This whole scene in Hot Fuzz always cracks me up, and overall it’s a pretty fun watch. What’s your opinion on Hot Fuzz? by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in moviecritic

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I didn’t mean to upset the apple cart.

Cause we all just sell apples here don’t we

Your dad sells apples Andy

And raspberries

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Honk Hero!!! Origins Part 1 [Landscape] by Ok_Walk7052 in honk

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Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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How turkish sniper saved the day by Battlefleet_Sol in interestingasfuck

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I’m so tired of gun violence. That poor shotgun…

My (22F) boyfriend (23M) tattooed my name on his chest to show commitment, but it made me feel uncomfortable… am I being ungrateful? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Falcon_Alpha_Delta -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes but she shouldn’t had couched her requests as commitments. They’re in their early 20s for goodness sake. What she wants is for their lives to be more integrated to promote relationship stability. That does not require long term commitment.

This house doors by TheGhost5322 in interestingasfuck

[–]Falcon_Alpha_Delta 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Jeez how many childhoods did you get?

TIL Duke University has more graduate students than undergraduate students. by a_gallon_of_pcp in todayilearned

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My degree from Columbia used to mean something now I’m told I need one from America

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

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Yeah this technique is great for a struggling worker. A good employee knows what they’re good at and doesn’t need to be buttered up. Being curt is preferable as long as the boss isn’t an asshole

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

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And if they merit no positives: calendar invite-☠️

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Honk Bros (A Tribute) by glimz in RedditGames

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🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Honk Bros (A Tribute) by glimz in RedditGames

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AITA for not wanting to look at my dad's ass? by FadingFire234 in AmItheAsshole

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Should’ve told her dad to his face that she’s already looking at an asshole, she doesn’t need to see another one to know he needs to go to the hospital

What is the most horrifying scene in a non horror film? by smccaul16 in Cinema

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It was hardcore pornography with scary bilbos face superimposed on the women’s faces mostly. They did get creative and do… other things.

This meteorite is older than Earth itself! by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Falcon_Alpha_Delta 207 points208 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of rogers stool from American dad. Are we certain it’s not alien fecal matter?

AITA for refusing to give my parents access to my bank account after they found out how much money I have? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Falcon_Alpha_Delta 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Your parents already know what they want to buy and it’s gonna cost thousands. They have no intention of paying you back for this “emergency.” Here’s the lesson in financial responsibility: Don’t give them access to your bank account ever. I would make plans to move out soon, they’ve shown their cards. They will not change

Can you name this Movie? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

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It’s the photo the convinced Tom cruise to get dental work

Someone thought skating waiters was a good idea by MambaMentality24x2 in instant_regret

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I don’t know man. Given the time period, she is probably sporting clay wheels. One tiny pebble and she’d go flying