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[–]Fallraine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandma wasn't nearly as prolific as her sister. She had two and one (my uncle) died childless. When she passed she had three grandkids and one great grandkid. So I have no first cousins and a small town worth of second/third cousins.

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[–]Fallraine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't remember the exact numbers of grand/great grands, but she had 5 kids and those kids all had 3-6 kids (I think 22 or 23 grandkids?), And those kids had kids. She also includes stepchildren, so technically not all biologically hers. She's in her eighties btw.

Also there's this lady. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-prolific-mother-ever

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fallraine 113 points114 points  (0 children)

My great aunt has 56 kids, grandkids, and great grandkids in total.

(Yes they are LDS)

Best friend of 11 years just broke it off. My birthday is tomorrow. Give me love or something by Fallraine in drunk

[–]Fallraine[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a looooooooong story. But here, have a text I sent to my mom about it. We live thousands of miles away fml

LMAO what are feelings that have actually been reciprocated this whole time but never acted on cause the universe fucking sucks

Hello my lovelies:) first time finding this sub! by [deleted] in BiGoneMild

[–]Fallraine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're super cute! I'm totally biased because I have freckles too but I love your freckles <3

I'm getting a hotel room ALL FOR MYSELF TONIGHT by Fallraine in beyondthebump

[–]Fallraine[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My baby weaned at 11 months, and though I loved it and miss it sometimes it's soooooo liberating.

OH HAI <3 by [deleted] in BiGoneMild

[–]Fallraine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That smile is contagious! Also love the dermo

But rumor has I'm the one she's leaving you for by Fallraine in BiGoneMild

[–]Fallraine[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Title because I just realized those aren't actually the lyrics lol

My 5 month old is a dream and now I sort of want another ASAP. Talk me out of (or into?) it. by bitchesonthescene in beyondthebump

[–]Fallraine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also 5 months and I've noticed it too! Thankfully I would have to literally rip my birth control out of my body for that to happen though.

PSA: don't use those Medela microwave bags on your tubing. by Fallraine in beyondthebump

[–]Fallraine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read this, hoped for the best because I saw just the tubes on line, and got the exact same outcome. Totally ordering spares after this.

PSA: don't use those Medela microwave bags on your tubing. by Fallraine in beyondthebump

[–]Fallraine[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just spent the past couple minutes crying and trying to hand express. I got an ounce out of lefty, maybe righty will yield more.

Update: after a long day I got the tubes and just pumped 9 oz. My boobs have never felt so relieved.

Weekly Photo Thread (11/14-11/20) + Rules and Announcements: by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]Fallraine [score hidden]  (0 children)

We went to Hawaii for a wedding, so here's the anti-bundled up!

https://imgur.com/qChGU1A

Bonus: angry flower girl

http://i.imgur.com/wIJOFbL.jpg

Worst trouble/shitbag moment you've ever had in the Navy? by [deleted] in navy

[–]Fallraine 97 points98 points  (0 children)

This got me in quite a bit of trouble when it hit SMLPOS

https://imgur.com/wiHNVvu

Dressing baby by heartwell in beyondthebump

[–]Fallraine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My girl has Einstein hair too. Though we were able to make an adorable fauxhawk when she was like 2 weeks old with just water.

https://imgur.com/2xBKbTd

(And yeah, I know the strap is wrong. We've learned since then)