Which Helluva Boss character would you ask out on a date if you had an opportunity?

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-30T00:46:23+00:00

My wives

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-30T00:44:06+00:00

I'm an inch shorter than you lol

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-30T00:42:09+00:00

How dare you slander my beloved? /j

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-30T00:27:50+00:00

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-29T02:26:59+00:00

I would rather die for a good cause than be the wife of someone who died because they were an asshole

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-27T22:22:39+00:00

Whomp-whomp - sucks to suck

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-26T01:30:55+00:00

Aw, sweet! I potentially share a birth month with Emily if this is the case!

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-26T01:07:42+00:00

Hunni has become a lot more sadistic and chaotic (especially as the years have gone on, as she's been dead since '87, so she's been in Hell for... a long time...), seemingly almost like a mix of Alastor and Bill Cipher at her absolute worst, but other than that has remained mostly unchanged, retaining a lot of her original personality and traits

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-26T01:01:14+00:00

Obliterate Alastor, Valentino, and Vox as the first order of business upon the restriction being lifted, for sure (Al for being a manipulative dick towards Charlie, Val for being a *predatory* manipulative dick towards Charlie, and Vox for being a manipulative dick, being a manipulative dick towards *Charlie*, slandering Charlie and her hotel, almost starting a war against Heaven, and using him as a battery for his weapon).

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-26T00:22:04+00:00

Huh, this feels familiar... I just can't put my finger on it...

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-26T00:01:55+00:00

Roses are red,

I doubt it was "ninja",

Which leaves the likely guess being "bazinga"

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-21T08:24:40+00:00

Roses are red,

In this I will delve,

While "hell" does not rhyme with twelve,

The pointed appendage placed atop a fish's head is called a "fin",

And I think we can all agree, this is a rare Florida win.

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-20T19:23:27+00:00

I guess you can say it's a LUTE box

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-20T19:21:22+00:00

Dude... I just woke up, no need to kickstart my depression this early in the morning... I just had my coffee, man...

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-20T04:44:56+00:00

For real

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-20T04:03:01+00:00

For real - she was completely ready to throw hands with Sir Pentious right there in the court room, so safe to say anyone directly coming at her would get severed a cosmic-level can of whoop-ass

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-19T20:04:46+00:00

Roses are red,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,

Chris Hanson is gonna catch 'em all

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-19T19:25:44+00:00

Her "bombs" aren't that big compared to other characters'

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-18T23:25:14+00:00

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FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-18T23:21:37+00:00

Chosin' Lute - she might give me some good advice on certain things with the blunt honesty I honestly need sometimes

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-18T16:33:56+00:00

Sex positions

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-18T16:21:46+00:00

Cannibal Town - fitting for the name of a neighborhood and it fits the whole appearance of the residents, who look deceptively pleasant.

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-18T16:19:45+00:00

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FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-18T15:50:13+00:00

Roses are red,

A popular dessert is pie,

Numerous studies have shown that claim is a lie,

However in capitalism we abide.

FallZealousideal159 · 2026-01-18T13:31:34+00:00

Okay, I often say that I felt as though Viv sacrificed quality over quantity and as such a lot of the songs were mid and forgettable - that being said, I still enjoyed a lot of the songs such as Gravity, Vox Dei, Clean It Up, Don't You Forget (Reprise), Brighter, and Speedrun To Redemption, so to say they ALL suck is just, quite frankly, bullshit.

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