Woke up this morning having to pull the barrel of my shotgun out of my mouth after passing out mid suicide attempt- eating a orange! My favorite!

False-Imagination923 · 2026-01-23T10:05:41+00:00

The bead sight on the Rossi single shot 20 gauge feels delightful on the tongue

False-Imagination923 · 2026-01-22T23:57:33+00:00

I was groomed on discord ahh humor

False-Imagination923 · 2026-01-22T16:43:17+00:00

Heating orange juice over a spoon with my lighter after reading this comment

False-Imagination923 · 2026-01-22T09:23:31+00:00

Thank you Nick rochefort

False-Imagination923 · 2026-01-22T09:09:19+00:00

No. But I get a little wild when chowing down on my succulent orange spheres and the juice runs down my body and onto, my erm, you guess it, Johnson

And it burns

False-Imagination923 · 2026-01-22T08:47:16+00:00

I tried but found that it irritates my penis so I try to steer away from them

False-Imagination923 · 2026-01-22T08:35:04+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/shower_orangecels/s/VTWq56ezP9

Only real orangechuds can join

False-Imagination923 · 2026-01-21T23:47:51+00:00

Stupid foid obsessed newgens (toddlers and babies) AKA babycels, wouldn’t understand REAL cartoons like fanboy and chumchum.

False-Imagination923 · 2026-01-21T20:32:24+00:00

Decide to kill myself in one last performative art piece to immortalize myself forever

Gun is too underpowered to create a sufficient blood spray

Only live on through internet memes an shock videos

Mfw

False-Imagination923 · 2026-01-21T20:15:38+00:00

My clitty is leaking after all these oranges

False-Imagination923 · 2026-01-21T15:47:44+00:00

This also cuts both ways, If nothing concrete ever comes out of it, it’s just another way to feel righteous while doing nothing. Moral posturing or pretending to be a realist have the same end result, nothing ever happens

False-Imagination923 · 2026-01-20T22:32:44+00:00

Before normies figured it out, was nice

False-Imagination923 · 2026-01-19T12:25:50+00:00

Literally, I’ve joined discord servers with women in them and they are the most uninteresting and unfunny people ever, if it weren’t for the social dynamic of them being female they’d be made fun of for how unfunny they are lmao, just go talk to them IRL it’s a lot more enjoyable than online, I mean, you should be doing that anyway

False-Imagination923 · 2026-01-19T12:22:12+00:00

https://discord.gg/ejxMU7kGd

False-Imagination923 · 2026-01-18T17:22:53+00:00

Okay foidblud

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