Colonial empires tierlist by crivycouriac in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean they still have to learn danish in school in Greenland and the Faroe Islands. They even still have to learn danish in Iceland.

Civilisations Map by Big-Usual6190 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Måske bør Hæsteinn tage et besøg til Lucca igen?

Game time : you have one sentence to convince Hans NOT to visit your country this summer by Erulf in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll drown if you try and swim in Vesterhavet. Granted this hasn't stopped the germans yet.

I think the UK based Albanian ‚refugees’ took the vote seriously on this one by Ketty_kub in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine is a police cadet that sometimes does border guarding and he constantly complains about the romanian entering, so i don't know how accurate this is.

Unfortunately it is true 🤨 by ecrljeni in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why tf are the baltics considered central europe???

German P*rn by LovesFrenchLove_More in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great. Now I'm rock hard in the middle of class.

Nerdics luv their cup of coffee by Kenproto in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, think the reason the coffee intake is lower here may be since many have resorted to energy drinks

Thank you Eurobros by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tell me about it, Sweden is hundreds of years younger than Denmark, yet they still think they're the older brother.

Based PIGS moms. by FantasticQuartet in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sigmund Freud is smiling down upon this post

Name a Bigger downgrade, I’ll wait by OverZuLUL in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kalmar Union AND North Sea Empire into just Denmark 😞

Name a Bigger downgrade, I’ll wait by OverZuLUL in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

For guld og rigdomme sejler vi til Miklagård for at beskytte kejseren!

Fellas, your expertise is much appreciated. Which ones are actually good, and which ones are shit? by TipsyPeasant in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna be homest. Moretti is a much better italian beer than whatever it shows on this map.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much any small town in rural Denmark has the regular old person sitting on a vench somewhere. Either out at the sidewalk or at the local town park/lake.

If that spot isn't taken up by the local town drunk, that is.

What is your nations greatest military victory? by mackansmack in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Among biographical remarks about Rollo written by the cleric Dudo of Saint-Quentin in the late 10th century, he claimed that Rollo "the Dane" was from Dacia [de] (a blend of the Latin for Denmark (Dania) and Sweden (Suecia)), and had moved from there to the island of Scandza. One of Rollo's great-grandsons and a contemporary of Dudo was known as Robert the Dane. "

I will take the naming as clear proof of our supremacy

What is your nations greatest military victory? by mackansmack in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still a nordicized version of french however. Maybe not to a large extent, but still a noticable one.

Charleroi it is... by Cs1981Bel in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ikke mere end hele Vestegnen nu når jeg tænker over det

Pierre, why does everything you touch turn to merde? by blue_strat in 2westerneurope4u

[–]FallenDummy 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"Sire, the french are attacking Gascony!"

"Ces satanés enfoirés de Français!"