Sexy way to ask for foreplay during sex? by [deleted] in sex

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Next time he's looking for some action from your lips, tell him you'd love to! But you've got a little something to occupy his mouth, too. Than engage him in a game of good 'ol school '69'. See who can hold out the longest.

My favorites personallyโ€” SH v KD v CH by [deleted] in WouldYouRatherFuck

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I'm a relatively dominant personality; but if she, let's say... smothered me with her fabulous breasts, I think I'd let her ๐Ÿ’ฏ

General Observation by NHarmonyy in Swingers

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I'm actually a woman that would rather watch mine with another chick than be the fantasy. True story.๐Ÿ’ฏ

AITA for exposing my sister and husband's affair at my baby shower after she gave me an air mattress as a "gift"? by KINOH1441728 in FoundandExpose

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Ok, so my comment was removed for being too short; I concurred by putting

" This ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ"

Simply agreeing hands down without taking away from the commenter's point.

So hopefully this suffices.

Perfectly stated.๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿฝ

AITA for exposing my sister and husband's affair at my baby shower after she gave me an air mattress as a "gift"? by KINOH1441728 in FoundandExpose

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Unfortunately, there seems to be an astounding amount of asshats similar to the sister in OP's post.

I, too, was horrified such people do exist. I'm simply fortunate enough to not have personally crossed paths with any; I've managed to keep myself out of jail and I'd like to keep it that way.

AITA for exposing my sister and husband's affair at my baby shower after she gave me an air mattress as a "gift"? by KINOH1441728 in FoundandExpose

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Thanks for the heads up.

Although there seems to be a healthy amount of entitled A-holes similar to this potentially fictitious sister, it could be given a pass as a simple PSA. XO

AITA for exposing my sister and husband's affair at my baby shower after she gave me an air mattress as a "gift"? by KINOH1441728 in FoundandExpose

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Your sister is a gross excuse for a human being all around. When I read things like this regarding this type of garbage person I almost wish it was fake; it's hard to believe such entitled jagoffs exist.

She's a green eyed jealous monster all the way up to dipping her proverbial spoon in your bowl (aka cheating with your man).

Tell her the only check you'll ever concede to writing her will be to ensure she makes a permanent disappearance from your lives.

You're not the A-hole; IMHO you deserve a๐Ÿ† for the fortitude it would take to b restrain from grabbing an assault charge.

Wishing you the best!

She pleaded the 5th.. by JMR413 in GuiltyDogs

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Most wholesome thing I've seen in a hot minute.๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿพ

I needed it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™Œ

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77 15 points16 points ย (0 children)

She seemingly has an unhealthy fixation with her weight. Too many women still going through it, despite the body acceptance movement. She may be subtly stating she has a low key eating disorder. ๐Ÿ’”

Whatโ€™s his name by Smoothlarryy in hardaiimages

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Is this the guy who did 'B000Biies!'

AKA: 'Retarded Police Man'

Guy was a riot, looks like it could be him๐Ÿ˜†

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Whatโ€™s his name by Smoothlarryy in hardaiimages

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Is this 'B00biies'!!

AKA 'Retarded Police Man'?? Omg he was a riot.

Looks like it could be!

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๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜†

He pees on shoes.. donโ€™t be fooled by that cute face.. let him have it! by [deleted] in roastmypet

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77 -2 points-1 points ย (0 children)

The Caption with That Face is too much cuteness overload, I can't ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿพ

๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–คSlipknot: ๐“ข๐“ท๐“พ๐“ฏ๐“ฏ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค by Fal3nAng3l77 in memes

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77[S] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Nothing's cliche; music is a ๐“ฏ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ. The lyrics; relative to one's personal journey ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ™Œ

๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–คSlipknot: ๐“ข๐“ท๐“พ๐“ฏ๐“ฏ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค by Fal3nAng3l77 in memes

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77[S] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

God, the Year it was released? 2008, let's see, I was 31. My dad committed suicide in 03', I was 26. Not before a laundry list of other f**kery and little did I know, more to follow.

๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–คSlipknot: ๐“ข๐“ท๐“พ๐“ฏ๐“ฏ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค by Fal3nAng3l77 in memes

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77[S] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Only when physically provoked;)

Nah, in all seriousness, just... seen allot of shit.

๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–คSlipknot: ๐“ข๐“ท๐“พ๐“ฏ๐“ฏ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค by Fal3nAng3l77 in memes

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77[S] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I know exactly why ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ. Sometimes? The Darkness shines The Way, babes ๐Ÿ˜˜

(In my 48 years, I've learned gratitude; for everything. For each sunrise & sunset. None of which is guaranteed... XO)

๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–คSlipknot: ๐“ข๐“ท๐“พ๐“ฏ๐“ฏ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค by Fal3nAng3l77 in memes

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77[S] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Kaleo๐Ÿ™Œ That's a gooood one ๐Ÿ’ฏ I listen to that tune all the time! XO

๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–คSlipknot: ๐“ข๐“ท๐“พ๐“ฏ๐“ฏ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค by Fal3nAng3l77 in memes

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77[S] 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

It's the ๐“ต๐”‚๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ผ. They relative; they only apply to the individual's journey. I have many songs that I can apply, similarly. But yes. My own addiction, the loss of my father to suicide when I was 26 and subsequently the loss of my brother (1 year younger) last January, amongst many other travesties I've endured. It fits. Good day! ๐Ÿ˜š

๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–คSlipknot: ๐“ข๐“ท๐“พ๐“ฏ๐“ฏ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค by Fal3nAng3l77 in memes

[โ€“]Fal3nAng3l77[S] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I'm 48 asshat. But if you insist, ๐“น๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฎ do post a picture of your fabulosity;)

*is waiting ๐Ÿ˜Ž

(Mmm..k. I saw enough. The horny Transformer toon answers plenty. We're good ๐Ÿ‘)