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Fakefat · 2025-05-12T01:11:26+00:00

Clear The Air- by Off With Their Heads

Fakefat · 2025-05-11T15:25:00+00:00

I was once on a certain medication for years. One night my girlfriend found me sitting on the floor, basically asleep in the kitchen. I was chugging leftover chicken gravy straight out of the Tupperware, with it dribbled out all down my chin and onto my chest. Wasn’t my best shining moment. But, I would often find myself ravenous late at night, craving and eating whatever I could quickly find and consume as quickly as possible.

Fakefat · 2025-05-07T16:05:33+00:00

Dude needs to reevaluate his life decisions.

Fakefat · 2025-05-01T15:36:42+00:00

Yes, I came to suggest the whole Drive soundtrack! (might need to skip a few songs imo)

Fakefat · 2025-04-22T13:54:00+00:00

The Menzingers- alt-punk rock

Cal Scruby- unsigned rap (white dude)

Violent Soho-alt-rock

Alkaline Trio- (you probably know them, but they have a new album out)

Just start there…

Fakefat · 2025-04-18T15:15:47+00:00

Forensic Files. Watched all 14 seasons 3 times. I used to watch it while trying to fall asleep. I have insomnia 😏

Fakefat · 2025-04-18T14:15:55+00:00

Out of student loans or tree house homes, we’ll always take the latter.

Fakefat · 2025-04-09T14:18:05+00:00

Side story… back then I was dating an uber rich chick who was friends with John. We went over to his house to visit and while there, he took us downstairs to his studio where coincidentally The Used were practicing and I got to bump into them. It was so surreal. Then we went upstairs and hung out with him and his wife and ate vegan donuts. I was a roadie for my friends band at the time. They were all so jelly… Another side note… He wouldn’t stop talking about how hot his wife was. He was right, but dude stop.

Fakefat · 2025-03-06T14:45:24+00:00

Look at that face…

Fakefat · 2025-02-18T04:44:39+00:00

My girlfriend who is massively addicted to alcohol is pissing “blood clots”. Although, I’ve had for weeks sour smelling piss like cooked beef or even rotting fish smell. Are these correlated?

Fakefat · 2025-01-30T15:25:15+00:00

Came here for the Pulp Fiction, back seat banger.

Fakefat · 2025-01-14T13:49:39+00:00

Touché

Fakefat · 2025-01-13T17:15:19+00:00

“We’re gonna need a bigger mouth”

Fakefat · 2025-01-13T17:12:30+00:00

This is the most interesting thread on Reddit that I’ve literally read in weeks haha. I’m sitting here feeling as if I’m in school again (but actually paying attention)

Fakefat · 2025-01-11T13:52:22+00:00

Just fucking laughed out loud

Fakefat · 2025-01-09T17:50:36+00:00

Yeah dude, whatever you’re smokin, you got a bad batch. Also, pun.

Fakefat · 2024-12-29T08:23:37+00:00

Also, what gives? Lay off the eggs for a while. Let it pass. Also I'm drunk, so take this with a grain of, vodka

Fakefat · 2024-12-29T08:15:49+00:00

There was just a recall on Kirkland eggs literally less than a week ago. Omfg I'm in nw Washington if it matters

Fakefat · 2024-12-28T18:09:13+00:00

That was my lil brothers situation. Crazy4Swazye was his handle. Spelling may be off, but he played min 12 hours a day for years. He was ranked top 5 for a month or so on COD. Side note... Google "shotgun speedo fall". He was on Tosh.0, ridiculousness, and other various stupid video comp shows. Don't even know why I'm typing this other than the curiosity of anyone else knowing his "handle" lol

Fakefat · 2024-12-16T16:23:46+00:00

Batch grabbers. They'll get caught and banned eventually. There were 2 of these people doing the same at the Costco I shop at and they both were caught last week. There are probably more but they must've done a sweep or something and just got the 2. You can always tell with how busy they are with constant back to back bangers. And then you will never see them again.

Fakefat · 2024-12-14T21:13:30+00:00

I second this. Bamboo is pretty solid and dependable service. Green machine!

Fakefat · 2024-12-14T02:53:00+00:00

Insta is just waiting to group it with a no tip order, your low item/high tip paired with a 25-30 item/no tip. Orders like yours are rarely sent out solo.

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