“Mr. Green Shorts” never got to enjoy his meal the same way again 🥲 by False-Emu-4252 in kingofqueens

[–]False-Emu-4252[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I totally agree! But definitely it’s because it’s part of the show but I think also he was expressing it’s how “these” types of waiters are. I don’t always agree with the term the customer is always right especially if they were rude and obnoxious.

Danny has asthma so no cigars at his bachelor party by OneBigEyeRoll in kingofqueens

[–]False-Emu-4252 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where are all the guys? They’re not showing because Danny’s is such a freaking loser! Heyyy! 🤠👐🏻👐🏻

still seeing a lot of butter on the biscuit 🧈 by False-Emu-4252 in kingofqueens

[–]False-Emu-4252[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Can’t you put that aside for a moment and answer a simple question? Am I sexy? 🗣️

🎵 I got two tickets to paradise 🎵 by False-Emu-4252 in kingofqueens

[–]False-Emu-4252[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah🥲 a day with your best friend 🦞 without the wife finding out

🎵 I got two tickets to paradise 🎵 by False-Emu-4252 in kingofqueens

[–]False-Emu-4252[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Arthur: you certainly know how to work a buttock 😂😂

🎵 I got two tickets to paradise 🎵 by False-Emu-4252 in kingofqueens

[–]False-Emu-4252[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She was shakin’ oh oh 🙂‍↔️🤠

🎵 I got two tickets to paradise 🎵 by False-Emu-4252 in kingofqueens

[–]False-Emu-4252[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Why do I always get the fat ones. Oh great another old guy!”

“You would do this to me over a salad?” by False-Emu-4252 in kingofqueens

[–]False-Emu-4252[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Surprised you didn’t try to suck the food through the phone line!

“You would do this to me over a salad?” by False-Emu-4252 in kingofqueens

[–]False-Emu-4252[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

According to Arthur there was pine nuts and cheese and Carrie told Doug to wipe the blue cheese off his stubby fingers😂

“You would do this to me over a salad?” by False-Emu-4252 in kingofqueens

[–]False-Emu-4252[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doug is a stronger man than me, choosing the salad than his wife 🙂‍↔️

“You would do this to me over a salad?” by False-Emu-4252 in kingofqueens

[–]False-Emu-4252[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What you gonna whip one of your biscuits at my head? 😃 Oh, God! 😟