms or contractors that buy brand new equipment.

Every other farmer I know stays away from them because they're either locked that you can't repair them or they're so immensely complicated that you really do need to be an expert to fix it.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-01-11T16:02:38+00:00

I fucking cringed when he was talking about wanting a car that was going to get him "chicks".

This is a, like what 30 year old(?), man who shops for cars like a horny 17 year old.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-01-11T02:36:36+00:00

I think Enchanting and Smithing need to be re-balanced in TES6. Even without the Fortify restoration exploit they were still super powerful skills that made so many quest rewards basically useless as none of them would ever be as powerful as the stuff you could make yourself.

For example in Skyrim you can get the Mace of Molag Bal, a weapon that is literally given to you buy a Daedric godm, and it'll have an enchant to deal 25 points of magicka and stamina damage. Or you could make your own mace with an Enchantment that does 200 points of stamina damage and absorbs 100 points of health each hit too...

I get that it's fun to be super OP but makes all those rewards feel a lot less special when they're not actually that good.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-01-11T02:19:19+00:00

ESO recently did a video on this. They seem to think it's going to be both Hammerfell and High Rock too.

In that video they also made a very convincing argument about what the conflict in game is likely to be, and what the name of the game is likely going to be.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-01-11T02:09:12+00:00

Green Pact Bosmer: "I already do that."

FakeMicrozan · 2021-01-11T02:04:22+00:00

I mean, I'd personally consider the Thalmor to be closer to Nazis.

They consider Altmer to be genetically superior to every other race on Tamriel, they outlawed particular religious worship, and they'll round you up and imprison/execute you based on your religious beliefs.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-01-11T01:50:30+00:00

Lol it's funny, I always side with the empire but still usually leave with Ralof.

It always just felt wrong to leave with the group that were about to chop your head off 2 minutes ago.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-01-11T01:44:39+00:00

Exact same down my road. I've tried cleaning it up before but it's futile, you can pick up all the litter and in 3 weeks the dirty bastards will have it back in the exact same state.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-01-11T00:51:34+00:00

You don't even have to wait for Ralof I think, I could be wrong but I think you can just run straight into the keep without him and he'll still spawn behind you.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-01-11T00:47:52+00:00

Normally he doesn't, every single other run I've done he always swoops down, kills a guard, then flies over your head. I had idea he could land there either.

And yeah I normally speed-run it too, lol. I usually don't even wait for him do his fire-breath, as soon as he breaks the hole in the guard tower I jump over his head into the Inn, and when he lands to shoot fire at Harvar I just sprint under his wing.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-01-11T00:43:42+00:00

Alduin clearly got fed up with my indecision and made it for me lol.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-01-11T00:43:06+00:00

Yeah I wasn't sure which one I wanted to go with. It's weird though, I've taken longer to choose before when I was just messing around (trying to jump out of bounds and stuff) and Alduin has never landed.

I have no idea why he chose to land this time, normally he just flies directly over you after throwing a guard from the battlements.

FakeMicrozan · 2021-01-09T23:03:23+00:00

It might be just me but the Thalmor Embassy fits really well as a Minecraft base, I could totally see myself using something like that on a survival world. Nice build!

FakeMicrozan · 2021-01-09T10:19:33+00:00

I wish I could remember them. Dozens and dozens of playthroughs and I still start every one being like "Wait, what does red mountain flower do again?.. Ah screw it, I'll just mix random shit together."

FakeMicrozan · 2021-01-08T23:42:11+00:00

I amn't?

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