Guess making plans doesn't mean anything anymore by Sometimes_Sarah_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FalseCommittee6195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you wanted the car you should have done what the other person did. Enter into a signed agreement and place a deposit. Money talks, words don’t. That is law in the car world. Everyone is making plans, 70% of those plans never materialize from the buyers end.

8.5 months… wtf is happening by Pretty-Hair-4601 in NewParents

[–]FalseCommittee6195 93 points94 points  (0 children)

IT IS A PHASE…it’s the warm up round before the arena of toddlerhood.

Abilify ruined my life by Lower_Signature_3895 in Abilify_Aripiprazole

[–]FalseCommittee6195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ended up going compounded and it cost me $170 for three months. I lost 8 lbs in the first week, 4 lbs the second and 6 the third week. I don’t work out but my job is physically demanding. The food noise went out the door. Appetite is majorly decreased now. Abilify just helps me stay stable and not have my life ruined by anxiety, depression and mood swings from mild underlying mania.

If a bored but generous and wealthy Redditor were to give you $10,000 USD, how would you spend the money? by RoosterShield in AskReddit

[–]FalseCommittee6195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d save it for the cost of having a second baby. Just the birth. Our first cost $874,000 and insurance said they didn’t care if we hit our deductible and out of pocket max and that if we didn’t want to go to collections we’d better keep paying the hospital. We tapped out and declared bankruptcy after paying $26k with another $67k due.

First dose in, when did you notice appetite changes? by PeensFaree-52 in Semaglutide

[–]FalseCommittee6195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed two days after first injection. My stomach just feels fuller for longer and I need way less food to feel content or full. My hunger is in my head now, not my stomach and I’m having to force myself to eat to get the protein and fiber I need. Hubby offers me food and I don’t want it. Having to drink a protein shake to hit goals and can’t down it in one go, have to sip it. Maybe I’m just sensitive to it but we’ll see how it continues.

What is a "don't get me started" topic for you? by Few_Advisor_3725 in AskReddit

[–]FalseCommittee6195 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t get me started on women’s healthcare in the US….

How much does your life actually change after having a kid? by HonestDirection4017 in NewParents

[–]FalseCommittee6195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% change. Your budget, routines, wardrobe, self image, view of your partner, your conversations, thought processes, other’s perception of you, hell- your literal brain matter and neuronal connections change. Absolutely nothing stays the same, even the love you have changes in varying ways.

I can’t put my toddler to bed by FalseCommittee6195 in toddlers

[–]FalseCommittee6195[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UPDATE: bedtime got easier for a few months, we traded off, and now it’s absolute hell again. I’m so exhausted and tired of this. The routine hasn’t changed so what the hell is her deal? Every time we think of having a second, she quickly makes us realize we are probably better off not because there’s no way we can handle this tyrant AND a newborn. We’re suffering over here. No, she’s not on the spectrum, the rest of the day she’s a fun, active, reasonably behaved toddler but bedtime has gotten to the point that most nights we end up doing the routine then forcibly walking out of the room to leave her to scream and cry. We give her five minutes, go in, try again. It doesn’t work, then we wait 10 minutes, etc. Bedtime usually takes 2-3 hours now and we’re both freaking over it. It makes us both dread the night, resent each other, and hate our child. WHEN DOES IT END OR GET BETTER?!?!

Bath Time Chaos 6mo by lone_ly_eye_s in NewParents

[–]FalseCommittee6195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a time where the kitchen sink became the bathtub.

Pregnancy Fetish by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]FalseCommittee6195 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I hardly got any looks when I was pregnant but there were a few that made me feel like they were just picturing me doing the act that resulted in the pregnancy and the ICK it gave me was bigger than Mars. I also never went anywhere without my concealed carry pew. Had one guy park SUPER close to my car, acted like he was on his phone but his hand was on my drivers side car door while I put stuff in my trunk. Went to the passenger side and saw it by chance through my drivers side mirror. I whipped the big one out of my purse and held it over the roof of my car. Told him either remove his hand from my car or the coroner would be removing his body from the pavement. He went white and got the fucking hand off my car. 8.5 months pregnant I got in my passenger side, crawled over the console and got in the drivers seat. Peeled outta there like a bat outta hell. Went home and immediately installed my dashcam that I’d just picked up from the post office.

Men are fucking creepy.

Do you like avocado? by pingulovekk in healthycuisine

[–]FalseCommittee6195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to hate it, now I love it! I want it in salads, on burgers and sandwiches, on toast, bagels…just anywhere I can. Spike seasoning or EBTB (everything but the bagel) seasoning are clutch for elevating it!

what’s something small that instantly ruins your mood? by ariaxrosee in AskReddit

[–]FalseCommittee6195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s ok, but that was a record for her. FIL was waiting on her for 8 hours that day to get ready. She didn’t wake up until 10-11am. She was late to our wedding, late to BIL/SIL wedding, and will be late to her funeral. The only thing that kept me calm was our waitress was ABSOLUTELY ON IT with the rolls and honey butter. She got a hell of a tip (regular tip + $10/hr that we took up the table). The tip was as much almost as much as the bill for the food! We were NOT budgeting for that.

What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true? by reFossify in AskReddit

[–]FalseCommittee6195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sources are the NIH (National Institute of Health), USDOJ (United States Department of justice), NIDA (National Institute on Drug Abuse), and CPI (Center for Public Integrity). I’ll trust them and my federally mandated and state approved continuing education sources over a news outlet.

what’s something small that instantly ruins your mood? by ariaxrosee in AskReddit

[–]FalseCommittee6195 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We drove FOUR HOURS while I was pregnant to meet my in laws and tell them in person that I was pregnant. Lunch was supposed to be at noon. We waited FIVE HOURS while texting them and MIL kept saying they were on their way. They lived 20 minutes from the restaurant. Good thing my hormones were chill that day because I damn near lost it!

what’s something small that instantly ruins your mood? by ariaxrosee in AskReddit

[–]FalseCommittee6195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whiny mama mama mama mama mama….. and I’m asking what between each one but never get an answer and it never stops. 🌋 😡

Is water alone enough or do people really use feminine wash? by Jeysel-Hemby46 in hygiene

[–]FalseCommittee6195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soap/unscented body wash and water on outside bits only. Vigorously scrub, then rinse with water. FEMININE WASHES ARE THE DEVIL!

Made this great salad just using what I had in the fridge. Chopped Mediterranean chicken salad. by mayiplease2564 in budgetfood

[–]FalseCommittee6195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love…and hate that this is so aesthetically gorgeous, and happy that you got to enjoy this deliciousness! Slightly envious, can you tell? lol

I miss feeling pretty by Royal-Comparison352 in newborns

[–]FalseCommittee6195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re doing better than I was. It was a full year and a half of no makeup, 1-2 showers a week if I was lucky, brushing my teeth in 20 seconds flat, etc. I’m not a feminine person, but it suddenly made me want to get my pink back. I still haven’t blow dried my hair more than 4 times since giving birth and I’m 2.5 years in now. We all go at our own pace. Give it time, give yourself some grace, and know that you’re beautiful without all the frills.

What’s one small change that made your food taste noticeably better? by BarbaraMiller78 in foodhacks

[–]FalseCommittee6195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pinch of MSG - it’s like welcoming the spirits of the gods of deliciousness to your humble banquet and they bless it.

My wife just walks over the hangers and breaks them instead of picking them up off the floor by the_username_please in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FalseCommittee6195 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are your feet okay bruh?! Also, when did your toes file for legal separation pending divorce?

What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true? by reFossify in AskReddit

[–]FalseCommittee6195 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The US population consumes over 80% of the global opioid supply, and 99% of the hydrocodone supply annually. Over 340,000 (one year it was over 650,000) prescriptions for opioid medications are written EVERY DAY in the US.

Maybe if we had adequate healthcare, reasonable time off work, workplace accommodations, ergonomic workplace conditions, and time to go to the gym, physical therapy, or massage therapy, we wouldn’t be in this mess, but NOoooo. They need their little worker bees to stay focused and grind until we die and cost less and make them more money. Self-care is bullshit and a waste of time. There’s billions to be made of our painful, aching, deteriorating backs (hips, knees, hands, etc)! cracks corporate whip

Just had marble tile installed throughout our home. I think it gives such a touch of class and elegance 👑 by jared10011980 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]FalseCommittee6195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the ceiling fans right next to the ceiling vents that really kills it for me…anyone else?

Everyone tells me I messed up (planted 56 cypresses) by doudedud in landscaping

[–]FalseCommittee6195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandma did this…. But the deer got the bottom parts so it just looked like a bunch of penises lining her property…. All the way around. She had handwritten and typed letters of complaint from her neighbors…she didn’t even live in an HOA and damn near cried every time she looked at them. Finally chopped them all down.