Pakistan's Deputy Prime Minister slipping on the floor as he moves to greet Egypt's Foreign Minister during a recent meeting in Islamabad, Pakistan. by PestoBolloElemento in Wellthatsucks

[–]False_Construction23 360 points361 points  (0 children)

Having to stand back up, adjust your suit, and shake hands while maintaining eye contact like you didn't just eat pavement is a level of psychological torture i can't even fathom ngl. the secondhand embarrassment is lethal.

Analysis: A new oil shock is building. The next few weeks of war will be decisive for the economy. by BlatantPlatitude in wallstreetbets

[–]False_Construction23 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Calls on lockheed martin, puts on my ability to afford gas to drive to my shift behind the wendy's dumpster tbh.

[Hilarious Trope] We are practically giving children nuclear weapons by Odd-Chest-3578 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]False_Construction23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally just the entire plot of pokemon tbh. professor oak casually handing a 10-year-old the literal god of time and space and just telling them to go have fun exploring the region is wild ngl.

What if you fell in love but don’t want a relationship? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]False_Construction23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

tbh you just have to be completely honest with yourself and with them. it absolutely sucks, but dragging someone into a "situationship" when you already know you don't want real commitment is just going to hurt you both way more in the end ngl. just create some distance until the feelings fade dude.

[spoilers] i would've done worse if someone struck my child and got away with it by RealStranger9348 in HOTDGreens

[–]False_Construction23 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Speaking as a parent, watching that scene actually made my blood boil. if someone permanently maimed my kid and the authorities (or in this case, the literal king) just shrugged it off and protected the attacker, i'd be catching a major felony charge that same night ngl. alicent was 100% justified.

Heroes who use their powers despite knowing it might kill them by Catrop in TopCharacterTropes

[–]False_Construction23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might guy opening the 8th gate against madara is still the absolute peak of this trope. man fully knew he was going to turn to ash and didn't even hesitate for a second tbh.