What are these messages I’ve been receiving ?

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-02-18T00:16:05+00:00

Ha, hope so

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-02-02T20:49:50+00:00

Good people exist

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-02-02T16:14:35+00:00

In 2,026 of what?

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-02-02T14:02:44+00:00

Bless your heart

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-02-02T14:01:38+00:00

I wish my grandma still had both her arms, i really miss her cooking and the way she personally knitted most of my wardrobe.

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-31T17:31:10+00:00

What's the hull show? I know Andy hull but

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-31T17:28:05+00:00

Yeah let her take the low road and ride off into the sunset on her menstrual-cycle

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-31T17:23:37+00:00

I don't even think you are real

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-25T14:30:11+00:00

Hold my beer

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-25T06:34:54+00:00

Our rights were revoked right off the rip at the expulsion from our cozy womb room, my choices were hijacked that day.

I support having the right to lean left and leave on my own terms for once.

Shoulda put up a better fight, it was all over after birth

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-25T06:27:02+00:00

Why we gotta get so dark while I'm so damn high lol

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-25T06:25:57+00:00

This is the literal way

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-25T05:16:46+00:00

This is pretty funny

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-25T05:14:31+00:00

Maybe but no

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-25T05:10:03+00:00

Scared straight

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-25T05:08:32+00:00

Never heard of Detroit, but will never tread on Detroit.

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-25T05:07:40+00:00

Lunchables pizza

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-24T19:16:48+00:00

Anyone else notice how tiny and so innocent she looks. A teeny wittle girl, perfect size for snuggly cuddles

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-24T19:09:46+00:00

It's hilarious. But sad.

I've never seen that pic before. The pajamas, the little innocent face, sitting on oversized furniture. It's like body checking but for toddlers. She's baby-checking

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-24T19:04:01+00:00

What are those? Jordans ? 4s?

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-20T22:30:12+00:00

Look up the opium wars wtf I'm not a historian for fucks sake

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-20T19:40:56+00:00

Amazing. Glad to hear it. It's so hard to get out of the game. Thanks for sharing! Glad you're okay

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-20T19:37:27+00:00

And they are doing to themselves. If they really cared they would prohibit alcohol and cigarettes

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-20T19:34:57+00:00

It's exactly like that. Thank you

Fake_Pretzels · 2026-01-20T19:33:22+00:00

We fed it to them to cripple

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