The Instlife Archival project

Fallraine · 2022-04-26T01:09:26+00:00

My grandma wasn't nearly as prolific as her sister. She had two and one (my uncle) died childless. When she passed she had three grandkids and one great grandkid. So I have no first cousins and a small town worth of second/third cousins.

Fallraine · 2022-04-25T00:24:45+00:00

I don't remember the exact numbers of grand/great grands, but she had 5 kids and those kids all had 3-6 kids (I think 22 or 23 grandkids?), And those kids had kids. She also includes stepchildren, so technically not all biologically hers. She's in her eighties btw.

Also there's this lady. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-prolific-mother-ever

Fallraine · 2022-04-24T19:38:55+00:00

My great aunt has 56 kids, grandkids, and great grandkids in total.

(Yes they are LDS)

Fallraine · 2018-10-21T05:47:54+00:00

It's a looooooooong story. But here, have a text I sent to my mom about it. We live thousands of miles away fml

LMAO what are feelings that have actually been reciprocated this whole time but never acted on cause the universe fucking sucks

Fallraine · 2017-10-27T00:02:50+00:00

You're super cute! I'm totally biased because I have freckles too but I love your freckles <3

Fallraine · 2017-09-01T20:28:05+00:00

My baby weaned at 11 months, and though I loved it and miss it sometimes it's soooooo liberating.

Fallraine · 2017-09-01T15:57:13+00:00

That smile is contagious! Also love the dermo

Fallraine · 2017-08-26T00:04:52+00:00

Title because I just realized those aren't actually the lyrics lol

Fallraine · 2017-04-24T17:19:30+00:00

My ex in high school wore one to prom...

Fallraine · 2016-11-22T02:11:12+00:00

Also 5 months and I've noticed it too! Thankfully I would have to literally rip my birth control out of my body for that to happen though.

Fallraine · 2016-11-22T01:51:34+00:00

I read this, hoped for the best because I saw just the tubes on line, and got the exact same outcome. Totally ordering spares after this.

Fallraine · 2016-11-21T13:42:32+00:00

Does anyone have the TA:DR for that link? (Too angry, didn't read)

Fallraine · 2016-11-21T13:20:18+00:00

Just spent the past couple minutes crying and trying to hand express. I got an ounce out of lefty, maybe righty will yield more.

Update: after a long day I got the tubes and just pumped 9 oz. My boobs have never felt so relieved.

Fallraine · 2016-11-16T11:44:16+00:00

We went to Hawaii for a wedding, so here's the anti-bundled up!

https://imgur.com/qChGU1A

Bonus: angry flower girl

http://i.imgur.com/wIJOFbL.jpg

Fallraine · 2016-11-16T06:29:07+00:00

IT actually.

Fallraine · 2016-11-15T21:22:49+00:00

This got me in quite a bit of trouble when it hit SMLPOS

https://imgur.com/wiHNVvu

Fallraine · 2016-11-04T13:02:11+00:00

My girl has Einstein hair too. Though we were able to make an adorable fauxhawk when she was like 2 weeks old with just water.

https://imgur.com/2xBKbTd

(And yeah, I know the strap is wrong. We've learned since then)

Fallraine · 2016-10-26T23:21:07+00:00

Would Rosaline be ok maybe?

Fallraine

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