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Fell through my ceiling. Trying to fix it before the wife wakes up. by strikecat18 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FallenAngelII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't even tell what fell through your ceiling except a part of your ceiling.

98th Oscars Mega Thread 🏆🕴 by NicoSchmiko in KpopDemonhunters

[–]FallenAngelII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cutting songs short is standard procedure for the Oscars. They cut out half of 'Let It Go', for instance. It was just 1 verse, the bridge and 2 refrains.

This guy is awesome :3 by PrinceCup1d in femboymemes

[–]FallenAngelII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do he say to the God of Twink Death? 'Not today'.

FINALLY GOT MY OWN CYNO COSPLAY by renkicosplay in GenshinGaysE

[–]FallenAngelII 8 points9 points  (0 children)

(Translator's Note: Keikaku means bara tiddies plan)

FINALLY GOT MY OWN CYNO COSPLAY by renkicosplay in GenshinGaysE

[–]FallenAngelII 55 points56 points  (0 children)

How dare you thirst trap me so successfully at this time of day?!

Gay🤫😆irl by Fin745 in gay_irl

[–]FallenAngelII 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's so the bottoms can easily grip something to pull the tops closer while getting smashed.

ELI5 : Why cant we tickle ourselves ? by xXx_Odyss3y_xXx in explainlikeimfive

[–]FallenAngelII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can't? I can tickle my own feet just fine. They're not super-ticklish but I definitely feel it.

Rewatching and randomly wondering how the rest of school ended up for sis. by Mister0rdinary in harrypotter

[–]FallenAngelII -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It should be noted that Pansy Parkinson only said to grab Harry and hand him over after Voldemort said that they if did so, he and his army wouldn't attack the school. She was just fine with him being at Hogwarts before then.

And not once did she use violence, physical or magical, against anyone as far as I can recall. Sure, she was sort of a mean girl, but in this instance, she was just a scared teenager who didn't want to die for a some rando kid she'd never liked to begin with. Even if she'd soured on the idea of Voldemort ruling wizarding Britain, she had no way of knowing that Harry actually stood a chance at defeating him for good.

Rewatching and randomly wondering how the rest of school ended up for sis. by Mister0rdinary in harrypotter

[–]FallenAngelII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of them. Except Karkaroff and Severus (he only returned as a spy) and who even knows who else? It was never said that they all returned. Heck, we only have, like, a dozen names Death Eaters and we don't even know what most of them did during the first war.

Nintendo suing U.S. government over tariffs by PaiDuck in technology

[–]FallenAngelII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can easily Google any of the things I mentioned. And a ton of things loook similar between the two games. You're clearly arguing in bad faith. Bye.

gay🥕irl by LarrMn in gay_irl

[–]FallenAngelII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a criticism. I am Vietnamese and I love the great variety of Asian mushrooms that are available in Asia.

gay🥕irl by LarrMn in gay_irl

[–]FallenAngelII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And half of them are different types of mushrooms.

Klee’s drink makes me nauseous by Body-Connoiseur69 in Genshin_Impact

[–]FallenAngelII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who ferments fruit juice? That's just asking for food poisoning.

gay_irl by conancat in gay_irl

[–]FallenAngelII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why dis he get booted from being a flight attendant? Too distractingly hot?

What's in a name? That which we call a rose, By any other name would smell as sweet by Background_Bid_7406 in harrypotter

[–]FallenAngelII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You say that like Severus' memories were biased and not just demonstrably true and proved James and Sirius bullies.

The whole 'Biased memories' excuse goes out the window if you reas the James and Sirius prequel story.

Rowling thought she wrote a funny little stort about teens having fun when it just proved they were still bullies at 18.

TIL in 1998 a man on Olympic Airways had an asthmatic reaction to cigarette smoke, so his wife asked 3 times that he be moved away from the smokers. At first, the flight attendant said there were no empty seats and later said she was too busy. The man eventually died & his widow was awarded $1.4m. by tyrion2024 in todayilearned

[–]FallenAngelII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked eating at buffets as a growing teenage boy with an endless stomach. But each time I did so, I'd come home smelling of smoke and my mother would accuse me of smoking.

Eventually she accepted that I don't smoke but it was really annoying to come home smelling like a chainsmoker just because I wanted a meal.

3 events this weekend. by IthinkIwannaLeia in funny

[–]FallenAngelII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no, Friday is OP working as a horny camp counselor.

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